WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Halloween get anybody else horny besides me? The freaks come out at night.

I hope everyone’s Halloween party is as rocking as this dude’s party in the back he’s got going on with that power skullet.

Enjoy your freedom from glares today People of Walmart shoppers. Everyone will just assume you’re in costume.

Most well behaved child ever in Walmart goes to…

If you’re not repping everyday low prices all the time, you’re not a true POW.

Damn, Audi hitting us with that vintage look for their new 2020 A6.

Shoplifting?! Whaaaaat?!?! I just didn’t have a shopping cart to carry this in so I thought the best option would be the back of my coat. Makes perfect sense. Case closed.

Yeaaah hunny, not the type of roleplaying I had in mind.

*Screeeeeeeaaaaccchhhhhh!

At first I couldn’t believe my eyes. But then I realized I’ve been to central Ohio and that dude is probably busy as hell. This time of year, there’s a haunted house or barn or maze or hayride like every 30 feet. Dude will be putting in overtime this month.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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M G
M G
November 2, 2019 10:15 am

I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I was traveling again after a long hiatus from the road, I started seeing the Walmart folks everywhere.

I began to feel like I wore a set of those eyeglasses from that episode of Twilight Zone. Or was that “They Live” original? Some expert or another should be along to correct me.

I guess what I am saying is this: Five Years ago, I looked at the Walmart Freaks and laughed. Now that they are multiplying and spreading (literally, figuratively and physically) to all of the Dollar General stores near you (they pop up everywhere! One is located at Patton Junction now! https://stores.dollargeneral.com/mo/patton/16317/), the pictures are not so damn funny.

But, I don’t go to Walmart any more. They are part of the Nanny Estate now.

MTD
MTD
  M G
November 2, 2019 10:42 am

I know what you mean. Years ago when the People of Walmart site was relatively new, it was hilarious to look at the pics. Those freaks seemed to be a minuscule portion of the populace, so rare that it was amusing. But now you see these types of people not just at Walmart but all over the place. I was at my local grocery store not long ago at 7am and some old guy was shopping dressed in a tube top, mini skirt, and high heels. Just letting his freak flag fly so all the world could admire him.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  MTD
November 2, 2019 10:50 am

Yeah, they’re breeding like roaches in FSA areas.

Frank
Frank
  M G
November 2, 2019 12:32 pm

That reminds me of a screenshot taken of a (twitter?) comment; where the person said they preferred shopping at Dollar General so they wouldn’t have to dress up the way they had to for Walmart.

M G
M G
  Frank
November 2, 2019 9:36 pm

I laughed at that. Thanks.