It’s a nice day for a white wedding…and 10% off steam vacuums!
Who the hell wants a Ramen Noodle scented candle? Are people actively searching for traumatic college flashbacks? Holy moly. Change your name to Shittier Homes & Gardens if this is what your product team came up with.
I’m assuming it tastes like Copenhagen and stale beer.
That’s what these nerds get for trying to shop at Walmart. #BringBackBullying2020
It’s not being rude, it’s actually being very gentlemanly. Think about it, wouldn’t said fat chick be more embarrassed to scrape the car? See! He’s a good guy.
Gonna need a headlamp, some bungee cords and a weapon before you even think about traversing that cavern.
If you want to solve the crime, follow the trail and it will lead you back to the asshole that did it.
This is one of those rare instances where I think people will be very supportive of cruelty towards animals.
New Year, New Me. And by that I mean, new year, same buttcheeks poppin’ out.
Lady, that’s the most interesting man in the world. This guy is accustomed to grade A, top-shelf titties. You think he cares about your boob?
Raise your hand if you’re shocked that the Ghost of Agent Orange lives in Florida…
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Anybody else getting that “the truth about redheads” ad? I’m about to check it out…
Yeap me and I already know the truth They’re normally whackadoodle sex maniacs
The one I dated was certifiable and turned into a stalker.
You dated one redhead? Only one? I get guys coming onto me because I’m a redhead and for the life of me I have never understood the masculine fascination with redheads. I sunburn in less than five minutes in the sun, I’m so white I glow in the dark, I can’t be a beach bunny or do what lots of blondes and brunettes can do because of tender skin, I wear industrial strength sunblock and have hats the size of beach umbrellas.
I would love to understand the fascination with redheads. Not that I’m complaining about the attention, but I’ve never gotten a straight answer from any of the guys I’ve asked.
Like moths to a flame, they are attracted to danger.
Danger? From a redhead? Silly. I am not dangerous…just tenderskinned.
I did once throw a jar of jellybeans at a guy who made me angry…he ducked and it made a hole in the sheetrock.
I don’t consider people dangerous just because they have certain color hair. I just offered an explanation for the fascination with redheads.
I’m just getting a bit tired with the old coots fascination with skinnies on FF. Back when I was young, women had curves, they didn’t look like teenage boys. They had delectable thighs and breasts. Nowadays, you have to go to the colonel’s for that.
Then there’s Steve C., the poster boy for chubby chasers anonymous, who says he likes his a bit skinnier. Skinnier than skinny is called scrawny. Fuck, you could poke a hole in your mattress with that kind of chick. Let’s get real here and start looking at feminine women instead of these ladyboy wannabes.
Yup, I’ve noticed that too. Once upon a time desirable women had breasts and thighs and hips. I have this theory about the fascination with scrawny women and it does indeed tie into a fascination with adolescent males.
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This is a woman….
and this is a tranny…
Then, for the truly grotesque we have….
Does it have a Cod hint, or maybe salmon, but I’m thinking Tuna, spoiled fucking tuna.
If it smells like fish it is a sick little item. In her case I imagine it smells like lots and lots of seamen.
To me, the sweet muffin of my beloved pale redhead on white sheets was more captivating than any sight I know; as if a breathtakingly beautiful sunset could kiss me and blow in my ear. And I loved her with all my heart, but she had so many paramours I had no lasting chance…
You need to jack off, dude. That was way too much information.
I think that was most romantic. I’m not sure about the muffin part and I don’t want know the details but so many paramours? Serial monogamy is the best way to go…..
Replying to yourself EC?
I usually leave (EC) in the moniker. I don’t know who never tell is.
I chased after a couple of others, but they had no interest in me. Hair color was never a determining factor for me, other than the weird colors turned me off.
So at least you weren’t. going after redheads specifically, that’s a good thing. Character and personality are most important. I know men who truly want and seek out redheads and only redheads…they are odd….
Eyes are very alluring to me. I pursued girls with happy eyes and a smile on their face. Happy people enjoy life and make for good companions.
We have endless bets on whether it is real, and there is only one way to find out.
Presuming it’s a sidebar ad you’re referring to, and if so,
Do it, I-Dub. Rumor has it those clicks send a pittance of coin Admin’s way.
But, as much as you contribute here, I’d be surprised if you weren’t a funding contributor, too.
And if some hottie Reds are discovered, post a few if they carry a url with a .jpg suffix.
Or not; just enjoy your exploration results privately.
On the desktop, I still get a couple pop up ads that piss me off, but, I haven’t installed an ad blocker there, and they’re X’d out and deleted from history easy enough.
The mobile was another story. Frickin’ pop ups were becoming a major pain,
and finally installing an adblocker app there that doubles as a web browser has been a great solution that should have been done a long time ago.
For the throng among us that are not geek nerd IP experts,
I’d love to see a BP post of recommended guidelines, for PC use, with reco’d apps
and strategies…all encompassing.
-the various software programs available; pros and cons;
-fixes for sluggish loading and preventing multi-tab freezes
(cache clearing, download speed improvement options)
-recommended browser brands, and how they compare to search engines;
-VPN’s and their benefits;
-more secure, private email programs that carry a low cost, if not free;
-comparisons of the anti virus, firewall, spyware, and malware product offerings;
-free vs. paid subscription based product pros and cons;
-ad blockers;
-best privacy reco’s;
I’d beg on TMWNN, but, surely he’s busy enough to politely decline. Any takers?
There’s been spot comments by many through the years, but an all area,
all knowing post of reco’s and tips, and what has worked for them…would be a good one.
Maybe call it: “Best practices, for setting up PC’s, tablets, and mobile’s Re: web usage ”
No doubt the comment section would fill fast with those reporting ‘what worked for me’
Great comment!!
I threw my tablet in the garbage after smashing it to pieces that I was using because my expensive laptop fried after I spilled a drink on it ……( very drunken night) only backup was tablet.
My older brother whom the president of AT&T states in a cover letter that he’s the best network guy before there was a term called network guy, built me a new computer. I’m totally jazzed, and it’s 95% spill proof, still working on that.
Anyways great post.
Stalk me. stalk me. (to the tune of Billy Squier’s The Stroke)
Rub a dub dub….
Three men in tub, that’s just pure faggot gayness…
And the wedding present: https://www.zerohedge.com/health/segway-makes-self-balancing-stroller-fat-americans
POW goes where nkit fears to tread. Blonde, miniskirt, pantyless crotch, check, check, check.
On closer examination, it’s a vag toner – kegel balls.
Lucky son of a bitch.
Not really, the title of the painting is ‘Hylas and the Nymphs’ from the Greek myth. Seems ol’ Hylas was Hercules’ lover so his fascination with females was nil. He was sent out to find fresh water and encountered the nymphs who pulled him into the water and he was never seen again. Them Greeks were more into boy love than female/male. Then again, they seem to have had teeny weenies if you look at the statuary so maybe they weren’t capable of satisfying women….little dinghys in mighty oceans…gerkins vs. kosher dills…and so on….
Its not a black wedding at Walmart unless a fight breaks out among the couple’s previous sex partners (or family members – wait, that could be redundant).
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/nation/children-of-color-projected-to-be-majority-of-u-s-youth-this-year?__twitter_impression=true