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57 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2019 6:45 pm

Where’s the bulge? Must be wearing a jock strap.

Cat fight at the swinging dick saloon (EC)
Cat fight at the swinging dick saloon (EC)
  Anonymous
December 16, 2019 9:50 pm
starfcker
starfcker
December 16, 2019 6:45 pm

“Something that people don’t know about me, in high school I was the top rated linebacker prospect in the entire country.”

Steve
Steve
December 16, 2019 6:45 pm

Please don’t start dancing, Mike. On second thought, get that meat swingin’ again, hell yeah!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
December 16, 2019 6:50 pm

I know you want a speech but it’s time for bed.

Steve C.
Steve C.
December 16, 2019 6:52 pm

My dad’s family was from Brooklyn.

In Brooklynese she is what we would have called and ‘either or’.

She’s either a very ugly girl.

OR

A very pretty monster…

delow24
delow24
  Steve C.
December 17, 2019 3:42 pm

That is an insult to monsters everywhere

yahsure
yahsure
December 16, 2019 6:53 pm

Maybe that Ambian at breakfast was a bad idea.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 17, 2019 8:21 am

For the win

llpoh
llpoh
December 16, 2019 7:02 pm

I do not have a caption for that. I just want to point out the severe difference between that whatever it is and Melania.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  llpoh
December 16, 2019 9:51 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
December 17, 2019 12:06 am

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RiNS
RiNS
  Mygirl...maybe
December 17, 2019 10:46 am

that is a great meme!

Lebowski
Lebowski
December 16, 2019 7:03 pm

You just can’t unsee something’s

AC
AC
December 16, 2019 7:07 pm

STOP CALLING ME MICHAEL!!!

Ingsoc
Ingsoc
December 16, 2019 7:08 pm

A Black And Decker pecker wrecker?

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
December 16, 2019 7:15 pm

Is this another one of those tranny reading stories to the tots events?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
December 16, 2019 7:18 pm

Hi! My name is Michelle and I’m a transsexual.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
December 17, 2019 4:06 am

Hi Michelle…

flash
flash
December 16, 2019 7:31 pm

Pretty in pink.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  flash
December 16, 2019 9:48 pm

The antidote…

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Sun's Going Down
Sun's Going Down
December 16, 2019 7:44 pm

Lola 2019

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  Sun's Going Down
December 17, 2019 2:59 am

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola.
La la la la lola.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  Eyes Wide Shut
December 17, 2019 6:16 am

Just remember, Joan Rivers was dead within a week after she told her Obama’s gay and Michelle’s a tranny joke.

KaD
KaD
December 16, 2019 8:02 pm

Sleepwalking sucks.

timinillinois
timinillinois
December 16, 2019 8:11 pm

Dude Looks Like A Lady

Anonymous
Anonymous
  timinillinois
December 16, 2019 10:43 pm

damn, you beat me to it.

Bob
Bob
December 16, 2019 8:17 pm

Dude look like a la-a-a-a-a-d-y!

javelin
javelin
December 16, 2019 8:18 pm

Louis Vitton pj’s- $800
Armani bathrobe – $1500
Gucci slippers- $2800
Gold and Diamond accessories- $75k
Oppressed Class in America– PRICELESS

GoneWest
GoneWest
December 16, 2019 8:47 pm

OK, who the fuck rubbed my lamp.

You think it’s funny. I’m not granting any fucking wishes until I’m elected President.

Cat fight at the swinging dick saloon (EC)
Cat fight at the swinging dick saloon (EC)
December 16, 2019 9:03 pm

She could do us all a favor and put on camel toe panties so we don’t have to see the wrecking balls again.

javelin
javelin
December 16, 2019 9:31 pm

The Genie says to the little black girl: ” I’ll grant you three wishes”
to the little white girl “I’ll grant you two wishes”
to the little white boy, ” You must work to fulfill the others wishes.”

Pequiste
Pequiste
December 16, 2019 10:23 pm

Caption 1: Sty – lish.

Caption 2: Is this the Myra Breckinridge African edition audition?

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2019 10:30 pm

Is that a Jane Goodall original?

Get a Rope
Get a Rope
December 17, 2019 1:04 am

That is the ugliest fucking nigger I’ve ever seen – excuse me while I vomit!

Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
December 17, 2019 2:55 am

Let me tell you about the Battle of the Bulge…..

The Old Laughing Lady
The Old Laughing Lady
December 17, 2019 4:04 am

Oops… Pardon my Swalwell there…

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 17, 2019 5:10 am

Going to the walmart y’all need anything?

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
December 17, 2019 6:05 am

Who the fuck just said,” Nut up or shut up ” !

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  BUCKHED
December 17, 2019 7:33 am

Tallahassee in Zombie Land

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 17, 2019 6:53 am

Grawdzilla

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
December 17, 2019 6:55 am

Look at that stance. That is not a woman. it is clearly a man or, perhaps, a female pervert. The idea of this ignorant, graceless, ugly genetic throwback in the Whie House turns my bowels to water. Of, wait, it was in the White House.

Pieter in ZA
Pieter in ZA
December 17, 2019 7:44 am

Chewbacca promotes latest Star Wars flick

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 17, 2019 8:40 am

One of the best tweets I’ve seen this year. It’s perfect, and a black male chirped it out.
Subtle, mocking twist on a meme.
Priceless.

Stick a fork in the Dummo Progressives for their Nov. 2020 chances.
They’re done.

brewer55
brewer55
December 17, 2019 8:19 am

I’m pretty sure that Michael…er…Moochelle will be dumped into the 2020 race no later than March/April 2020. Watch and see boys and girls. His….er…..her husband, Oblahblah is already setting the state for it.

Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage
Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage
December 17, 2019 8:23 am

“My pronouns are he/his”.

TC
TC
December 17, 2019 8:50 am

Have you guys seen the new Aladdin remake? The genie wears pink pajamas and goes by “Big Mike”.

TC
TC
December 17, 2019 9:05 am

The look on your face when you realize the duck tape can be seen through your jammies.

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
December 17, 2019 10:29 am

Dirk Digler in drag

RiNS
RiNS
December 17, 2019 10:56 am

A ratio exists for shoulders and hips
Physiognomy for the win…
It’s Mike, Not Miss!

anonsortof
anonsortof
December 17, 2019 11:39 am

“30% of this class signs up for transgender surgery, or recess is cancelled”

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
December 17, 2019 12:45 pm

Barry get over here and suck your wifes dick

Steven
Steven
December 17, 2019 2:44 pm

Stink in pink…

delow24
delow24
December 17, 2019 3:41 pm

That’s a man baby! – Austin Powers

wdg
wdg
December 18, 2019 8:35 am

A thing of natural beauty….but you would need to be in Africa or African to appreciate it.