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Twenty bucks a crack.
Is that Bernie just before his heart attack?
Looks more like Bob Kraft.
That nasty bitch should let Pat Robertson pray in peace.
Where is his seeing-eye dog?
I left him at home with his bone..
I think that’s Bob P
Yes, and that old man is fondling me!
The battery isn’t the only thing that’s empty
Shit, even a banana gets more action than I do.
Cattle prod
What a badass animal. Kindred.
It pays to know what an animal is capable of doing before taunting it.
Good bull.
Hardscrabble
Who would win in a fight…a full grown bull or a full grown grizzly?
Grizzly would bitch slap a bull. That is my bet.
Olé!
Get your selection in slot below.
Donny Trump executes a back flip, showing his contempt for the Democratic avalanche out to smother him!
Over on the lawn, there’s a squirrel that was an unwilling launch victim on one of those rotating bird feeder contraptions, and he’s very amused, thinking “How do you like it, you bastards?”
Guess what day it is….
Mons day?
Mike, Mike, Mike!
If it was hump day, that cameltoe looks willing to oblige.
Oh hell no! That monster cooch will stuck its tongue in your mouth.
The camel’s toe is larger than the mountains (or lack thereof).
She’s got that “Come hither!” look written all over her.
Creamy Italian
Red honey, does this dress make my tushie look a little big?
No. It was all those Cinnabons that made your tushie look big. Oh, and calling your ass big is like calling WW II a tussle.
Girl…….that ass looks like the back end of a ’49 Buick………a little big?? I’ve lived in apartments that were smaller when I was young.
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Looks like a come hither look to me…
Kung Fool
Women can keep coming all day. No fair.
Follow the bouncing boobs.
For the love of God and decency toward pets, that guy’s fly better not be open.
The pup looks panicked.
NYT: A white girl bruised a young black girl’s fist in a racially-motivated attack at a local high school today.
Fucking niggers have always been worthless.
He’s a mean drunk, but what are going to do?
On the hunt for tits. I know the feeling.
AOC and Liz Warren should be shown that gif, but I doubt either one is sharp enough to make the connection, that the FSA enabled gang expects to be fed, even if the nipples of the motherlode are suckled raw or all tapped out.
What the hell happened here?
cracked his left knee being cool with the cue stick, fell and hit his head on the edge of the table, and knocked himself out.
Somebody cut the strings on the puppet.
I suspect alcohol was involved.
ABC – for people who find hammocks a little too complicated.
Can’t blame a man for having good taste.
Hate crime.
For waving?
for being white
The new Pepsi challenge.
Damn, that light pole came out of nowhere!
I love whoppers.
Anti-Caucasian propaganda.
Yeah, jealousy
You’re out at home!
The little dick who caused all that mayhem ends up laughing with delight after seeing the resulting butt hurt to Sis and Daddy-O.
Now, who could that be, in footage from their early years? Hmmm.
Bwahahahabababa
The fat fuck flop.
9.5 for style but didn’t stick the entry.
Bad form but good dive. I guess nocte only does belly flops
Damn, even Spiderman is a deadbeat.
Spiderwoman in action. Who needs men?
I’m calling that strawberry blonde in a freckly sort of way…..very cute girl.
There goes the wedding night festivities.
Poor guy will not get laid for weeks, maybe years.
She broke her pride.
Why is that girl offering hand jobs to the crew?
The Belles of St. Mary. Bing, bing, bong, boom.
Shaniqua will whip that white boy’s ass for pulling out her extensions……..she just got her hair did fool.
I like dogs, really, but I don’t like them around my food in a restaurant or grocery store. Just yesterday, I had to wait an extra amount of time for the clerk at the UPS store to smooch on some girl’s dog and go hunt the pooch a dog treat, then wait for him to eat it and slobber it all over the counter where I was to put my parcel……just sayin’ . I asked for a snack and the clerk acted snooty.
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.
It wasn’t long before it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I’ll give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”
As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the massive blaze but to no avail.
After two more hours of attacking the fire, the president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company’s secret files.
Just then a long siren was heard in the distance and another fire truck came into racing into sight.
It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of Italian men from that part of the city and all were well over 65.
To everyone’s amazement the little Wop fire engine raced through the chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the raging inferno!!!
In the distance the other firemen watched as the old-ginzos hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort and skills that they had never, ever seen before.
After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.
The chemical company president was overjoyed and announced he’d double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers.
After thanking each of the old men individually, the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money.
The old immigrant fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, “The firsta ting we gonna do is fixa the fuckna brakes on that truck!”
Reminds me of the old joke: Italian snow tires for sale. Dago thru snow, Dago thru sleet, Dago thru ice, and when Dago flat, Dago wop, wop, wop.
HA!
Let’s hope Trump can overcome the deep state and end all these useless wars. Meanwhile, these dogs are priceless for helping war vets suffering from PTSD.
How do we sell more granite counter tops? Any ideas? . . . Bob?
Where are you seeing granite counter tops?
Bob….I don’t think that is what she is selling. I would have guessed honey dew melons.
Biscuits
Oh my!!
Rock and roll, hootchie-coo.