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If your IQ were five points higher, would you be a tree? Do you regularly walk into walls? Then you’re the kind of student we’re looking for at Kansas U!
Damn wall came out of nowhere, man! Nowhere!
Hillary’s own family ignores her, why can’t we?
Who would’ve thought dirt would make a shitty slide?
The Climate Alarmists warned us that snow was a thing of the past- she just didn’t listen.
I can’t just take your word for it, Olivia; let me judge for myself. Then you may judge how great my balls are.
Did Mrs. BobP give them back?
She had me neutered after our fourth, and I didn’t object.
This is in response to Bob P’s missing balls, I only say that because who knows where this comment will end up…
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She keeps them in formaldehyde in a Gerber jar in her panties drawer.
Hi I’m little Johny and I don’t have any balls anymore !
Take my word for it Bob .
Clearly Olivia Wilde won’t have to judge this dude’s balls.
Wow, even I felt that one.
Progressives training for Civil War II.
Unfortunately, that would be me with a .12 gauge. I’m too small for the kickback.
Vix, look at a 2o, and if that still overwhelms ya, look into a 410 gauge, if shotgun is the choice.
Reminds me of a video that was out there when the AR ban was on the table during Obummer’s term.
At a town hall, a female asked Uncle Joe why she shouldn’t be able to buy an AR for in-home protection. Joe told her to buy a shotgun.
Video cuts to various people shooting a shotgun, with 10 examples similar to above.
Kick backs causing facial injuries, knocking people on their ass, …even one guy who loses his drawers down to his ankles after firing.
Last example shows a small lady firing off an AR with no trouble at all. Accurately. Painlessly.
Good to see you commenting again, V-V.
Thanks, Suds. It’s been busy at work lately.
I was actually thinking of getting a kid-sized shotgun. I only weigh between 96 to 104 pounds depending on what day of the week it is (I’ve always been small in stature, petite, and skinny ), so kickback is a real issue. I don’t have the weight to hold my ground upon firing. I really can’t afford to spend the money for an A.R. But I’ll look into those you suggested. Thanks again for the advice. I’m also looking at a Henry .22 semi survival. Not a lot of firepower compared to others but a lot of cartridges.
If you hit a large assailant in a CRITICAL point, a .22 will put them away. Anywhere else, and they will probably keep coming. True, you get seven tries / magazine with a Henry AR-7, but in close quarters it might be a problem to get more than one or two off.
Consider a S&W Governor, a multi-caliber revolver. It will fire .45 ACP, 45 Long Colt and 410 shotgun – and in that last, there is something interesting from Hornady Critical Defense, a 410 Shotshell with a 41-cal slug and two 35 cal round balls in one cartridge. The kickback is much less than a 45 slug, and three chances per shot to get someone’s attention. You could probably try it out at a rifle range near you, and see if the setup works for you. There’s also a Taurus Judge revolver that does the same thing. Both load six rounds per cylinder, and speed reloading clips are available as well.
Thanks so much for the advice. The Hornady Critical Defense sounds intriguing. But I’ll check them all out.
When in practice, my shots would have been head, then heart/lung area, then crotch if a male, hip joints if female. But I’m out of practice now since I haven’t been to the range for a while and I don’t know if I could do a successful head shot at a distance. So currently, my first shot at a distance would be the heart/lung area. It’s a wider target. If close, go for the head then the heart. Please tell me your critical points. I always thought shooting at the eyes/brain would be effective, even the throat/windpipe.
Asked why, she said, “My other choice was Epstein.”
Even the girl in the wheelchair made it up onto the stage.
One giant step for manki…
Oh, “deer,” the impeachment hearings can’t get any traction at all.
You need to listen to NPR to get the “real” facts.
Are there facts in this impeachment? I seem to have missed them.
That be me sarc side that no one caght.
I thought it was obvious. Just being obvious back at you.
He’s lucky his birthmark is on his chest and not his side.
You see a buck on the ground, pick it up.
Bob’s no Almond Joy
Best hat trick I ever saw.
Maybe he should consider a helmet.
He should be on the bus ! Some people have NO business
riding or driving a motor vehicle of any kind . They don’t
have enough brain cells .
No, thank you!
and driving lessons.
Probably had no insurance.
I always look forward to it but have to scroll through with one eye open. I can’t stand the ones where people get hurt.
Classic Ceasar was inspired.
Especially the elderly.
Just because somebody is old doesn’t mean they are stupid; skilled yoots shoot around me 20 mph over the speed limit weaving in and out of traffic all the time and hit their brakes causing everybody problems. Unfortunately, they don’t get old.
Why is that unfortunate?
They ain’t skilled ,just stupid , and it ain’t unfortunate .
Elizabeth Warren’s cat.
Her cats an Indian giver?
Worry not Hardscrabble, she’ll eventually recover.
Woody Harrelson as a kid.
He dunked alright.
The other night,
Wifey asked me how many other women I’d slept with…
“Only you, honey.”
