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white fang
white fang
January 15, 2020 4:58 pm

I hope that guy survived his bad swat. But, a great metaphor for what happens when you venture unprepared into the unknown. Be Prepared.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  white fang
January 15, 2020 5:06 pm

With a childhood like I had, and what the Millennials and later had or have, there is no preparing because the preparation for failure is so deeply and fully embedded. Self-mastery starts with self-directed behavioral conditioning. Anyone here understand what I mean? Has to do with RP field work.

white fang
white fang
  'Reality' Doug
January 15, 2020 5:47 pm

I am ‘way pre-millennial, so please indulge me. I was a Boy Scout and our motto was “Be Prepared”. Big words. As a scout it meant being able to provide first aid at an accident scene. Stopping blood flow, preventing further injury. Good stuff. At a forest management conference one of the participants, who had been through intensive military training said “Anyone who goes out in the woods without means of starting a fire is really stupid”. So yes, be prepared any way you wish.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  white fang
January 15, 2020 6:01 pm

Taking action is punished by the police. Hence, in NYC pedestrians step over the dying and the freshly dead like stepping over used gum. I try to stimulate mental preparedness here, and you see what I get for it. It’s not your Boy Scouts anymore, but it was when it was worth anything.

white fang
white fang
  'Reality' Doug
January 15, 2020 6:14 pm

I am sorry to hear of such a lousy situation, beyond the realm of natural, neighborly existence. Here, in the southern Appalachians, the old ways are still holding on. People would stop on a dime to help someone in need.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  white fang
January 15, 2020 6:21 pm

Not many loose dimes in Appalachia. Just saying. They would be as rare as an Ethiopian chicken.

I was guessing the guy with the bat was maybe from that part of the world. Hope there was a loose dime nearby, because it looks like he may have needed someone to stop.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  white fang
January 15, 2020 8:17 pm

If what you say is true, I could almost move there and marry a senior citizen. Almost.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  'Reality' Doug
January 15, 2020 8:55 pm

No, you wouldn’t like it here.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Miles Long
January 15, 2020 9:49 pm

Funny, but for lack of a dating and love life I wanted to life in or near the big city. Now, I’d like to live in a rural area where everybody knows each other (and it’s not a bad thing). In these times the simple life is the best life. I don’t want to be in the war until the last battle. You don’t get credit except for winning the last battle. Let the dumbasses keel ich oder. Oh, but I just might like it. You don’t know how isolated I am here, and it’s not rural enough for me to feel safe, go figure.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  white fang
January 15, 2020 6:10 pm

White fang – man, you grew up soft. While you were learning how to stop blood flow, my clan was teaching us how to start it. I suspect in coming days that the second is likely to be a more valuable skill.

Re fire, I have one word: Zippo.

TS
TS
  Llpoh
January 15, 2020 9:18 pm

True, to a certain extent, but there’s other things beside people than can fuck your day up. And shit can hit at the most unexpected times, when the gadgets aren’t available. Nice to have that basic ability.

“Gentlemen, this is a football”

Back in the days Vince Lombardi, the Green Bay Packers had a most interesting beginning to pre-season training. All the players knew that at the first team meeting, the legendary coach would waste no time getting straight to the point. Many of the men, half Lombardi’s age and twice his size, were openly fearful, dreading the encounter. The coach did not disappoint them, and, in fact, delivered his message in one of the great one-liners of all time. Football in hand, Lombardi walked to the front of the room, took several seconds to look over the assemblage in silence, held out the pigskin in front of him, and said, “Gentlemen, this is a football.” In only five words, Lombardi communicated his point: We’re going to start with the basics and make sure we’re executing all the fundamentals.

Good application in every area.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  TS
January 16, 2020 6:56 am

TS – in my line of work, I emphasize to my clients to learn and understand the basics, and develop the desire to execute them consistently. After too many years, I am still amazed at the lack of knowledge I encounter.

BL
BL
  Llpoh
January 15, 2020 9:28 pm

Hey Loopey,
Looking at your downer count, I’m guessing you are conducting one of your ,”How To Win Friends and Influence People” seminars here tonight. heh heh

White Fang seems like a decent sort but he need not roll up in here like he is allowed to just sit on our sofa and drink up the beer without some pain. Do what you do best old friend.

white fang
white fang
  BL
January 15, 2020 10:40 pm

BL, been here a while, observed, and posted a few comments. Learned to chose my battles.

