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A leftist, no doubt….
I think you should knock something off the asking price for this skeleton on the balcony.
This is literally me.
He really gets into his work.
YOU ! YES YOU ! DIPSHIT ! Put down the stinger and step away from the fence !
Colour comment from Bob P: “Wow!”
This one wins it nkit!
She’s probably 12, 13 tops…
Fifteen if she’s a day….
nkit,
I thought that we had discussed this.
Why do you contribute to the debasing of these young women?You should be ashamed to tempt these old men who come to these porn sites.
Please go to your priest and recant of your sins and stop this reprehensible behavior.
Thank you,
Mrs. Dee Snyder
Don’t know where you are from, but where I come from one person spouting out about their beliefs and concerns does not necessarily constitute a discussion. Such things normally take place over a period of time, and normally end only when an amicable agreement has been reached by the parties involved. Can you tell us just what kind of reply you received from “nkit” after your earlier comments to them in reference to this matter ?
Tootsie pop indeed.
Check these suckers out.
Her; 1 for me, 2 for you.
Oh, Mr. A-rab, eat your heart out.
God I love this country.
“Old Glory” looks good on young Gloria.
264 Comments already. Do any of you have a real job?
Watch your language.
Jus gettin some wood, Chipper.
nkit, Do you read my mind with the Redheads ?
Greta Thunberg’s a redhead. WWGD?
Wanna snuggle with the wet hair on my legs, Timmy?
I can also speak “jive”.
Straight to comments forever to infinity
St. Peter might have something to say about that, Mickey.
Reportedly, your kind crucified him, too. Upside down.
You’ve maybe earned a place alright, but it might be on the lower levels.
Say Hi to McStain if you end up where manipulators, scribes, and Pharisees sweat it out.
Don’t take my word or opinion for it. Try the New Testament.
“Truly, truly, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle,
than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven”
McStain is just now reaching eternal crispiness.
Dude, enough with the small tits! Bring us a tranny with big tits and maybe we can talk. I apologize if this is your mom, Top Cat.
perhaps you should suck a cactus…
nkit, he deserved worse for posting such an ugly pic. T4C tried to guide him on the principals of FF. As Doc Frankenstein said, it’s no use!
She shaved her balls just for you EC!
Good comeback.
Enjoys the smell of unicorn farts while fudge packing under rainbows.
Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were going?”
The man replies, “Yes I am. I’m trying to escape a robbery I got involved in.”
The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, “Were you the one being robbed?”
The man casually replies, “No, I committed the robbery.”
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. “So you’re telling me you were speeding…AND committed a robbery?”
“Yes,” the man calmly says. “I have the loot in the back.”
The cop begins to get angry. “Sir, I’m afraid you have to come with me.” The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
“Don’t do that!” the man yells fearfully. “I’m scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!” The cop pulls his hand out. “Wait here,” he says.
The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, “Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car.”
The man replies, “Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!”
Thx for checking in Mark. Sure you’re busy these days, building and prepping.
Keep the jokes coming, when time allows, and if supplies last. 😉
Cheers, Man
excellent, Mark..Good that you’re in Wake instead of Woke county..
Thanks Suds & nkit, besides being the anniversary of the greatest Naval disaster in our history, today is my 70th B-day and my wife, daughter, son – in- law and grandson are taking me out for the day.
26 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A CRAZY PREPPER =)
1. You have a fully stocked supply of fish antibiotics for any situation. You don’t have any fish.
2. You’ve practiced clearing your home so many times, you dream about it in your sleep. You realize the hardest thing about doing it in real life will be trying not to giggle.
3. When buying groceries, you pretend to look at the ingredients but half the time, you buy them for the container. You don’t even need the container.
4. You give a blistering commentary when Doomsday Preppers is on. You still take notes.
5. Whenever you drink rum, you fantasize about vacationing on a deserted island so you could drink rum in a hammock and plan out how you’d defend it all from hoards of pirate marauders. And how you’d make rum.
6. The local antique store greets you like Norm from Cheers and takes you to the back room where they’ve collected items just for you. You buy a third hand drill out of guilt.
