Uh, completely okay with this. Hail Mary was Tupac’s final single released after his death at the age of 25 years old. See the printing mishap for yourself below:
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The Tulsa pair of model citizens should have gone to NYC to do an armed robbery.
They would have been released out of jail the same day they got caught,
and could just go on a spree.
Asked why he drove into the building, Jesse replied, “Well the damn government took away my guns. What else was I supposed to use for Target practice?”
Blue Jeans Fail…
Blue jeans?
Are you sure those aren’t just blue jean boots?? One way or the other, not a fail.
Mister couldn’t be here, he has a urologist appointment. He asked me to fill in and to have a sense of humor.
Those boobs are fake.
I can confirm her boobs are fake. She’s also a fake urologist but I let her perform the exam anyway.
I’ll bet the boobs are still fun.
That’s your husband’s urologist.
But they’re covered in real skin so it’s a WIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knq_BY6xpbQ
That’s Paula – better known as Viagra in a pair of panties.
Damn….this just made my day
TO ALL THE MEN WHO POST SOFT PORN PICTURES ON THIS WEBSITE: YOU SHOULD BE THOROUGHLY ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU ARE COMPLETELY ENTITLED TO LUST AFTER IMMORAL WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ARE RED BLOODED HETEROSEXUAL MALES HOWEVER YOUR IMMORAL BEHAVIOR LEADS OTHER MEN TO SEXUALLY ABUSE, OPPRESS, SUBJUGATE, AND SEXUAL TRAFFIC UNDER-AGE GIRLS WHO ARE VULNERABLE, COME FROM BROKEN HOMES, AND HAVE LIMITED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT AND RESOURCES. IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT PORNOGRAPHY IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS, BUT WHEN YOU POST IT ON PUBLIC WEBSITES YOU ARE CREATING PROBLEMS FOR OTHER PEOPLE WHO STRUGGLE WITH ADDICTION. STOP MASTURBATING AND WAKE UP! THE PORN INDUSTRY CONTROLS YOUR MIND AND YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT. TURN OFF THE PORN DELUSION AND STOP ACTING LIKE DEGENERATE PIGS WHO DEGRADE AND DEMEAN WOMEN! HAVE A NICE DAY LOSERS!
I think you should stomp back to Dr Frankenstein and give him hell for forgetting your brain and for giving you a face that frightens children.
1. All caps = emotionally unstable retard.
2. Pics of beautiful young women != porn. Admiring beauty, truth and goodness is something we need more rather than less of.
3. Degrading and demeaning women is telling them to spend their lives having a career and riding the carousel rather than finding a good man when young and becoming a good wife and mother.
4. If you want to fight porn, gas the kikes.
4. If you want to fight porn, gas the kikes.
Pardon me brother ,
but what does the Jewish race have to do with porn ?
BTW , that’s a rhetorical question , because I DON’T
want to hear your crazy , halfassed ranting about how the
EVIL Jews are responsible for all the worlds troubles .
Here’s a pretty mild writeup from Jewish Quarterly, asking why Jews should be ashamed of their role in porn:
http://www.finalcall.com/docs/Jews_in_porn_abrams.pdf
Jews are not a race, and they are zionists in their beliefs.
Jews are not and never have been a race. “Jew” was a term used by the ancients (Hindus, Celts) for a person who is enlightened as to the mysteries of God. The Ashkenazi zionists with the help of others created that lie- neither is Hebrew a race as it was the language created to encode the mysteries. The Ashkenazi (nazi anyone?) are remnants of the Khazari empire, who were a bunch of cruel and evil bastards.
Now that’s some funny ass shit right there….
What People Think When You Type in All Caps
Here are some of the assumptions that people will make when you send them an email (or write a post) that is entirely capitalized or CAPS are over used:
• People think a message in all caps means that the writer is yelling at them.
• People assume that the writer is trying to demand attention.
• People may assume that you have a lack of skill with technology.
• People may assume that you are an immature writer.
• People may assume that you are lazy.
• People may wonder if you are trying to be a rebel.
Details Yanny…if interested.
https://hubpages.com/technology/What-People-Think-When-You-Type-in-All-Caps
People assume many things Mark ,
but assume just makes an ass out of u & me .
Who made you the internet cop?
Schiff, is that you?
