World War III Rated Most Disappointing Sequel Since ‘Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull’

Via The Babylon Bee

WORLD—Critics have panned the long-awaited sequel to World War 2 this week, calling it “the most disappointing sequel since Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

“We were promised nuclear devastation, war all across the globe, and instead Trump deescalated things,” one critic wrote in the New Yorker. “We were really counting on Trump to show us just how unstable of a warmonger he is. He really let us down here.”

“They really nuked the fridge with this one.”

Many entertainment writers said that at least the Indiana Jones sequel had Harrison Ford, while World War III only had Donald Trump and a few Iranian actors no one in America had even heard of until last week.

“With a stronger script and more special effects, this could have been a sequel worthy of the first two beloved world wars,” said one somber CNN entertainment reporter. “But alas. Maybe the fourth one will be better.”

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5 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 11, 2020 2:32 pm

In the words of Fred Flintstone “hardy har har har”. Oh there’s a WWIII coming. It may be quick, but it won’t be pretty.

Clan of the Clueless (EC)
Clan of the Clueless (EC)
  Iska Waran
January 11, 2020 4:43 pm

He was a parody of Jackie Gleason who mock laughed like that.

overthecliff
overthecliff
January 11, 2020 3:54 pm

we can’t have WWIII because we havn’t recovered from The Great Ukrainian Patriotic War of 2014.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 11, 2020 4:18 pm

Give them time….these are just the previews. The real film hasn’t been released yet.

The Pope
The Pope
January 11, 2020 10:50 pm

What are the odds that The Resistance is getting darn close to jumping the shark?