Via KOAT: According to a criminal complaint, McAllister told investigators the gun was in her waistband, but the Bernalillo County deputy who interviewed her said he doubts that and believes the gun was likely in her private area.
Officer Simon Drobik said police did their best to make sure she wasn’t armed before entering the jail. “We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question. We cannot search a body cavity,” said Drobik.
Arainia Brown and her boyfriend Rolman Sparkman just wanted to get take-out from the delicious breakfast (and sometimes other meals) food chains I-HOP. They ended up coming away with a tasty dinner and an offensive receipt. The server apparently typed in “BLACK PPL” to describe them and both Brown and Sparkman feel like he could have used a better term to identify the patrons. Rather than cause a stir and bring up the issue to a manager, Brown posted the receipt online which caused it to go viral.
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The Aussies might have broken into the KFC on purpose. Sounds like something I’d do.
From some fool’s Instadeath account.
You have to put your pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else.
Is that Bob P’s hand?
Can’t be. Whenever I do that the woman doesn’t grin.
Thats a woman hand
And that’s why you should never drive in front of lowing flying airplanes.
And never land on an SUV.
Northwest regional airport. About 10 minutes from my house. There’s a very clear sign stating aircraft has the right of way. Driver was a dumbass.
Affirmative Action pilot was a dumber ass for not pulling up just enough to clear the obstacle.
Welcome to Saturday night at a white trash bar near you!
White trash
Oh, Maggie Q, I love looking at you!
It’s why God invented little sisters.
At least the older sister got her wish granted.
Well, we’ve all imagined giving them a right cross when they deserve it, but it’s better to forego that and mope all day. That’ll teach them!
Congrats to her for finding what she was looking for.
The mighty pool whale strikes again.
That sucked.
Bob P Jr. needs to learn to be just a tiny bit more discrete.
As a Catholic, I was simply mesmerized by the cross resting just above her heaving bosom.
The Douchecalator.
DIY vasectomy
Wasn’t me!
nkit, this girl is not 18! What were you thinking?
Dee
Strike a pose…..
Turning the waterworks on and off instantaneously – it starts early doesn’t it?
Turning the waterworks on and off instantaneously – it starts early doesn’t it?
He’s gonna need a little more thrust to take off.
Can of beans ought to do the trick.
Daddy shart
Jerry just got reamed. Shit happens. I hope Dee isn’t watching.
Get used to it. Much of your life will feel like that.
Enough to make you a Bear’s fan.
Turn around so I can see your tight end.
Look ! It comes with a pull-chain!
The offensive coordinator says we’re gonna run the Y formation right up the middle. Split the defense, go wide into the backfield, and then make a pass at the tight end for a quick 6.
Victory is coming.
Chicago Camels is a team?
Nkit, that’s more like it.
Itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny,……..orange bikini.
Our unabashed dictionary defines this lovely lady as ‘barely clad.’
Use in a sentence: “Pardon me, barely-clad nymph, how ‘bout you and I commingle our genitals?”
A word of advice: Don’t ever try this line on your wife. When I did, her aghast expression effectually conveyed her response; Say anything like that to me again, bub, and I’ll commingle my foot with your genitals. Too bad I don’t have a foot fetish.
The swarthy ones need the brass knuckle treatment.
A slap is an invitation to them.
She slapped him for bumping into her and when she bumped him, he returned the favor
i’d like to know where that occurred–
Just keep moving on, bitch!
Back off my man, nigga!
The inspiration for the Beach Boys “Two Girls for Every Boy”.
The horror of being eaten alive by an emoticon.
This is the perfect illustration of my life.
And that’s just another reason why, son, good grades are so important.
Exclusive video of Hillary as a baby!
Wow, dumb blonde- wouldn’t a normal person just snuffed it out with their own hand?
Fan the flames and they get hotter.
Shhhhh — don’t tell ’em.
What a babe. She is hot. I mean like so hot that she spontaneously combusts like a Tesla.
Tonight’s fact: women are equal to men and deserve our respect . . . fuck off!
Why progressives hate guns.
Schiff shooter.
Wish I had more than one like for this.
Bob P, pick up the phone!!!!!
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my wife on the beach decades ago.
“God help me, look at her delectable—”
“Don’t say it.”
“You always presume the worst of me. Trust me, and let me finish.”
“Fine.”
“Tits.”
She’s not one to hide her talent.
Talents.
I love dogs!
If not for the beginnning, I would have sworn we found the real Tazmanian Devil!
Wind up my balls like that I’d do the same thing.
At The Market…
Two older Italian ladies were browsing the aisles at a neighborhood market for groceries.
As they pause in front of the bulk potato bin,
Francesca gently shakes 2 brown Idaho russets; one in each hand, sighs and mumbles:
“Marone a mi…just like my husband’s”
Her friend Claudia gasps: “Oh, my! That big?!”
Francesca: “No. This dirty.”
IT’S FRIDAY, NIGGAS!
It must be closing time.
When Dee starts looking doable
Instant replay confirmed it was a fumble returned for a belly rub.
Rover didn’t notice the pizza spy cam that captured his thieving ways.
This is why we love dogs.
Some like pizza, some like baby burritos.
Wooly Bully.
Old story- they always pull on their pants when I walk in.
You walking into the girls’ locker room again, Yancey?
“I know you said a quickie, but damn! That’ll be a hundred, please. Easy money. Sheesh.”
I bet those are nice. Real fine.
I’m sh-sh-sh-sha-shakin!