NEW HAMPSHIRE—After an astounding victory against Democratic rivals in the New Hampshire primaries, Bernie Sanders expressed his thanks to an adoring crowd of Bolsheviks and college students. Also present was a contingent of lying dog-faced pony soldiers, who flipped their support to Bernie after Biden’s recent gaffe.
“I happen to believe,” Senator Sanders began, “that the re-education of racists and freedom lovers from the middle of the country will be essential to healing and remaking this nation. That is why I am pleased to announce that we will build our very first re-education facility right here in the great state of New Hampshire.”
Wild cheers broke out from the crowd as Bernie supporters were moved by this great honor.
Sanders promised that this brand new camp will be tuition-free, and will provide unlimited government cheese, flour, and abortions to both men and women.
Bernie Sanders Campaign staffers were quick to inform him that such a facility may be redundant since the famous Dartmouth College Re-Education Camp already exists in New Hampshire. “That’s no problem,” said Bernie. “Just throw up some barbed wire around Dartmouth, build a train track for the cattle cars, and we’re done!”
Sources close to the Sanders campaign report that Bernie will pick AOC as his first Dean of Economics Re-education.
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“the re-education of racists and freedom lovers from the middle of the country will be essential to healing and remaking this nation”
welfare sources would take a big hit. alisa rosenbaum said that leftists were suicides who were trying to kill themselves by killing everything around them that kept them alive.
Just like a Communist — Reeducation.
My late father told me to never go deaf or blind because I hadn’t heard or seen it all yet. Well, he was speaking the truth. These, not yet dry behind the ears, miss educated, shallow thinking young adults are truly delusional. They should consider the thought that they will be the first to occupy the camps once they open their eyes. Good old bernie will toss them under the bus the first chance he gets. All that said, there is only one fix for totally stupid folks.
“truly delusional”
no they’re not. they know exactly what they’re doing, and they think that in the end they’ll come out on top, the righteous glorious avant garde. and they’re not alone in believing so, the sociopathic right thinks this way too.
“Good old bernie will toss them under the bus the first chance he gets”
eventually, sure. but the plan is that he uses them to toss us in first.
“there is only one fix for totally stupid folks”
now now, these are our future. surely some re-education is in order.
gman…did you dissect ants with sewing needles as a little boy?
Now…I like you…and we agree often…and I up voted you…but sometimes I wonder???
? I don’t get it.
Don’t give him any ideas. He seems to always glom onto the worst ones.
if by “worst ones” you mean “the worst for us”, then yes, he does, you’re not imagining it.
And also more Muslim and African immigrants.
I do not want to go the NH, it is too cold up there and too many Yankees. I was looking forward to a Gulag near my house, so I can go there in a truck, rather than a railroad cattle car.
Don’t worry. There will likely be gulags in your area too. The good news is that Bernie promised we could all meet up for Friday Fail in the east corner of whatever facility we’re in. So it’s not all bad!! 🙂
I figure they will use an old AF base near here to house us. Looking forward to meeting some of my TBP brothers and sisters on Friday afternoons. I hope there is at least 1 good joke teller in the bunch.
That’ll work, now that AF bases are all about White Privilege.
TN,no worries about coming up here,we are full!Due to no sales tax/income tax/no license for guns to carry ect. folks though seeing state has some problems saw was outweighed by pluses and state got full!
On a side note,we need to stay vigilant in regards to few freedoms we have here and fight the problems we do have.
As for the weather,yep,it can get pretty cold especially northern part of state but look at other places in US and see tis actually kind of warm in comparison and do not then complain(much).
As for yankees,well,you rednecks/hillbillies/swamp folks ect. better realize at some point we will all be fighting together or dying off together,except for your speech impediment we have a lot more in common then things that divide us.You folks with your Cajun Navy/Army(great folks in disasters) will be joined by us North East hill folk when needed,till then,keep your powder and grits dry!
I have a couple of friends in Maine who I would stand with through the fight and I’m sure there are a number in NH who have not been chased out by the Massholes and other grifters from liberal bastions.
As Churchill used to say “One people separated by a common language”. Don’t forget to keep your larder full.
Northern Me. round Presque and Caribou,yep,that gets pretty darn cold.
We buried a friend in Millonokett region first week in June,in the dark parts of the old forests still areas with 6″ snow even in daily 70 degree temps.
I have friends there,good folks once you get away from Portland(used to be a great city),they try and run the state as seems what happens with most states with a liberal city.
One of my co-workers took me to Presque to see a customer. I did not realize it at the time, but my phone switched over to Rogers and I was charged for international calling.
He told me the hills off to the East were Canada. I had the same confusion when I was told that directly south of Detroilet was Canada and had to check the map to make sure both were correct.
My friends are in the middle of the state, in the woods, and make their living in the forestry business.
“Re-education camp”? … “Re-education camp”? … Where have I heard that term used before … Oh ! Yes! That was some places Chairman Mao talked about when China had the “Great Leap Forward”. Ahh yes, I remember it now.
This Bee article is more ominous than funny.
Tis why we prep Cliff,and then,train and prep a bit harder.
If they go anywhere near Hopewell, I’ll have to go rogue on their asses!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnPMAurroNY
You all know that your local Camp Trotsky (or Camp Dzherzinsky, Camp Castro, etc.) is going to have a fantastic all-“student” choir don’t you?
Sing it comrades!
At least HSF won’t have to throw a reunion. We of TBP will be put together by the government. For Free!