BL
BL
  white fang
January 16, 2020 12:37 am

fang- I’m mostly living in oblivion so did not know your handle. Loopey is a good guy, it’s all fun and games now unlike the old days.

RiNS
RiNS
  BL
January 16, 2020 10:42 am

Bea whassup!

BL
BL
  RiNS
January 16, 2020 11:08 am

RiNS- Just hangin’ around in the great wide open, whassup with you up in Canukistan?

RiNS
RiNS
  BL
January 16, 2020 11:59 am

Lucky you!

As for Canuckistan there isn’t much to report other than me being stuck at a desk drawing bridges, at least for now anyways…..
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Can’t seem to find the time to just hang around. Hard to anyways, what with the earf hurtling upwards and turtles all the way down. Most days I it better to comfy chair, have a beer and just hang on.

M G
M G
  RiNS
January 16, 2020 1:54 pm

I love this song… it is fun.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
January 15, 2020 5:17 pm

Self-abuse can be such an ugly and painful thing …

Wanderer (EC)
Wanderer (EC)
  Anthony Aaron
January 15, 2020 5:45 pm

Sometimes you just go blind.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  Wanderer (EC)
January 15, 2020 8:56 pm

How do you know?

(EC)
(EC)
  Miles Long
January 15, 2020 9:18 pm

Paulita has left a trail of blind dudes in her wake.

(EC)
(EC)
  (EC)
January 15, 2020 9:48 pm

.

M G
M G
  (EC)
January 16, 2020 2:00 pm

Rumormongerer!

white fang
white fang
  Wanderer (EC)
January 15, 2020 10:44 pm

Don’t believe it. That’s what the nuns said but they did not have a clue.

Martel's Hammer
Martel's Hammer
January 15, 2020 5:30 pm

Think of it as a learning opportunity….

Wanderer (EC)
Wanderer (EC)
  Martel's Hammer
January 15, 2020 5:46 pm

Like punching drywall.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Wanderer (EC)
January 15, 2020 6:02 pm

Did that. My parents were awesome.

BL
BL
  Wanderer (EC)
January 15, 2020 9:31 pm

Sometimes people just do really stupid shit EC. 🙂

Paulita is finally taking a toll on you dude.

(EC)
(EC)
  BL
January 15, 2020 9:49 pm

She had me at Senorita. Not many of those left west of the Pecos.

Paulita Senorita
Paulita Senorita
  (EC)
January 16, 2020 2:02 pm

you had me at z

Llpoh
Llpoh
January 15, 2020 6:12 pm

By the look of that guy, he may have just knocked out his last tooth. He does not look like a prime intellectual specimen, does he.

John Galt
John Galt
January 15, 2020 6:33 pm

How I love TBP

In Foghorn Leghorn voice:
Boy! I say, Boy! Now that’s what we call a TBP tuition.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  John Galt
January 15, 2020 6:38 pm

Hi John – I am trying to gently prod white fang, but so far he is not taking the bait. Appalachians are usually pretty sensitive about their inbreeding, opioid addictions, and lack of teeth. I suspect he will eventually be unable to resist a response.

It is a slow day. Figured might as well poke an Appalachian and see what happens.

Chihuahua (EC)
Chihuahua (EC)
  Llpoh
January 15, 2020 6:47 pm

OK, now we got Big Red and White Fang. This place is going to the dogs. What’s next, Ma Barker?

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Chihuahua (EC)
January 15, 2020 6:55 pm

Ol’Yeller by the way he is ducking me!

white fang
white fang
  Chihuahua (EC)
January 15, 2020 7:14 pm

El Coyote, thanks for joining in. Your sense of humor is damned good.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  white fang
January 15, 2020 7:26 pm

C’mon – the Ol’ Yeller line is damn funny.

(EC)
(EC)
  Llpoh
January 15, 2020 9:21 pm

Welcome to my world, LLPOH. I feel the same way every Friday Fail.