V
V
V
“…All the others kept me awake all night long.”
The Doctor says my eyesight will return in about 3 or 4 days, but the super glue will take longer to wear off from the sensitive areas of my skin, after separating the parts that were glued together while I slept.
Just wait until she glues the sensitive skin area to the eyelids…
Budget cutbacks may affect Kazakhstan’s performance at the next Olympics.
Yeah, I taught four of them to ride bikes, and I understand.
Still trying to teach my wife…
Fried balls?
No worries honey, I have lotion.
I would probably have done the same thing had I been the one about to apply it, but with added drool.
Rack: +10
Grip: -3
She needs more practice.
Oh my. Time to be a gentleman and apply it for her. I would do that for her…I’m just that caring.
Small penis parking is one of those situations where about half the male population qualifies, yet none of the spaces are taken.
Ma, I passed soccer qualifications!
Quick, call my lawyer at Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.
Johnny Carsons law firm
Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers on NPR’s Car Talk.
Kneecapped.
I believe I speak for all of us when I yelp, “Eeeeew!”
It was disgusting even before the poop.
Just glad it was contained otherwise it would have speeew.
Not sure what happened there without the sense of smell.
Sharted. Which is why you never want to stand too close to women at twerk.
I get that she was filming it. I get that this happened. What I never get about these is that it got posted to the internet. How truly fucked up is our society?
simple explanation sir liberty–
she missed the monthly blackmail payment–
Chocolate shake
Nike douche.
People sure love themselves. They video everything they do, good or bad, and post it.
The early years…
Young Addy Schiff tries making a strong case before his audience.
He had just read aloud the part about Trump being reelected.
You shoved your friend right into the jaws of a fierce dinosaur. Congratulations! You’re now an Antifa member.
Antifa types don’t have friends, just co-workers.
You don’t have to outrun the T-rex, just your friend.
Merry F**king Christmas!
And this is the same sort of OVER reaction you get from a wild APE
in the jungle if you tease or annoy them , they go ballistic !
Many people have found this out the hard way when they took home
a pet monkey , only to have it savage them at some point .
You can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can’t take the
jungle out of the monkey .
It doesn’t only happen in the jungle. People can be annoyed to the breaking point.
Look at that twerp, bet he was pulling that tree out of his ass 5 min later.
Looks like my brother and me in our early years. Only I was the one that grabbed the Christmas tree.
I’ve been there, and going to the dentist is less trying than waiting in line for an hour with screaming kids for 90 seconds on a shitty ride.
Good trick.
The Grandfather Democrats never had.
And still honestly believes that her texting and driving has never harmed anyone or ever caused an accident. LOL
Yes, but her next text read, “I just crossed the yellow line again and–ahhh!”
Perfect metaphor for marriage.
You want me to go out with you? You. Can. Kiss. My. Ass.
Looks like they had to tie the guy up.
Herman, never the best athlete, finally found his niche as dart board goalie.
That’s 50 points for the forehead and 75 for the arse crack. Your turn.
You’re finding some good cartoons Steve C.
Sid’s drunk again. Let’s have some fun.
Quilty didn’t kill himself
Oh, no. I hope that’s a fake cat.
It was just a coincidence that Granny had just put him in the will.
Pussy Pass Denied.
At a minimum.
We can think this, but we shouldn’t do this.
Where have the old-fashioned values gone? And what did he do to her first? She’s already holding the side of her head.
That might well be the creepiest thing I have seen this year.
Young Democrat.
Looks like he just Schiffed !
At the end, I think he’s shitting in his pants.
Comedian Louie Anderson, as a toddler.
Shifty Schiff ,the early years ?
Bug eyes and crying, it must be Schif-for-brains.
Schiff in demon training.
Why ruin a perfectly good gif with a bunch of bikinis?
How do you hit pause on these damn things?
Around Crosby, dekes by Malkin, past Shultz . . . and he hits the post!
Hillary’s dog.
Joe Biden’s dog.
Or Les Nesman
Affirmative Action graduate.
Al Gore’s dog.
I’d argue that’s Gerald Ford’s fleabag.
Yeah, but he caught it.
Alright, that didn’t bother me. He was asking for it.
I hate seeing dogs living in those kind of conditions.
Trump’s dog.
It was part of border security.
We wish.
1000% deserved.
That’s one time where watching a guy being attacked by a dog is most satisfying.
“Sick balls Chopper”
Oh, hell yeah. Good dog.
Besides Asians, Beagles are the worst drivers on the road.
Give him a break, he just got his license.
Vindman’s dog.
I often have a large moving inflatable spider set up for halloween. Many dogs come by and are quite frightened when it moves.
Must be wearing a “flee collar”.
Smart dog. Don’t trust the inflatables.
What a web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Thanks for the Far Sides Steve, they bring back memories.
you’re killin’ me
John Travolta’s dog.
Wzup dawg?
Epstein’s new life in hiding.
That’s so cute.
Rick or reak.
Another that’s so cute.