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Ricky Montgomery – Millennial poster child (and the prime target audience for EVERY democratic party candidate).
Wow. 300 on a FF – I’m amazed.
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I am on a roll!!! 3 downvotes on FF with nary a nipple showing. Must be a record.
I like Lennon a hell of a lot better.
Congrats to Chicago!
The shallow graves will be discovered next week.
I didn’t hear about the new “million man march” in Washington.
I’d like to buy a bowel please.
Uh, Rebekah, this map was a prop for the Black Panther movie, which was less believable than Harry Potter.
What are you saying? Greenies occupying too much land? We just need to get rid of some then.
Just looks like a freaking map to me.
And it would be similarly “harmless” for me to chop this SOB’s balls off.
(When I was at Berkeley we had alternate names for the other UC campuses: UCB = University of California for Brains; UCSF = Univ of Cal for Stupid Fuckers; UCLA = Univ Cal for Low Achievers; UCSB = Univ of Cal for Silly Bastards . . .)
Buy that and you are a Useful Idiot.
This is what we get when we let low-class ghetto monkey bitches in university.
Ditch your TV.
Hates her father.
Propaganda and programming.
I think she’s struggling with her sanity, too.
Stick a K-Bar in her eye socket up to the handle.
Why stop at the handle Bro ?
Next, the bastards will be telling us we can’t sell the ladies in our harem.
First you tell me I can’t sell my slaves, then you tell me I’m a white nationalist. There’s no pleasing you people.
Dr. Sarah is a frigid bitch with a dried up vajayjay. Them’s the breaks.
She needs to starve to death.
She should volunteer for the eugenics experiment.
You know what the first thought is that goes through my mind when I see Md. in front of a woman’s name instead of Mrs?
I hope she remembers to feed her cats.
Seriously though, she probably never really wanted to have a family because podcasting takes a lot of time and commitment, especially when you’re shilling for BigAg and pretending to be on the cutting edge of the eat local/farm to table movement in Brooklyn.
And there are plenty of women with really hairy arms, that shouldn’t make her feel any less feminine than she already does with that haircut.
But I kid.
Keep the funny tweets coming, Dr Taber.
Then back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
and then get in the bedroom and blow me… cuz you ain’t ever going to be moist enough to receive.
My son has a shirt that says “Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.” I couldn’t be more proud.
I got into the ag business for the sheep, but there’s not many bucks in it and they will cheat on ewe.
OK, I had to laugh at that one.
A little boy went to his wealthy CEO father and asks, “Dad what is politics?”
The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mother, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up and goes to his crib to check on him. He finds that the baby has really soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother snoring and sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored, and the future is in deep shit.”
+1000
X 1000
It’s great to see other Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney videos. This one is a Classic!
Those escalators are hell.
I like the dog wearing diapers after eating the Vaseline.
Two Banksters, a Rothschild and a Rockefeller were in an exclusive Country Club locker room taking a shower after their International Monetary Fund (IMF) meeting, when the Rockefeller notices the Rothschild has a huge cork stuck in his ass!
If you do not mind me saying, said the Rockefeller: “That cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?”
“I regret I cannot”, lamented the Rothschild. “It is permanently stuck in my butt.”
“I do not understand?” said the Rockefeller.
The Rothschild says: “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then an older man wearing an American T-shirt with a Texas accent came out.”
He said: “I am Ron Paul, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.”
I said: “No shit?”