7. When you open a new fancy gift at Christmas, you thank them with a smile but secretly think, “WTF? This wouldn’t survive an EMP blast.”
8. When one of your non-prepper friends perks up and tells you about how they just heard you can start a fire using dryer lint, you instinctively contort your face in disgust as you remember the smell. You wisely decide not to mention your ziplock bag of fuzzy belly-button treasure.
9. A friend at work asks you what she should do about the bugs in her kitchen. Your eyes light up when you tell them about the surveillance detector you just got. You laugh and say “Just kidding” when she walks away as you scold yourself for the rookie OPSEC violation. You check the room for bugs.
10. Someone in the pet food section holds up two cans of dogfood and asks you your opinion. You perk up and pull out a third one off the shelf and tell them how this one is pretty yummy with rice and Italian seasoning. You hide your amusement when they laugh at your joke. You weren’t joking.
11. You buy ammo when it goes on sale for guns that you don’t even own, because, you know – barter!
12. Your wife tells you to sweep the front room. Her eyes roll as a deep smile creeps onto your face. You grab your .45 and stack up on the door with your imaginary team as you practice your strong wall technique, calling out objects in the room and potential threat positions. You decide to clear the rest of the house “just in case.”
13. You’ve accidentally melted/fried an electronic device when you turned on the oven or microwave being used as a makeshift faraday cage.
14. You plan your cross-country trip based on concealed weapons reciprocity and possible food sources.
15. You triage your garbage into Trash, Stuff I Might Still Need, and Obtanium.
16. You bought the Twilight book series in hardcover so you could use the book covers for your ‘special’ books so as not to arouse suspicion. You smile at your ingenuity, then realize people will think you actually like your vampires sparkly. You decide to go back to the original cover on your Anarchist Cookbook.
17. You watch an episode of Hoarders and all you can think is what a gold mine a place like that would be to find if SHTF.
18. You totally ruin SHTF movies for your friends, commenting on its survival and tactical inaccuracies.
19. You totally undress a guy with your eyes as he walks by. Your wife turns to you and says, “what do you think?” You reply with, “knife in front right pocket – nothing to worry about.”
20. You have to answer the challenge/password before you’re allowed to enter your kids’ rooms.
21. You’ve considered converting to the LDS church so you could get a discount on survival food.
22. You make a run to the store in the middle of the night for something even though you have 50 of them on a shelf because you might need those someday.
23. You have backpacks and bags full of nothing but backpacks and bags.
24. You have no problem using your debit card for most purchases but pay cash for certain things like suspicious books or fish antibiotics.
25. You stand on a hotel balcony overlooking a busy market and imagine what it would be like if society collapsed and your team were holed up there for the night. You start marking out your fields of fire and think, “I could totally snipe that guy from here.” You’re suddenly glad no one can hear your thoughts. You check the room for bugs.
26. You overhear a conversation at a nearby table talking about Graywolf Survival and you instantly forget your social anxiety to sit down and talk to your new best friends.
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ‘What the heck happened?’
22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Has anybody seen my love muffin T-Red? He was supposed to take me to the Trump Rally tonight.
What chew talkin bout honey? T-Red is here with me..He’ be my Tee.
Lord help me not think about people the way I am thinking about them right now. Fucking Gross.
jes so happen thet i has a couple of open units since i sent those 2 gals to tha skinny farm last week–
this be s whut happen when ya let em watch unapproved videos
Damn, bro
don’t tempt me nicky,you’ll make me fall off the wagon–
Hey-hey hey! ‘zat fat Alberta?
We might need to take a road trip south, and go rescue him,
if I ever make it over. After a beverage, though.
He could be trapped beneath her.
We’d need a tractor, to pull the load off of the victim. Got one?
Aw shit, when did Diamond eat Silk?
A little boy went to his wealthy CEO father and asks, “Dad what is politics?”
The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mother, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up and goes to his crib to check on him. He finds that the baby has really soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother snoring and sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored, and the future is in deep shit.”