Probably better off in the condiment aisle so you can pick up some maple syrup for those flapjacks.
Sick vanity plate. Pretty sure it’s illegal to get road rage at a self-deprecating guy who has given advanced notice like this. Well played sir.
Fall bottom biscuits. Probably pumpkin spiced.
Looking like a tortured Brats doll that came to life.
If you’re gonna drop a classic deez nuts joke, at least make it a joke. Some sort of setup is necessary. Don’t be lazy.
The brown bomber strikes again. We’ve all been there, the deadly assassin discriminates against no one.
I’m just assuming your tattoo artist stopped halfway through that tattoo, realized he was in the wrong line of work and quit the profession forever.
How big of a POS Sanford and Son vehicle do you have when there is a raccoon sitting on top of all that heap of shit and I can’t tell whether its real or stuffed?!?!
Bottom biscuits and pumpkin spice? This is an odd transitional time of year.
I’m sure she’s just taking a break from her super busy schedule as an aspiring webcam star.
This isn’t Chick-fil-A, you aren’t about to get anything for free by dressing up as a cow except for odd looks.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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I love to hear that story about how immigrants are destroying a great white nation, so pure, so right…
I was in western North Carolina needing a wiper blade on a Sunday morning. Only Wal-mart was open. I get new blades and go to the checkout. There was a shopping cart with a roll of duct tape, baby oil, Hitachi vibrator, package of rope, enema bag, and a baseball bat abandoned just in front of the registers.
I didn’t think to take a picture but decided that would be my last trip to a Wally World. Just to be fair it was also the home of Western Carolina University.
You sound like a real party pooper, tsq, maybe the party cart wasn’t abandoned, it was parked while a forgotten red wig was found.
Sharts, shorts, biscuits and pancakes. Why we love TBP- one stop “shopping”.
That blonde in the 2nd to the last pic looks like she could crack walnuts with those thighs . Oh in my younger years I’d have hit that like a pinata .