Uh, completely okay with this. Hail Mary was Tupac’s final single released after his death at the age of 25 years old. See the printing mishap for yourself below:
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Honey, in my defense, I was drunk, you were away, and it’d been so long since I had any action, so . . . I fucked a stick figure. Meet my new son.
So what? I could crash my Rav 4 right through the gate.
MAD SKILLS !
30 seconds later, the guy in second thought he won.
I love thunderstorms, that was awesome!
This is why laundry is women’s work. No man could do it justice.
Never turn your back on your opponent, unless you are hauling ass.
Never wake a sleeping hippo.
That’s oddly titillating.
So what you’re saying is that she swallows?
LIZ WARREN .
If Bob wants to do anal, I’m going to need a little motivation.
Low, long jaguar growl of desire…Gggrrrrrrowww.
The one on the right. Tattooed disaster. What the fuck was she thinking
God Bless America and screw the idiot with the downvote
Fat drunk & stupid…
Is no way to go through life son .
Santa Klutz.
Saint nick.
Hurry! Hurry! Gotta pee; gotta pee!
One for LGR
Who loves ya, in a non- fag way?
There’s 3 keepers showing peepers on high beam here.
You knowwwwww what I like.
Chantilly lace and pretty face
A set of hoots upward bound.
A wiggle and a walk,
A giggle and a talk
Love when she turns ’round.
There ain’t nothin in the world like a hottie girl
Make me rhyme so funny
Wish I had me a honey
Make my pants come loose
After givin her a goose. Like a
Oh, Bebe that’s a what I like!
What’s that? Did I what? Did I WHAT???
Thanks, man.
Gotta ta tell ya, tho, that one at the 1:44 time stamp
is a smokin kinda sexy.
Cheers, bud.
Ann Margaret is still hot.
Always reminded me of the front bumper my 1956 Buick.
1/4″ drive.
3/8
“Pumpkin Pie”
Schwingggg! before the puss.
So many things in that gif I wish I had.
Really? I can only see one thing 🙂
i see 2
The next larger size comes on wheels…
Just in case you were thinking of cheating on me . . .
Or hitting on me.
Oh Bob, you’re so sweet. I think we will play that anal probe game tonight. I’ll go first.
“We’ve built a solid impeachment case . . . Ahhhh!” asserted Mr. Schiff.
A thinker.
BobP just made an appointment for new glasses.
That’s just mean!!
How can a man look at her and say, “no, i would rather suck a dick?”
sexy pose in front of a noni tree. you know how bad those fruits smell?
What tree?
WTH?
Rubber band ball..
Known in Retail Loss Prevention as the ‘Crotch Walk’. Beware of large women wearing Moo Moos…multiple hams and small TVs have been known to walk out of stores between their legs without a hint or a limp.
I got stopped and accused once, but they said my suspicious ‘Elvis walk’ made it look like I was concealing something.
I said: “I am. I’ve got a cheap pair of mountaineer undies climbing up, and just failed to discreetly work them loose, hands free.”
They did a brief visual inspection, and let me go, as there was no bulge worthy of further investigation.
S…I think you had a false arrest law suit settlement if you wanted one…then you could have bought a new pair of blue suede shoes every week for years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2VUD6VNcMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQKcTRbR-yU
YANNY YOU CAN’T WATCH THIS!
(I don’t know what’s going on posted two Evils vids but they won’t stay up?)
(Never mind)
To Mark ,
Ahhh NO ! he said he was accused , not arrested . Different things .
If he had been arrested , yes .
But just being stopped and checked is NOT arrested .
But I agree with the principal idea you are thinking of .
If you stop and check me , you better have damn good evidence for it .
Like, you SAW me take something .
Otherwise I’m gonna raise hell about being “suspected” ,
and I MIGHT just sue you for harassment or discrimination !
And YES , I have done just that . After being stopped and asked
if they could look in my backpack , while women walk around with HUGE purses , WITHOUT being stopped .
I’ve been through this many times . My answer is always
” Are you law enforcement ? Do you have a warrant ?
Otherwise FUCK OFF or call a real cop . But you better be right ,
or I’m gonna sue the shit outta you ”
I don’t like being accused of being a thief , just because of how I look .
ELF on a FF Shelf,
Now as usual the ‘Devil is in the details’ and if a lawyer gets involved often the retail company will settle depending on the details. Video and witness testimonies will be the deciding factors.
It will also greatly depend upon the ‘Jurisdiction’ you are in as every State/County will be different. They run the gambit from the business is always guilty of something no matter what – to ‘get a rope’ for shoplifters.
If you ‘STOP the forward motion’ of a shopper you have ‘detained a shopper’, and if you make an ‘accusation’ and they have nothing…you will be in deep shit with your boss (I have fired multiple Store Security people for doing this – if they seriously screwed up), and if a lawyer gets involved from the detained accused shopper, the company insurance people/lawyer will usually settle for a 5K fee at the drop of a hat. It will cost more than that to defend the case and that is all they care about.
Trust me I have been there dozens of time over decades at the corporate level.
So in conclusion I would say it is partly cloudy – partly sunny without the video and statements, but with these words S will be in for a windfall…and some new Blue Suede Shoes!
