OLDTIMER NEEDS HELP

Can someone explain to Oldtimer how to make this picture his Avatar? I’m technologically incompetent.

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Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
December 22, 2019 8:57 pm

Create a WordPress.com account via https://en.gravatar.com, upload the image and associate it with whatever email address you use. When you post as that email addy on TBP or any other WordPress site, it’ll be “linked”.

TS
TS
  Articles of Confederation
December 22, 2019 9:24 pm

Thank you, Art of Con. I was thinking of doing the same, but just hadn’t gotten going yet. Now I know.

Old Timer
Old Timer
  Articles of Confederation
December 22, 2019 9:37 pm

Thank you AOC, since application does not allow use of hammer or chainsaw I will have the wife work on it. Hey, it worked!

M G
M G
  Old Timer
December 22, 2019 9:39 pm

That image is now your avatar… congratulations!

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Old Timer
Old Timer
  M G
December 22, 2019 9:56 pm

Mules, now that’s a fine sight.

(MG)
(MG)
  Old Timer
December 23, 2019 5:53 am

Those were old “Lum Abner’s” team of mules, as my father would say and depending upon whether that inspired interest in his audience, he would tell the story. It involved borrowing that team and that wagon to get dynamite to clear some stumps. It’s a funny one.

We had a team when I was a kid, but they were really just for “show.”

Steve C.
Steve C.
  (MG)
December 23, 2019 7:14 am

My mom always kept a pair of mules under bed.

M G
M G
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 9:13 am

Whose bed?

Steve C.
Steve C.
  M G
December 23, 2019 9:22 am

Under her bed goof.

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And no, you can’t eat them…

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Old Timer
December 22, 2019 11:24 pm

Getting the wife to do it might be optimal. FYI, there’s a program called GIMP. Name is acronym for Gnu Image Manipulation Program, so no worries. 🙂 I use it from a linux package. Should work on other OSes, per the site’s documentation. It will crop. Just use the rectangle selector from upper left corner, under the Image menu choose ‘crop to selection’, might as well select none (Select -> None), then export as a new non-Gimp image with File->Export As…. Gotta make sure the layer you want is active and the tool settings are right for things to go as expected. I was lost for about a week of trying and then it clicked for me. Just an FYI.

M G
M G
  'Reality' Doug
December 23, 2019 4:05 pm

I’ve used GIMP… the layer thing can be tricky.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Articles of Confederation
December 22, 2019 10:01 pm

Worked for me too.

Thanks AOC.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Steve C.
December 22, 2019 10:23 pm

It’s Captain Kangaroo!

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Anonymous
December 22, 2019 10:28 pm

More like Mr. Moose…

M G
M G
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 5:58 am

He lived under the desk and you could only see his tail, right?

Steve C.
Steve C.
  M G
December 23, 2019 7:10 am

As a kid I always loved that devilish Mr. Moose with the high pitched voice playing pranks on the captain.

MG
MG
  Anonymous
December 23, 2019 5:57 am

Steve C! We need a Mr. Green Jeans!

Was that his name?

Steve C.
Steve C.
  MG
December 23, 2019 7:11 am

And don’t forget grandfather clock…

M G
M G
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 8:17 am
Steve C.
Steve C.
  Anonymous
December 23, 2019 9:29 am

My Earp is better than his Earp.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
December 22, 2019 9:05 pm

I’m technically incompetent, too. But I like that picture.

M G
M G
  Vixen Vic
December 22, 2019 9:39 pm

Who doesn’t love that picture?

Old Timer
Old Timer
  M G
December 22, 2019 10:47 pm

Your a peach MG

M G
M G
  Old Timer
December 23, 2019 7:06 am

You’re a persimmon, OT

This blog is your blog, this blog is my blog,
From Bea out in Kentucky to Stucky in New Jersey!
From EC in California to MC in Twain’s Forest
This Blog was penned for you and me.

As I was reading on that place called zerohedge, I stumbled onto some blocks of squalor,
that Admin told us could get no better and I said “This blog was made for you and me!”

