Via KOAT: According to a criminal complaint, McAllister told investigators the gun was in her waistband, but the Bernalillo County deputy who interviewed her said he doubts that and believes the gun was likely in her private area.
Officer Simon Drobik said police did their best to make sure she wasn’t armed before entering the jail. “We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question. We cannot search a body cavity,” said Drobik.
Arainia Brown and her boyfriend Rolman Sparkman just wanted to get take-out from the delicious breakfast (and sometimes other meals) food chains I-HOP. They ended up coming away with a tasty dinner and an offensive receipt. The server apparently typed in “BLACK PPL” to describe them and both Brown and Sparkman feel like he could have used a better term to identify the patrons. Rather than cause a stir and bring up the issue to a manager, Brown posted the receipt online which caused it to go viral.
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Who is up for a game of beach volleyball?
I’m up!
Kid can’t swim at all, but he has his priorities straight.
And if I told you his name was Ralph, would you still be turned on?
It’s Barack
Kamala getting a raise (thumbs up) or votes (thumbs down)
Venice, Florida.
Jello shooter.
After the 2 A was repealed, the pencil Gatling gun became a realistic option.
T-Red, I gots yo rent check on me baby, Cum find it honey…
Unless it is under that wig, you can keep the damned check.
Nkit..
Now that’s funny.
no more mr niceguy to you little fleabaggs–
Red..
Did any of her previous boyfriends ever fall out of those folds while you two were getting frisky?
Red Baby, youse the best landlord eva, But my plumbing is blocked up over hea and I need you to bring that big long snake like you did lass time and and unclog dis thing…
nkit.
That wasn’t Red. Llpoh was visiting his ole buddy Red when that happened.
stay in the mountains all damn winter,it’ll be good 4 you–
Stay in the mountains, stay in prison, stay on an isolated island and that might be doable….depends on how long the isolation lasts
You might find a Hot Pocket in there.
And the muff diver was never heard from again.
Who wants to dive in?
Douchecam
VeeJay Pradeep thought he’d capture a moment, for his Facebook page, looking goot in his tight pink Polo, and Ow! Whut Dee phuck, you Mamba. Whoa!
I be schtahting do veel reel dizzy now.
Is this Pebble Beach?
Great tackle. In spite of Larry Csonka’s long absence, the tide may finally be turning for the Miami Dolphins.
Bob P’s ex-wife.
Irwin was bitter that even though his bowling ball crusher worked like a charm, there didn’t seem to be a market for it.
He’d have been a shoo-in for the Darwin Award if only he died.
Sometimes, Karma gets caught on video
Best in class, bud.
So far, at least…
-The day is young, unlike us ol’ Tomcats.
If I see a bride in a honeymoon suite, we can cue up Idol.
It’s a nice day for a white wedding.
bikiniteam? How much are season tickets?
Laura San Giacomo?
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I love (the way the light plays off) her perfect ass.
“Comey, Strzok, Page, Simpson, Holder, Lynch, Clinton, Brennan, Clapper. Great shooting, Donny!”
RIP Buddy
Coffee always perks you up in the morning.
Can I have a sip?
Nothing like those fall mornings when there’s a nip in the air.
Can I have a ride?
Holland’s plan for sending them back.
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of them are stupider than that”- George Carlin
That was the California stop.
A Yield sign would’ve been more fair.
Let’s do this to CNN every night.
Even mother nature abhors fake news.
Making America Great Again.
[squints at tag] *Made in Mexico*
Ahh, shut up and go back to school and stay inside this time.
Even when he had hair, he didn’t have enough to weave.
Put the same pole of two magnets together and they repel each other, which proves that gays are repulsive. Africa’s first scientific breakthrough! Next step: the ant farm.
I’m gonna put KC Masterpiece Bbq sauce on those Kansas City Kittens.
THE YING…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
…AND THE YANG
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?” His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re here or not.”
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Chloe is so talented, graceful and pretty..
This particular FF only confirms my long-held suspicions that you guys are a bunch of pervs. Here I felt like I didn’t belong.
good to see that you’re finally assimilating —