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Meadowlark Lemon’s dog.
And Duke aced his try out for the Harlem Globetrotters!
Well done.
Well, well, struck in the well. Poor thing. At least he’s smart.
Hot Dawg!
Impeachment dog.
Reminds me of a Darwin’s awards tale about someone tossing a stick of dynamite under a new Tahoe parked on ice and having the retriever fetch it….
Pacco, you forgot your stick. Pacco, why are you running away from me, I fetched it for you.
lol
EC’s dog.
Nope, not the dog, that’s the coyote in his dog costume…
Big Red sinking EC.
Such a cool band.
a buoy and his dog.
Epstein’s dog
Lab Results Couriers
They’re much cheaper. Just give them love and food.
Okay, affirmative action has run its course.
Still better at it than most of today’s affirmative action recipients.
hires, you don’t receive affirmative action.
Dogs aren’t the only critters able to sense environmental disturbances.
Tsunamis, violent storms, etc. well in advance.
There’s a clip on the web of horses running urgently away from a storm, and a wind turbine that’s out of frequency, just before it disintegrates.
My last dog went nuts about 15 minutes before we had a small, rare earthquake in S.C. last year. He inserted himself between me and my desk like he did right before or during a thunder storm. No storm. Couldn’t figure out was wrong until we actually felt it. Every one in the neighborhood ended up outside that evening asking, “Was that an earthquake?” Yeah, the dog knew.
Having been through the San Fran earthquake of 1989, I can honestly say I can sense earthquakes, too. It’s generally when everything starts falling down.
That dog had 5 seconds on everybody else
Isn’t is obvious? They are part of the cabal that cause them!
That dogs name is “Shithead”.
My guess would be they can hear the sounds when the ground starts to move, in frequencies that are above or below the human range of hearing.
Good dog. Maybe Trump will give you a medal and a bone.
It’s the Stay-puff Marshmallow Man.
Dan Ackroyd’s dog.
Where’s a big mug of hot chocolate when you need one.
He knew if was his owner but couldn’t figure WTF was going on so bolted.
Ya got me. Psyche!
Wish I’d known this before I cut a slice.
Hair pie!
Pussy pie.
How to build a better cat trap.
Priceless how he turns his head at the end.
Bruce Le Cat
Geesus!
DAMN!!! Thanx NKIT!
Ok, I just spent the last 20 minutes watching this.
Pretty close to perfection.
only 20?
Oh, wow! You just earned yourself a tip.
You have an appointment, please report to the Spankme Building ASAP, thank you. Signed, Dr. Spankenstein.
You bad man; young lady need deep muscle massage.
The motion needs to be reversed.
What a bed spread!
….. just ….. damn ……
That’s a female, right? I seem to recall, it’s been a while.
The artistic quality here is great. A very Victorian feel. Just a glimpse, enough to entice.
That was the best dessert I ever had!
My point exactly. Give you guys a quick glimpse in a stylish fashion and you’ll be lining up to buy tickets to the show. Enticement is what sells.
How many times was an ass busted before they got to this level?!?!
Never ask a lady that question, just enjoy the ride.
Happens too often. You’d think they’d put a safety interlock that would prevent /stall forward movement if the payload wasn’t locked down.
Seatbelt maybe saved the driver.
If not worn, he might’ve been launched through the windshield.
One painful Whoops / Fail.
Costly, in more ways than one.
Sometimes you have to pull forward while dumping. Of course, maybe a cut-out for a certain speed or higher gear would work.
What kind of idiot driver takes off without checking to see that
the dump bed is down ?
Affirmative Action.
Mexican?
Why would you follow that closely?
To see what’s going to happen, of course.
Can I come into El Paso?
Sudsy, there were white women in El Paso when I was in HS. There aren’t any there now.
You should always visit the hill country first.
Hook em horny.
But I wanna!
Isn’t the point to mess with Texas?
Perfect camera angle. Oh, to be the photographer.
They’re serious. Texas chicks are not right….they’re fun to fuck but they want to rule you.
Big Red has got some attitude. Nice to see she mowed the lawn.
She mowed the lawn to keep down the rattlesnakes, they like tall grass. Now, Chico, go make me a sammich and be quick about it. Attitude? We don’t need no stinkin’ attitude, as you can clearly see from the above pic, there are other attributes available.
You can take a girl out of Texas but you can’t make her yours. We go together like Big Red and Blue Balls.
Yeah, big deal. She’s somebodies ex.
I tell the sexy mulatta about an old man, not me, who was excited because JLo had been with so many men, he was sure it would be his turn some day.
I love humans!
Dog’s best friend.