PS I used 6 rules:
1. See them enter the store without the item(s)
2. See them select the item(s)
3. Never lose eyesight contact with them (this is critical as they dump item(s) if you are spotted)
4. See them make no attempt to pay for the item(s) (refunds can be confusing)
5. See them pass the registers without having paid for the item(s)
6. Know exactly where on their body the item(s) are when you make the stop
I also judged my people by the average $ amount of their shoplifting recoveries not the number of shoplifters – go for the Pro’s that do the real damage, not the kids and old ladys with a low dollar single items…they are like army ants. While you are in the office for two hours with some loon stealing one eyeshadow, three Booster Pros stole 4 grand of stuff just wheeling loaded baskets out the front door.
OK Mark , sounds like you know what you’re talking about ,
and I agree with what you say .
I’m just speaking of where I’m “coming from ” if you get my drift .
I DON’T STEAL , from stores or people !
So I get really pissed when I get hassled by some jerkoff
loss prevention dude because I’m carrying a backpack .
Now I KNOW I didn’t steal anything , therefore I KNOW
he COULDN’T have seen me stuff ANYTHING in my backpack .
Even if he had “eyes on me ” the whole time .
Which I know he DIDN’T , or he would know I didn’t take anything .
Being as it’s private property I would assume they have the right to
stop me . But at that point you better call a real cop , because I will not
be subjected to unlawful search and seizure .
And like I said , you better be right ! Because if said cop finds
nothing , which he won’t , I will raise HELL !
I do not like to be accused of being a thief based on how I look
or the fact that I have a backpack .
Especially when there are women walking around the same store
with purses way bigger than my backpack .
THAT is discriminatory behavior on the part of loss prevention .
Some folks might ask why I don’t leave the backpack in the car . Because I travel everywhere by motorcycle , and I’m not going to leave my stuff on the bike for some bastard to steal .
Yeah , I know , I’m a scruffy looking old biker with a backpack .
But that doesn’t make me a thief !
ELF buddy,
You are 1000000000000% right!
1 in 11 Americans shoplift, and they cut across every class, age, race, type, age, sex, etc. etc.
I had to deal with a cop shoplifting while in uniform once. He was doing it constantly, and the store level staff was scared of him. He looked like the cop in PORKY’s. I was a corporate manager, lived in the store for a few days until he came back, long story – I sliced and diced him after he stole a steak knife (he didn’t leave with it – I made him dump it). I ruined his career through channels…and got him banned from the store.
Once I busted a senior VP from Ma Bell (way back in the day). A super wealthy, highly connected pompous ass, who wore three piece suits, but super slickly shoplifted one small item every time he came in. I got fed up and took him down.
There are also a subset of shrewd grifters who pretend to be lifters to suck in some green, untrained or improperly trained store security Nicky New Guy and go for the 5k settlement. You have to train your people hard about them, but even then it happens. A deep dive background search sometimes shows how many times they have sued retailers for ‘false arrest’ settlements then you can call their bluff – if the bean counters let you.
I came up through a stringent, highly professional program, and when I eventually got my own pyramid in a substantial company I developed a screening-hiring-training-ethics program like no other, and I still had to discipline and terminate (one year 28%) big chunks of my people for going outside the lines. At the entry level some of the best ones can use Retail Loss Prevention as a stepping stone into the police…and some of the worse ones are police rejects.
There are a significant number of armature, piss poor trained, clowns, and cop wanna bes (who were rejected by the police) in Retail Loss Prevention. It all depends on the program and the leadership they are operating under on how professional they are.
Sounds like you ran into someone from the paragraph above.
By the way, I had a scruffy looking biker dude who worked for me in Austin in the 80’s…he was my number one for making quality (high dollar) booster busts! They never ‘made’ him. He went on to be an undercover cop in Vegas.
mark
They did a brief visual inspection, and let me go, as there was no bulge worthy of further investigation.
Get some Levis 501s. They will give you the bulgey look that invites further inspection. I bought Sams club jeans for too long, they fit but not perfectly, a pair of overalls would be better than shopping club jeans. Just stay out of Sams and Costco and you will improve your life tremendously.
Dudes, it was a JOKE..
Shamelessly stolen from a comedy skit by Kevin James, in an HBO special called “Sweat the Small Stuff”
Highly recommended. He’s a hilarious comedian, IMHO.
A big ole sheboon was pulling the crotch walk trick with a large ham going through the checkout when it suddenly dropped from between her legs and rolled down the aisle towards the door whereupon she began yelling : “Who threw that ham at me?”
Ha!
As Ann Coulter would say, our new country is going to be great.
Getting Hillary ready to join the presidential race.
Mrs. McConnell nudging Mitch to get back to work.
Saskatoon’s ski resort has struggled to attract patrons.
A fathers worst nightmare!
8.5 for the dismount alone.
Harry Potter chooses the wrong column.
Nice balcony!
Nice pumpkins!!
I like the white ones with pink stems.
Pumpkin thief, she has two officer.
My first thought, you beat me to it!
Digger caught a whiff of Alice Kramden.
Moon Rover
Outstanding!
I thought they kept Area 51 more secure than that?
No one is going to find this stick!
I didn’t know the movie set was still around.
That’s just gotta be photoshopped, Stanley is dead and the earf is flat fcs.
Woof woof…
bad dog
Sucking your thumb is a bad habit at your age. Here’s something better to suck.
You’re right! It is too thin to walk on.
Bob was never heard from again.