This blog is your blog, this blog is my blog,
From BB’s big rig to Hardscrabble’s maple-cured hog,
From the Big Dog down under to FM in Canada, this blog was penned for friends of T4C!

TBP has lost members, but not their memories,
Who looks at Fat Women without thinking of AWD?
Who ponders wisdom while trying to Muck About?
We all do because this blog was made for you and me.

This blog is your blog, this blog is my blog,
From (someone else is gonna have to take over here… first light approaches and the animals aren’t going to feed themselves. Well, that ONE rabbit will, but other than her…)

Just a few “ideas”…

I saw behind them the halls of justice, I saw before them the walls of tyranny

From Yo in lala land, to others in lager land,
This blog was made for you and me!

Okay, the mission, if you choose to accept it is to flesh out this poem to include as many TBP names as you can get squished in here…

It would be HILARIOUS!

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon!

Old Timer
Old Timer
  Vixen Vic
December 22, 2019 9:42 pm

Thanks Vic, when I bought that little horse you couldn’t catch him inside a rain barrel. He had been abused in horse pulls with a hotshot (morons). I turned him loose in a forty acre field and let him remember what it was like to be a horse again, calmed him right down after about 3 months.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Old Timer
December 22, 2019 9:53 pm

Good on you for rescuing that horse, I absolutely despise anyone who mistreats animals. Great avatar BTW as is the pic posted by mg.

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
December 23, 2019 6:00 am

I am going to show Geneva she is on a blog… that is her neat little house there she and her husband built on the hillside across from me.

Merry Christmas to you!

Steve
Steve
December 22, 2019 9:47 pm

Old Timer is now new age! But can he still be known as Old Timer having an Avatar? I’m hopelessly confused. I’m gonna go talk to George Dickel. He always understands.

Old Timer
Old Timer
December 22, 2019 9:51 pm

For anyone who is interested, here is a true Christmas story I read every year. https://gunblast.com/JimTaylor_ChristmasEve1896.htm Times were tough back then and they are going to be again, I can see these very scenes playing out all over again. Just thought I would share with you all. Thanks

M G
M G
  Old Timer
December 23, 2019 6:40 am

I was going to “post” that story but I realized the story needed some illustrations and since I have a big collection of wonderful ancient photos it is just best I not go there.

Some memory lanes are closed for the holidays.

(Nova Scotia poet needed) MG
(Nova Scotia poet needed) MG
December 23, 2019 5:48 am

In case anyone missed this kind and benevolent post by Admin, I thought I’d take a moment and ask you if it doesn’t touch your heart that Jim Quinn, founding father figure for many wandering word warriors on the world wide web, took a few moments to help this kindly “old timer” get some assistance with setting up his little picture thingy.

That the quest was completed within one comment should touch the hearts of even the most technically challenged among you.

And, such devotion to the needs of his minions, both old, young, wise and otherwise, ought to be worth twenty bucks to a few of you with a couple minutes on your hands.

A subtle reminder that TBP is for us all!

StackingStock
StackingStock
December 23, 2019 7:51 am

I like my avatar just the way it is.

Carry on and keep trudging…

Steve C.
Steve C.
  StackingStock
December 23, 2019 7:56 am

Looks just like you…

TC
TC
December 23, 2019 8:50 am

Is that you in the picture, and does the old man in the hat know you’re sneaking onto his computer at night?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 23, 2019 10:24 am

What is an avatar?

Hans
Hans
December 23, 2019 12:15 pm

Thanks for posting this information!

Hans
Hans
December 23, 2019 12:16 pm

Thanks twice for posting this information !

TJF
TJF
December 23, 2019 12:39 pm

Oh, I’ve wondered for years what people meant when they said they signed in.

TJF
TJF
  TJF
December 23, 2019 12:44 pm

.

TJF
TJF
  TJF
December 23, 2019 12:47 pm

I upload an avatar.

M G
M G
  TJF
December 23, 2019 1:22 pm

Is that YOU????