WHY I DON’T SHAKE HANDS

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26 Comments
llpoh
llpoh
November 11, 2019 5:31 pm

Also why I gouged my eyes out with a fork.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  llpoh
November 11, 2019 7:56 pm

Crack Kills… please warn a friend… sometimes it suffocates too….

Pequiste
Pequiste
November 11, 2019 5:57 pm

Ewww.

Do they have autoclaves large enough for simultaneous treatment for both of the individuals involved?

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
November 11, 2019 6:03 pm

No words.

Steve
Steve
November 11, 2019 6:22 pm

Next time you order those “loaded nachos”, that guy’s hand is where they come from. Applebees, anybody?

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 11, 2019 6:57 pm

Gotta give him points for picking up the right sex. I bet he is plenty warm at night too.

llpoh
llpoh
  Anonymous
November 11, 2019 7:06 pm

Right sex, wrong species.

GAZ
GAZ
November 11, 2019 6:58 pm

One of the reasons why I don’t like Baltimore…….

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
November 11, 2019 7:22 pm

Must be closing time and this couple is afraid of going home alone.

Bob P
Bob P
November 11, 2019 7:40 pm

Careful, buddy, she swallowed Jonah.

TS
TS
  Bob P
November 11, 2019 9:07 pm

Back in the day in Whidbey Island, we would get teams of six or more and go out ‘whalin’. This’n would’ve needed double teaming, with backup harpoons.

TS
TS
November 11, 2019 9:04 pm

Now that’s real smother love.

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 11, 2019 9:18 pm

when you’re old,married & sober you’re picky as hell but you old pussified sob s have repressed the memories of what you did when you were drunk & horny,probably many x–
quit denying your past,you prissy little twits–

motley
motley
  TampaRed
November 11, 2019 9:35 pm

Not THAT much regret ….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TampaRed
November 11, 2019 9:35 pm

Meany

nkit
nkit
  TampaRed
November 12, 2019 12:22 am

Spoken like a true trailer park cooter hound..

Neuday
Neuday
  TampaRed
November 12, 2019 12:35 am

Back in the 80’s, when I was in my 20’s, fat chicks were not nearly as common as they’ve become. I’ve been drunk and made poor decisions, but never been with a warpig like in that pic.

Miles Long
Miles Long
November 11, 2019 9:28 pm

Isn’t it customary to shake with the right hand? That one’s still safe.

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 11, 2019 9:50 pm

you guys notice how llpoh made a rude comment & then couldn’t stay away & came back a couple of hours later–
he’s truly in denial–
it’s ok buddy,we’ve all been there,quit worrying–
luckily 4 us older guys,they didn’t have cell phones back then so we can deny it & tell our buddies that they’re full of it–

llpoh
llpoh
  TampaRed
November 11, 2019 10:00 pm

I have many faults and have sinned many times. But I had high standards re women, and never, ever harpooned a whale. Seemed to me doing without was a far, far better option. I also liked Dartmouth Rule, which roughly states that you can always get drunk, but you cannot always get laid, so play the odds.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  llpoh
November 11, 2019 10:10 pm

the being drunk part is what leads to the parts you regret,at least most of the time–

Ripley
Ripley
November 11, 2019 9:55 pm

I don’t think you have to worry. It looks like he was doing most of the work with his left hand.

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2019 12:24 am

harvesting dingleberries pays well, I’m told..

Steve C.
Steve C.
November 12, 2019 1:25 am

I hope he’s not looking for his contact lens…

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Steve C.
November 12, 2019 8:35 am

No, he’s looking for his condom.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  ILuvCO2
November 12, 2019 3:59 pm

Find the keys & we can drive out.