Oh dang, Iravani is back. Don’t worry, Andrea, young folks struggling with porn addiction are not here, they are on the hardcore sites watching movies without subtitles.
Lighten up Francis
13 Up Votes, what in the world is this site coming to? That is a crotch shot extraordinaire, nevermind the boobies.
That’s just something ugly girls say…
You sound like a woman who doesnt understand biology.
Btw, i am entitled to do whateverthe fuck i want that does not directly hurt another person.
Beauty I’d always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can’t say anymore
Yanni, there was the story of a free-thinking foundation that gave an old man money to pay for a subscription to a girlie magazine because the pics made him happy. Women, or at least one, are the lord’s gift to a man. Men cannot go too long without seeing women.
There was that old west tale of a woman who had accompanied her husband to California during the gold rush, she said she was not a handsome woman but men would come by just to get a glimpse of her, one man even broke out in tears looking at her from a respectful distance.
Women represent hope, not just the lustful things you imply, they are man’s hope for progeny and the continuation of the race. For that hope we cherish women, the dream of kids, little girls and little boys, going to baseball games on the lot or recitals with our little girl.
A rose is a rose is a rose that blossoms and blooms and reaches its own perfect time around 25 and then declines slowly but always showing signs of having once been perfectly beautiful as it promised in its youth. Do not deprive us of that pleasure of seeing youth and beauty in a woman; beauty that gives this flat earth meaning. As it is written: a man is not a man without a woman. We need women so we can be men and the memory of them to recall our youth.
Knights In White Satin , by The Moody Blues .
I’m impressed (EC)
And I even agree with most of what you say .
All except the flat earth part . But I know you just
threw that in to jack some jaws .
Hope ya’ll have a good Sunday !
BTW , that’s why I sometimes hand out $$ to winos .
People say ” he’s just gonna spend it on booze ” .
But in some cases , he’s so far down . that’s all he’s got left .
Might as well try to make him happy .
P.S. your video is not playing .
Fuck off you moralistic fun governor. And maybe get laid to take the edge off
69 thumbs down at the moment. 🙂
I thought this was Friday Fail ?!?!?
You lose your binky?
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i dont call that a fail
That’s a whole bunch of skank right there. The only virus you will have to worry about is Herpes.
Who says elementary level poop jokes aren’t funny?
Too bad he wasn’t on a bridge.
Very often momentum can be a bitch.
On Ridiculousness, they call this “Whiskey Throttle.”
More than momentum; I think it was in gear and dragging him across the road.
Too bad there wasn’t a brick wall.
My buddy was a lifelong serious golfer. He often took golfing vacations with his golfing buddies. He lived and breathed the game. Every Saturday, and many Sundays he golfed no matter what, come hell or high water the weather was. He spent a lot of time playing what he called…MY PASSION!
I stopped by his house last Saturday to return a pipe wrench I had borrowed. I knew he would be on the links and wouldn’t be home, but I intended to give it to his wife…a beautiful fetching woman if there ever was one.
To my shock…he answered the door!
I was stunned. He invited me in saying his wife had just left to go shopping they had a ‘Date Night’ tonight and she was looking for some new lingerie.
So we had a cup of coffee and started talking. Being surprised he wasn’t playing his PASSION on a Saturday (it was a beautiful day) I commented about it, and he got this odd look on his face then said.
“Well, I think I’m going to cut back severely on the greens, maybe for good.”
I said: “Really…how come?” He cut his eyes, his lips formed a little O…and he said it was something his wife had said. He leaned forward, put his elbows on his knees…then told me what had happened to make him give up his PASSION.
“Last Saturday morning I got up at dawn, dressed quietly, made my breakfast to take with me, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. But, I drove to the course anyway. I mean the wind was blowing at least 35 mph. When I got to the course the wind was up to 50 mph! There was no way I could play. I waited for it so slow down, I play in the rain all the time, but it didn’t.
So I drove home and pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad, maybe even worse throughout the entire day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed under the covers. You know how beautiful Linda is, I was excited, so I cuddled up to her back with a full body press, now with a different anticipation. I did a reach around cup, started to get excited…she snuggled back into me. Then I whispered softly in her ear, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
Then my sexy, loving wife of 20 years replied is a sleepy, barely awake voice.
“Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?”
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking…but I have stopped golfing.
