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— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) April 8, 2016
The Akron, Ohio Police Department is in a desperate search to find this car-ty pooper. Apparently he’s left his gifts inside or on top of 19 different vehicles, occasionally even opening unlocked vehicles in order to do so.
Truly, we live in benighted times.
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Hey, he actually has a job. Let’s not expect too much.
Dude dindu nuffin.
By the looks, it’s dindu muffin…..
Well, to be fair, they ain’t in the mall.
He will intervene when his team starts losing.
They “took it outside” like he told them to. Mission Accomplished.
Mujahadeen training video, extolling the superior quality of Kalishnakov products and their safe use.
Aaaa, cheap knockoff AK.
The magazine is not a forestock.
He sleeps in the bathroom?
Antifa training video for perfecting superior hand to hand combat skills vs. Trumpster Dumpster Dwellers at Walmart.
Game set up by local orthopedic surgery clinic.
And here her parents told her she’d never make money kicking plates off her head.
You should see what she does with ping pong balls in private.
Meh, that ain’t nut’n, in our country we have unickcycle… neutered bois on menstral cycle.
Well, the guitars may be worth something.
Found some heavy metal.
Bob P had everything going for him, then he missed the bed and lost his chance forever.
I’ve found that they lose interest whenever I break their back.
Well, she shouldn’t have mouthed off!
can’t hold their licker.
who’s filming this?
Dude, you suck at Zipline.
Try hang gliding maybe.
Or perhaps Sky diving.
Wait.
Nah, stick with kayaking.
Now there’s an exhibit I could enjoy all day.
I’d peel it off the wall and eat it.
Kit, can I put a request in?
Old school.
Caught Viva Las Vegas on the idiot box a week back.
Can you help a busy bruddah out, and post us a good one of Anne Margaret?
-frothy
Be still my beating, pounding 1963 13 year old heart and hypnotized wide eyes!
HMU same age as you, took care of myself, and I’m still a redhead. Where you at, cowboy?
Be still my beating, pounding 1979 29 year old heart and hypnotized wide eyes!
ZOG? Really?
If so……. then you will kneel before Zog!
holy moly….
Follow the bouncing boobs.
I love visiting the BoP Memorial Zoo.
You should see the mound of Venus exhibit.
Looks painful.
I was watching the silicon bags inside move differently than the surface layers. Yes, I’d think it would be painful if all the nerves hadn’t been severed.
Breaking; two zoo animals trying to escape captivity caught on film.
Ladder bought used from some guy named Wile E.
Impeachment ladder
The joke was on him- all those cups had NearBeer in them.
Haven’t seen carrier landings in many moons.
when hooters 1st started they hurt 4 biz & during the week catered to softball teams–we used to get wild as hell in there & carrier landings were a blast–
While celebrating his successful jump, Bif plunged off the other side.
Short lived event, when the ball sailed over the playground fence and rolled into the Exxon refinery yard. Gooooaaaaaaalllll!
Finally, soccer caught on in North America when the ball was replaced with Adam Schiff’s head on fire.
We played smear the queer but they play kick the flaming fag.
I wanna know why blacks run so fast yet move so slowly when they’re on duty.
And walk soooo sloooowly crossing the street in front of you.
From the look of them she’ll go through these in one night.
Thems a bodacious set o ta-tas.
There is a reason the warning “Kids don’t try this at home” shows up before many stunts seen on TV
Jeez, that guy literally has to have no balls at all.
That guy had no BRAINS at all……
Now try it with the real thing.
Said John Wayne Bobbit.
Spot the Democrat.
He was the guy who taxed the third chair.
A Greek and a Mick were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough said the Mick, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”
That made me LOL.
It’s on like Donkey Kong
Save Pauline!!!!
Obviously, for those in the know, this comment dates me.
Asshole doesn’t use it anyway….why bother?
Nancy Pelosi if she were a fat fuck.
First attempt to put a Dindu on the moon.
And , of course, it failed…..
I has no idy how Deshautavious fells out dat 14th storey winda.
For extra credit, see mine after class.
Little brothers have been ruining their sister’s parties for generations.
Performance artist Jose does his interpretation of the Democrats’ impeachment strategy.
Dumb fuck didn’t see that yellow warning line!
Homeowner; Get your blood off my wall.
Nice tittoos !
Wager twenty bucks that she has a navel piercing near the front door, and a tramp stamp tat above the rear door.
Any takers?
Not me, but I will be the judge.
I’m curious. What did he think would happen?
You just one upped Yoji for Miss T’s affections.
Well played.
Never thought of that limp noodle for a second….okay, maybe a few secs…5-10 tops…:^)
Ahahaha… David Hogg’s generation that’s gonna start a revolution.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Wonder how this would play in Somalia?
The Clogger!
His Varsity shirt shows he has no respect for his digestive tract. (Atlanta legendary drive-in/fast food establishment).
It’s always nice to start With an appetizer like that.
As said above…
TN Patriot
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Adam Schiff performing on the streets after he is kicked out of Congress for lying.
Ironically, her name is Grace.
That $10K nose job was wasted.
Dammit! The Bolsheviks are pushing porn in our faces everywhere.
Ladies, this is how it feels to us.
Oh, come now.
……….and then, the grand finally was a real let down.
Uh oh. Santa Claus might be a no show this year.
Needs rehab for a face plant.
Dyno-sore.
Little brothers ruining their brother’s parties for generations.
A metaphor for the election of 2016, and the aftermath.
The Pelosi house.
What the fuck was that?
He’s gonna need that asshole on the motorcycle who straightens mirrors.
What is it about little brothers that make them such a-holes?
Why you don’t invite your Al Quaeda friends to your wedding.
Why Africa will always be poor.
The wild hose snake was running free, until subdued with a sandal wielding local.
Why BP will always suck.
Gah! A water snake!
The new Tickle Me Elma play toy might catch on around here, eh?
Whenever I duct tape a woman to the wall I certainly don’t waste my time on her stomach.
Silly, you start at the top and work down…..
Maybe a lesson is in order
It became a lot less amusing when the Spanish Inquisition showed up.
The two lesbians next door who duct tape one another bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…
I wouldn’t have a dog that shaggy…
A Rolex? dayum, son. In my neighborhood you’re doing good to get a Timex knock-off.
Shiiii… all I got was a stick and was told to stick it somewhere and make a sundial.
That’s It!, I’m taking my 4×8 sheet of duct-taped woman, and I’m going home.
Almost like a Kink’s song.
Would you think me too forward if I hide my wiener in your buns?
His only acceptable excuse (other than he’s a retard) is he was watching the woman.
Sun in his eyes, me thinks.
Right kind of shadows for it.
…..and then impeachment moved to the Senate.
Lyawatha’s secret military program.
That one was one of my all time favorites
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Is that FM behind the scope?
Where’s my $15 an hour???
Jerry Nadler chucked it all in after this and ran for Congress.
Executive training 101.
To be fair, spiders can’t catch falling women.