M G
M G
  Llpoh
January 16, 2020 11:29 am

So is the dingo one…

Paulita Senorita!
Paulita Senorita!
  Chihuahua (EC)
January 16, 2020 11:28 am
M G
M G
  Paulita Senorita!
January 16, 2020 11:31 am

Now that is how you slip into the conversation without embarassing me. I will apologize to mark branham… you probably scared him a bit.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  Llpoh
January 15, 2020 8:50 pm

Polk County Tennessee is my other stomping ground; note the Smokey Mountains voted for Trump; where are those morons you’re talking about??? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_United_States_presidential_election#/media/File:2016_Presidential_Election_by_County.svg

white fang
white fang
  Llpoh
January 15, 2020 9:12 pm
white fang
white fang
  white fang
January 15, 2020 9:24 pm

I don’t know who posted this but it was not me.

TS
TS
  white fang
January 15, 2020 9:28 pm

I could make a guess who. Nice pick.

white fang
white fang
  TS
January 15, 2020 11:32 pm

Really? Nice pick? I thought this site was secure enough that some jerk off could not jump in and assume your identity. Proven wrong. How about it Admin. How secure is this site?

TS
TS
  white fang
January 16, 2020 12:39 am

Dude, it was someone making the statement that you were singing your death song. Fucking wit’ you kinda shit. If you want to see REAL someone using your moniker, check out Admin’s Part One. Somebody made an actual real-deal comment using TS, and it wasn’t me. I left a suggestion to get a different moniker.
Whole different animal.

M G
M G
  TS
January 16, 2020 11:44 am

Oh, the good old days when the Dopple Gangbangers around here went at each other like Monkeys fighting for the last banana in Paradise.

It took me a while to realize the moniker stuff…

M G
M G
  white fang
January 16, 2020 11:38 am

Listen.. the name/moniker is tied to the email address you enter, as far as the image goes.

If you want to get fancy and silly (and there is quite enough of that around this place, I will admit!) you will create a WordPress account.

I do not get notifications on posts where I do not want them.

BL
BL
  M G
January 16, 2020 11:46 am

My moniker is always different Magoo, is that because I’m special? Do you know why I can’t have an assigned moniker like normal commenters? I don’t need a fancy picture like you, Paulita or RiNS, just something to call my own…….

M G
M G
  BL
January 16, 2020 2:05 pm

I will create a “how” to for you and put it on a comment… maybe here.

not me
not me
  TS
January 16, 2020 11:34 am

thanks

not me
not me
  white fang
January 16, 2020 11:32 am

I did not post it either

white fang
white fang
  white fang
January 16, 2020 12:21 am

Looks like a a llpoh thing, seeing the icon, which shows up on some of your other posts. I really thought you were OK, until you pulled this piece of crap. Sorry dude but you are a slime ball.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  white fang
January 16, 2020 7:32 am

If you are gonna make accusations best check and make sure you are right. Because I been known to bite. Something you and your one tooth are not capable of, I know.

RiNS
RiNS
  Llpoh
January 16, 2020 7:56 am

your one tooth…. stop that right now Chief, you are making me laugh!

M G
M G
  RiNS
January 16, 2020 11:45 am

And pee your pants?

BL
BL
  M G
January 16, 2020 11:51 am

Maggie- My lifelong friend passed away Monday, I made it in time to see him before he had to go.

RiNS
RiNS
  BL
January 16, 2020 12:00 pm

My condolences Bea….. sorry for your loss.

BL
BL
  RiNS
January 16, 2020 2:03 pm

Thanks RiNS.

M G
M G
  BL
January 16, 2020 2:06 pm

Ah, you were in mine and Geneva’s conversation when we walked together. Which reminds me… I’m walking with her now.

We will say nice things.

BL
BL
  M G
January 16, 2020 2:39 pm

Mags- I knew a Geneva about 50 years ago in GA. Thanks for the nice words/thoughts.

mark
mark
  BL
January 16, 2020 2:27 pm

BL,

Same thing happened to me in 2015…my condolences my friend.

I keep a picture of me and my buddy standing together drunk and stoned at a Halloween costume party in the late 70’s close by…always makes me smile.