This is true
My good friend Frank never had any kind of house pet. A stray cat came by one day and he fed him. Well the cat hung around and eventually ended up being a house cat with anytime access to get out.
Whenever I saw Frank, practically all he ever talked about were the latest adventures of Simon. I mean, sheesh, I get it dude, you love your cat. We played handball, racquetball, tennis, got together for Bronco games, caught the Nuggets at McNichols…whatever and he always had a Simon story.
So he meets this woman, a crusty New Yorker 20 years younger(Frank was pretty well off) and I’m not getting together with him anymore. Oh well. So one day he calls me and says he’s in the area and would like me to meet his Miss Wonderful. Fine, c’mon over.
He stops by, I meet the woman, a complete turnoff but hey, right? So after an hour or so, he’s gotta get and I walk them out to the car and it strikes me, no Simon stories. I say Frank, how’s Simon? The broad chimes in with that off putting New York accent with, It was making me sneeze. It?
Really, my jaw dropped, I said what did you do with him Frank, you were crazy about him? She pops in again with, I’m allergic. I said, take a pill lady.
Never heard from Frank again.
You might get that shot off. Don’t miss.
Careful there! That one could hurt ya.
Hurts so good.
2A advocate of color dragging Northam out of the VA Capitol bldg?
Is that Michele dragging barrack home?
I believe you’re right !
which home?
Brutal head on collision there.
Whoa, Nellie.
Don’t drink and ride.
I never saw a fender-bender with horses before . . .
Fenderbender?
Head on collision!!
They respect crosswalks there, just like they do in the US.
Admin, Please help. Gifs I posted must be going in spam folder. Happened to me last week and then again yesterday on the ann coulter post. TIA
Looks like maybe twitter has shut down remote image linking… T4C must have some real pull over there.
Just a point on the wheelchair “fail.” The point of a wheelchair, when you are being asked to walk 1/2 mile from the parking lot, stadium entrance, etc. is to provide you a means of mobility. Some, because of various medial issues, simply cannot make that walk. That does not mean they are paralyzed from the waist down. When we took my mom on outings after during her last years with Alzheimer’s, she rode everywhere in a wheelchair. Normally, she used a walker, but I can tell you that I had NO ISSUES whatsoever with putting her in a wheelchair and wheeling her around. She had a much better time because she wasn’t forced to walk unreasonable distances. No, we didn’t get a handicapped parking sticker or anything like that, but using a wheelchair when you need one, is certainly no fail. Falling down 200 concrete stairs to preserve your “ego” or to keep the rabble from criticizing your need for a wheelchair is the fail.
Or veganism.
Get your head out of my door or I’ll send you up to meet Him.
I see that all the time with Mister poking his head through my panties.
A Jehovah’s Retriever?
?
Check these two out Pastor.
Just remember Mr. Dog, prayer is the best way to get in touch with God, but trespassing is the fastest.
A different breed could have been a ‘Latter Day Saint Bernard’?
(Need a bigger doggie door for Cujo the Convincer?)
Ha!
(You know it’s funny when you are laughing while typing)
You know your a boomer when you call it typing.
Hey…I have mirrors…last time I looked in one I said: Hi Grandpap! (Then I realised it was me.)
Remember the home row EC… “Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.”
Something those who didn’t take TYPING classes in the 60’s need to remember.
I took typing as a senior in 1969. The only guy in a class full of cute sophomore girls. The teacher took it easy on me, hoping I would tell my buddies how easy the class was.
50 years later, I’m glad I took the class.
So what are you supposed to call it ?
Help an old brother out here , to understand
the newspeak . please .
Probably couldn’t locate the 710 cap.
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t. They’re born that way.
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?
Because they say “concentrate.”
why do blondes make awful bank robbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Blonde called the fire department: “My house is on fire!”
FD: “Ok, how do we get there?”
Blonde: “Duh! Big red truck.”
FD: “No, no, I mean, where is your house?”
Blonde: “Same place as the fire.”
FD: “Where are you?”
Blonde: “At my house.”
FD, after a long pause: “We finally found your neighborhood by GPS. Which one is your house?”
Blonde: “You can’t miss it; it’s the one on fire.”
Blonde, after fire is out: “Be sure to thank Mr. GPS for his help, because you guys were too dumb to find it even after I told you where it is, where I am, how to get here and what my house looks like.”
