Yale Med School To Stop Teaching Medicine Discovered By White Males

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW HAVEN, CT—Yale University has been under intense criticism after the recent decision to stop teaching “Introduction to Art History: Renaissance to the Present” because of its focus on Western art – mainly by white males.

Many people have called Yale out, saying they “didn’t go far enough” and that dropping a measly freshman art survey class was “wimpy” and “weak”.

In response, Yale has decided to take a stunning and brave stand against white males by striking all medicine discovered by white males from its med school curriculum. This has been lauded as a much-needed stand for diversity at Yale, especially by current med students who will now have much more time to deal with the stress of med school by watching Netflix.

“Yes, many people will get sick and die because of this, but it will be worth it for the woke points,” one professor said. “We will now only teach medicine discovered by brave, oppressed, trans people of color.”

At publishing time, Yale University had announced that the entire campus would be bulldozed over after faculty discovered the school was founded by privileged white males.

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15 Comments
oldtimer505
oldtimer505
January 30, 2020 12:59 pm

Well, if this is true, it will fit right into the new evidence based, computer diagnosed medicine being vended out today.

gman
gman
January 30, 2020 1:14 pm

“Stop Teaching Medicine Discovered By White Males”

no non-white should have white medicine inflicted upon him.

Donkey
Donkey
January 30, 2020 1:32 pm

The most cunning win.

BL
BL
January 30, 2020 1:41 pm

Wow, it will only take about 6 months to get a degree in medicine if all that is deleted. Med school grads will save mega $$$$ not being in school for years. Are they counting Joos as white cuz God knows they wrote the book on all things medical? If yes, this is a moot point.

John
John
  BL
January 30, 2020 7:02 pm

6 months, hell just apply on line and pay $200.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 30, 2020 1:55 pm

The BEE, once again stating the things the SJW are secretly thinking and planning.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  MrLiberty
January 30, 2020 9:34 pm

Yes, the satire was foreshadowing the rampage of the elephant in the room. They want extermination, even the white men. All this is so simple Elizabeth Warren is a master of it. It’s the simplicity that makes thinkers losers. This is just a long nature documentary with props of civilization.

Neil M. Dunn
Neil M. Dunn
January 30, 2020 2:21 pm

This fits nicely with PCRobert article on Whites. Schools should not accept any White $$s donations and all inventions and technology achieved by Whites should be banned. Time to for a World paradigm shift.

Bob P
Bob P
January 30, 2020 3:07 pm

The new non-white-male curriculum states that fainting spells are to be treated by drilling a large hole in the skull to let out the goblins.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Bob P
January 30, 2020 9:36 pm

Involuntary trephining for politicians too?

It could catch on.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2020 3:37 pm

While we’re at it, lets ban the use of anything developed by Whites by all non Whites.
Such things might include, any use of petroleum, concrete, fired bricks, refrigeration, preservation dentistry, any use of electricity, most Western culture languages, mass agriculture, glassware, plastics, aviation …

Because, you know, cultural appropriation.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  Anonymous
January 30, 2020 11:57 pm

You left out the most used white invention by non-whites! FIREARMS!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2020 6:38 pm

First year Yale med students will now spend the entire term tripping on peyote buttons, carving their own wooden masks, and practicing counter-spells.

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gman
gman
  Anonymous
January 30, 2020 7:09 pm

it might actually come to that. leftists seem to have been on a 20 year cycle from “we’re not going to (fill in the blank)!” to mandating (fill in the blank).

well it used to be 20 years, seems to have shortened to 5 ….

Pequiste
Pequiste
January 30, 2020 9:44 pm

No problemo.

WIth the introduction of A.I. and robotics no one is going to need a physician anyway:

(Mike Judge – the prophet of progress.)