BL
BL
  mark
January 16, 2020 2:36 pm

Thanks Mark. 🙂

Stands With a Big Dog (EC)
Stands With a Big Dog (EC)
  Llpoh
January 16, 2020 11:11 am

Whitey, you said you had learned to pick your battles. Like a total noob, you stuck your foot in it less than a week in. Never accuse LLPOH of anything you cannot prove. Yokes is a good investigator, learn from him. Take my advice, apologize to LLPOH and may the force be with you.

no name
no name
  Stands With a Big Dog (EC)
January 17, 2020 12:06 am

El Coyote, Back here in the Appalachians there are hybrids, coyote/wolfs that possess the best traits of their mixed heritage. They are larger, stronger and more cunning than your western variety. You stand with a big dog, Lippy? The ex-pat who ran off to Australia and has time on his hands to piss on those of us living back here where we were born, for better or worse. You are one of the more cerebral and interesting members of this group, but suggesting that I apologize to a bully jerk off like Lilly? No fuckin way.

gilberts
gilberts
  no name
January 17, 2020 12:30 am

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white fag
white fag
  no name
January 17, 2020 1:40 am

Damn son, your a brangin shame ta me now. Now, quit a pesterin these boys cause its done late and I tol ya not ta be burin no lectricity at this hour.
Momma done served supper long go. Git ta bed, now! Git!

white fang
white fang
  Llpoh
January 16, 2020 10:28 pm

I’m right, you are wrong and you know it. And, out here in cyberspace your bite is toothless.

gilberts
gilberts
January 15, 2020 7:46 pm

Tarantino had a great quote in 4 Rooms, “The less apt a man is to make declarative statements, the less apt he is to look like a fool in retrospect.” It is an excellent quote to learn and apply to your life.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  gilberts
January 15, 2020 8:21 pm

Looks to others count to much. I mean women are liberated and that’s a problem. No one care what actually gets done anymore.

M G
M G
  'Reality' Doug
January 15, 2020 8:56 pm

? What does women being liberated have to do with no one caring what gets done?

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  M G
January 15, 2020 9:58 pm

I think virtue signaling is a problem. Men who make omelets break eggs, and the libtards focus on imperfections of producers to be omnipotent producers whilst consuming without care or accountability. We need men who do things, imperfectly but effectively, not men who are hesitant. That’s how we got here. The right ugliness will be damned beautiful, if only.

Down in the holler
Down in the holler
January 15, 2020 7:59 pm

Too much flat land in the background to be Appalachia so we don’t take offense from fools. Looks more like the mid-west. As far as clan learning, we don’t leave blood laying around. Pigs eat everything. (except for the head unless you run your tractor tire over it a couple of times) Hard to be charged with anything if there’s no evidence. (learned that from my Papaw) Plenty of dimes around here – it’s just that the ones worth anything are in bags along with the guns in the gun safe. And yes, we actually have gun safes to hold the guns we don’t need quick access to.

Miles Long
Miles Long
January 15, 2020 9:00 pm

They call it safety glass.

Tommy
Tommy
January 15, 2020 9:02 pm

This place is a coffee shop on poets night compared to ‘The Burn’ circa 2011 or so. Still the best site, but she’s a deep thinkers place these days. Stick around, the vibe changes with time and that’s cool. Why? Because that’s the way Admin wants it!!!! Retro days will come around.

TS
TS
  Tommy
January 15, 2020 9:21 pm

Ruh Roh, Retro.

TS
TS
January 15, 2020 9:32 pm

Well, this is all fun, but I’m sippin’ on a Kirk and Sweeney rum n coke, chicken in the oven and I have a new Breedlove guit-box just aching to bleed the blues.
Later.

Down in the holler
Down in the holler
  TS
January 15, 2020 9:48 pm

Throw in a dobro, double bass and a banjo and you’re on to something — just sayin’ (fiddle never hurts either)

white fang
white fang
  TS
January 15, 2020 10:35 pm

Sippin bourbon and branch, there is a break in the weather and life is good. Carry on friends.

Down in the holler
Down in the holler
  white fang
January 15, 2020 11:18 pm

Glenfiddich and a medicinal herb – all is good with life.