“…Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read…” — Groucho Marx
My favorite Grouchoism (if that’s a word): Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A graduate of the BobP School of Snorkeling.
Believe me, the testing was intensive.
When the tide goes out…you see who’s been snorkeling naked.
T4C, I presume?
I tried this move on my wife, and she puked.
And there goes another 20 minutes.
Yeah but it’s a dry 20 minutes
Dry? Moist is better. Sheesh, no wonder you be….nevermind…
Big Red Delicious, are you, aw forget it, of course you are.
He’s just trying to get away from the scary black woman. That will serve him well later in life.
Symbolism.
The penguin, representative of a newbie Rep, suggesting a budget cut to curb waste of tax receipts during session.
The bloated seal? Congressional incumbents, wailing in objection in faked pain.
Beach time with Hillary.
Penguin fucker gets pegged.
Sure it did.
Who stole BobP’s phone and posted it to the internet?
And my next text was, “So, how about that cunnilingus?”
WTH?
Where’d the dog on the lawn go?
He go boom.
He’s hiding behind the wall (upper right of frame). He sheepishly comes out after the dust settles.
I think Bob is correct.
It ran behind the dog house. You see it come out afterwards.
Ya think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
Fire ants…I doubt he got’em though.
Fire ants be laughing their little asses off.
Fire ants be like, hah, that all you got? This being written with several fire ant bites on one hand from picking up a brick without checking for the little fokkers.
Sorry to hear that but now I know where fire bricks come from.
” I found the gas leak”.
This beautiful woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared in a puff of smoke! The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope… due to inflation, deflation, zero interest rates, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, the 4th Turning, wars and rumors of wars, and the approaching bursting of the Everything Bubble, I can only grant you one wish. So… what’ll it be?”
The woman didn’t hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. Then she pulled a map out of her beach bag and said. “I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with all the housecleaning, is fantastic in bed and will snuggle with me for hours…oh yea…and he must always get along with my family no matter what, doesn’t watch sports all the time and will not leave me alone on weekends to hunt and fish or golf…doesn’t drink and won’t smoke those smelly cigars. That’s what I wish for!
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Let me see that fucking map!”
The fishing at Chernobyl is fantastic!
Wow. He wasn’t even on his phone.
Really nice.
Train a child up in the way it should go…
BobP’s grandson.
Took me six months to train him.
He’s got skills and good taste.
BP…the early years.
Took me six months to perfect this.
Baby Epstein.
BOMBS AWAY!
You might not want to know this, Hardscrabble, but the resulting tidal wave drowned 47,000 people.
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” I fart in your general direction”.
Tsunami alerts went out afterwards.
Ah shit, we’re thinking alike again. Can you pass along the name of your psychiatrist?
It was a white whale I tell ye ! ! It took me leg !
The Orca show at Sea World
I am wasting the entire day on Nkit’s gifs.
Define wasting.
No need for tripods in space.
A vegan’s cat.
Where do I buy this sectional?
Miss, I am going to just sit right here in the corner, if you don’t mind.
Wow.
Now your gonna need K-Y.
You’ll need a monkey wrench for those muscles.
“Million Dollar Black Anus”. Obama was in town?
No, that would have been Tina Turner. His is only worth $2.00
Clearly not Olivia Wilde.
Something is wild, though
Mexican jumping boobs?
To all the bachelors out there; this is what your wife’s face will look like after marriage when you put a wiener in her face.
Testing for wife potential.
Well, that rules out the question “Does she swallow?”
To all the fags out there . . . never mind.
And he was just thinking to himself that he finally was at a party that wasn’t a total sausage fest.
So funny I had to post it twice.
I think I laughed more the second time.
This not what I meant when I said you could rub you weenie on my face.
Long time lurker refusing to comment.
Texas gals, smh.
Ok, she might not be wife material either, but otherwise quite acceptable.
Well, she definitely swallows.
When she says “Single but never alone…”
Another of El Doggy’s memes has a fridge full of sausages, referring to all her ex boyfriends.
Her thoughts while riding me.
God I just love guys.
That weiner is probably gay.
Wow, the possibilities with her are pretty interesting.
They could milk themselves.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5mm9rs
Does you dick milk itself?
Only if you’re lucky….
Yep, Texasredheads take the money and leave you hanging.
I can do that on the male side, want’a see?
High heels and Somalia don’t mix.
Why would you even try that?
There goes another 20 minutes.
Hillary in Haiti in Highheels…40 yrs ago ” It takes a village/ idiot” tour.
The hair says it all.
Another so-called do-gooder with no sense. Probably end up in a shallow grave somewhere.
This woman is an idiot. You don’t wear heels in sandy landscapes.