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C’mon, Dave! What do you have to lose?
Nature at its finest; a woman’s curves.
Not only curiosity, but also the octopus got the cat.
Why I taught I saw an octopussycat.
I love Dogs!
Since when, Jose? I’m surprised..
That’s a dude.
No. No. Besides, the moose out front should have told you that this post is closed..
A tea cup and a pair of B cups.
B stands for Best
Perks you right up doesn’t it?
May I get rid of that statement with my eraser sir. No nibbling allowed. Or we can just enjoy a roll between the fingers.
Nuthin like snokl’n down under.
Dragon, baby. I can’t believe they’re still using them.
Javelin. We carried some, but never had need to use em. They are so bad ass.
GIFs that end too soon.
I found one. I finally found one! A dodo egg! Absolutely priceless. I’ll be famous . . . what the?
If he can’t find inspiration in the famous garter bridge spanning the pussy willow, he’s beyond hope.
Bob- that comment was priceless.
Above was I.
Miss Hofstadter, do you take dic . . . tation?
Hi teach. I’m ready for my organ lessons.
Professor, I’m pretty sure there are only two sexes.
“Our ex-wife ejector seat is a very popular option”.
That is why I’m a swinger too.
Well, he shouldn’t have been cheating on his giraffe.
Gimme two fingers of milk, please.
That’s made out of more silicone than just the breasts.
Could you love her?
five, ten minutes tops?
That’s an it, not a her.
No, Raz..No..
It’s a doll.
Yeah well, a doll worth takin home..that ain’t no tranny..
It is outstanding craftsmanship for sure.
“See anything that you like?”
Yancy will have to step it up and be the comic headliner then, as I’ll be out next weekend too, BP.
Far removed from internet connectivity, and will dig the escape deep into the wooded areas.
Smackerel
In my imagination: “Oh, me first! Please, Bob”
“No, Bobby. Me!”
“No, me!”
“Ladies, ladies; patience. I’ll get to you as soon as I can. Meanwhile take off your bikinis and fan me.”
In reality: “What the hell are you doing on that computer all day? Looking at porn again? I asked you hours ago to do the dishes.”
“Patience, dear—”
“That’s what you said hours ago. Now get off your lazy butt!”
“Ah, shit.”
Doesn’t seem like a crowd to me.
We will miss your witty comments.
I believe the gentleman on the right is Tesla. Who the Cunt/Skank is on the left, I have no idea. Perhaps The Multi-Racial Messiah’s Mistress???
The audacity of your son to so rudely impose upon you like this is breath-taking and extremely inconsiderate. Further, the selfishness of Mrs. Bob P. is, well, frankly,unspeakably harsh and cruel. It must be a Canadian thing, eh?
I hope that you enjoy yourself, knowing that you have hung us all out to dry. It’s okay. We have plans. I have no doubt that the rest of the Friday Fail crew (you loyal contributors know who you are) will immediately adopt the “next man up” philosophy, bring your “A” game, and produce an epic Friday Fail while the Canadian hosers are sucking down strange brews like Molson and Moosehead. Yeah, take off, eh? This will go on your personal TBP record, making future employment difficult.
Not to worry, we’ll still stand on guard for thee..
To your separate points above: I agree; thank you, I look forward to hanging you out to dry; without me, Friday Fail will be Friday Epic Fail (i.e., even better); I don’t drink Moosepiss, I drink Canadian whiskey, which beats Yankee bourbon all to hell; my reputation has varied between highly dubious and utterly ruined all my life, so your threats are empty; stand on guard if you please, I won’t notice ’cause I’ll be drinking till the twilight’s last gleaming.
Wow, that’s as cold as a Nova Scotia winter…Polar Bears or not…Where is Sgt. RiNS?
Jays fans…what are you gonna do?
Wow! I love it when the team shows up to support Quinn head…