TS
TS
  TS
January 16, 2020 12:41 am

Oh, man… that guitar can sing.

white fang
white fang
January 15, 2020 11:41 pm

I am really, really pissed that at 9:12 PM someone posted a comment using my ID. WTF? How secure is this site if intruders can pose as previous commenters? I used my alias “white fang” today and some entity followed up with a post with my name that was not mine.
Admin, you need to tighten your security.
RP

white fang
white fang
  white fang
January 16, 2020 12:29 am

Fang, lil’ fella, hate to break it to you but stolen identity is so common here that no one pays attention any more….

white fang
white fang
  white fang
January 16, 2020 12:47 am

Is that maybe you, my girl?

white fang racing to 200
white fang racing to 200
  white fang
January 16, 2020 7:23 am

maybe and maybe not

RiNS
RiNS
  white fang
January 16, 2020 7:51 am

fang getta gravitar tag…

It doesn’t make it impossible to be spoofed but most folks who are doppelers are too lazy to go the extra mile… it probably wouldn’t stop a fella like the Injun but worth a try

And it wasn’t Llpoh that did it.. there would be tells

just saying.

Keep it up and you are gonna be the theme of this thread..

M G
M G
  RiNS
January 16, 2020 3:29 pm

I thought it was about reality dug instead.

BL
BL
  white fang
January 16, 2020 11:09 am

Stolen identities are just part and parcel of TBP. When it gets too silly I just shut the computer down and spend some time with my sweet girl:

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BL
BL
  BL
January 16, 2020 11:17 am

Starfuker!!!!!!! There will be pain!

Above is Star being humorous………

M G
M G
  BL
January 16, 2020 3:31 pm

she’s adorable…

This is my Jacob when he was just 10 weeks old.

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white fang
white fang
  white fang
January 16, 2020 12:33 am

It appears to be our Native American living in OZ, LLPOH, a long time contributor. How stupid to steal another’s ID and post something. If you have something to say use your own ID not someone else’s.

TS
TS
  white fang
January 16, 2020 12:44 am

Pearly Whites – check out my comment on your comment on my comment. Maybe it will ease the tension, bud.

M G racing to 200
M G racing to 200
  TS
January 16, 2020 7:24 am

I left it at 192 … on your mark, get set, go!

Llpoh
Llpoh
  white fang
January 16, 2020 7:28 am

1) it was not me
2) but it could have been – doppling is a TBP tradition
3) tough titty if you do not like it

M G
M G
  Llpoh
January 16, 2020 12:03 pm

But the milk is still good.

M G honk if you miss Stucky
M G honk if you miss Stucky
  white fang
January 16, 2020 7:22 am

The security here is pretty good…

I’ve learned a bit about the security here… it is as good as YOUR OWN online habits are…

Over the years, most of us have gotten to know one another’s “tag” lines or hints.

We had an enormous Doppleganger war here a few years ago… nobody knew who was insulting who.

It was AWESOME!

We love you and miss you Stucky!

Llpoh
Llpoh
  M G honk if you miss Stucky
January 16, 2020 7:56 am

Those were the days.

Changing ID
Changing ID
  white fang
January 16, 2020 10:21 am

When you post a comment, you can change your user name and/or e-mail address.

TN Patriot

M G
M G
  Changing ID
January 16, 2020 12:04 pm

Unless you are logged in to WordPress using the site.

RiNS
RiNS
January 16, 2020 7:15 am

It’s a good thing that fellow didn’t use an axe and the earf wazn’t spinning at 666 mph.
That woulda then really left a mark…

BL
BL
  RiNS
January 16, 2020 11:34 am

Flat earf?? And that is 1100 mph.

RiNS
RiNS
  BL
January 16, 2020 12:01 pm

No wonder time flys!

M G
M G
  RiNS
January 16, 2020 12:08 pm

If time flies by and flies time byes and times fly buys and thyme buys flies, which time would you buy if wiseacres like you could buy time or thyme and things time buys?

Step into my parlor, Paulita (EC)
Step into my parlor, Paulita (EC)
January 16, 2020 2:16 pm

100. I win

M G
M G
  Step into my parlor, Paulita (EC)
January 16, 2020 3:34 pm

If you are not careful she will start looking for YOU in all the wrong places.

Haha… she thinks this place is a good place to take a break from watching Otto and fiddling around her new house.