That would be enough to make one weep…
I thought the fish went on top?
Typical American/Canadian. No idea how perilous things really are. Just keep marching forward ignoring the truth even when it bashes into them.
The lettering on the store to the right indicates that it is a country using the Russian language. (Russia, Belarus, Eastern Ukraine, etc.)
Russia Bob, they’re in Russia…..
Well, I didn’t notice because I’m a typical Canadian.
Couldn’t be US/Canada – not glued to a phone.
We need one of these chairs for Adam Schiff.
Missed the pool.
Bummer….
Right……missed the pool.
The pool next door has a blonde whose house is on fire.
Well played sir !
The moment they began to doubt his choice for best man.
Paid by the priest.
Yancey, is that you under the table?
Uh………….no………ok, maybe.
back from a 6 month deployment
That CST threw his old lady in, Hahaha Coward!
A perfect face plant.
AoC’s childhood .
Bindu nuffin.
Pompeo still hard at work protecting helpless Middle Easterners.
Doing a good job….
Canada’s synchronized swimming team is not expected to medal this year.
“Your honor, I admit I ran over those kids in the crosswalk, but the crossing guard was holding a sign saying he was gay, and I panicked.”
“Not guilty by reason of sanity.”
I knew I was right!
Not if you have cats in the house.
They didn’t own a cat.
Nobody owns a cat; a cat owns you.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Bingo! You win
Logic dictates that it is proper way to hang roll. If one gets waste on their hand or fingers while using roll and going for another sheet there is less chance of contacting wall roll is attached to.
You get waste???
Man, all I ever get is shit.
Some people have all the luck.
Corn? Blood? The occasional worm?
Lucky you.
Haven’t we already had this conversation?
It’s called Shitpaper Redux….
Just stop you nasty fucks….
some jokes aren’t funny when written
That’s for cats.
The other way is for dogs.
I know I should not ask this question but I must. Is this the patent for the toilet paper roll, or is it the patent for the “toilet paper roller”? There would appear there is some distinction between the two. The illustration would appear to be showing the manner in which the paper is rolled onto a central core with the intent of maintaining it’s shape over time. I see no indication of any mechanism designed to hold the finished roll in any location or position for times before, during, or after the use of the paper. I would think said illustration is the best possible manner in which the to accurately depict rolling of the paper around a central core. As to the “proper way” of placing the toilet paper roll onto a toilet paper roller; there would only remains two possible options of which ether would be correct as they would appear to be based almost solely on the opinion of whomever is placing said roll onto said roller.
Please let me know what airline this is. Air Canada and Westjet have only old hags and old fags.
I’ve flown with them.
If you miss your flight,
They’ll take you still, if left behind.
Passengers with Lgr baggage climb board first.
Flight attendants always stocking goodies, as a safety net.
“Cleared for take off…nose cone Up!”
This is all airlines, but you have to buy a first class ticket, Bob.
I hate to correct you, but Westjet has relatively young hags.
I don’t know what it is about this pic that reminds me of a honeymoon long ago. Must be the “something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue” rhyme.
I want some
My, my, my…Lawd, have mercy.
Navel piercing.
Just sayin’…
Might be a pattern for scantily clad flirtatious beauties.
It can certainly be overlooked.
Future politician.
Future democrat ……
Hopefully he swallows a large piece of pepperoni without chewing and it gets lodged like a diaphragm in his throat and they find him dead in the elevator.
They put their size at 3.3 meters (so 10 feet long or so). Here is a more accurate relationship:
Still a big fish.
Up to 2.5 tons
They can easily get to 5000 pounds
Good Dog!
The Hell’s Fairies ride hogs, too.
Weirdest damn rodeo I’ve ever seen.
Just a normal day at any Midwestern 4-H Fair.
The judges scored him out at 81
Hahahhaha! Oh Pleeease. Funny shit!
I like how he took a little taste at the end . . . probably deciding whether to be mad or not.
the only way to get shitfaced without any beer on the island.
i cant stop laughing !!!!
pussy cat, here kitty kitty kitty
Hillary was cruising to victory, but the Russian stole it from her.
Bigger boobs for the win.
A good life lesson, and best learned when young.
NOT a 4999-meter run.
The Canadian dollar has lost 95% of its value since she was born. Hasn’t she done enough damage?
14 shades of fiat money.