Police in Shenzhen, China are hoping thoughtless drivers who blind others with their high-beams will see the light after being forced to stare at police headlamps as punishment. On their official social media account, police posted an image of a young man staring into the glare of a police cruiser’s headlights. The police call it an appropriate experience for those who are blinding oncoming traffic.
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Ran across a web site which I thought might fit well with others here. many may already know about it but it is new to me.
https://thepeoplescube.com/
Some things strike a funny cord, others are just plan silly.
Cube is always a great read,the one with man turning a shovel into a functioning AK is awesome(and true)!I would say perhaps a nice dessert snack after enjoying the main course of Friday Fail.
Not from cube but here is article: https://www.northeastshooters.com/xen/threads/diy-shovel-ak-photo-tsunami-warning.179192/ ,not too bad for a yankee!
Personally I applaud the person taping a hand mirror to their broken side mirror. Not a fail at all (unless they never get it properly fixed). At least it shows they care enough about their lane changes, etc. to want to do it safely.
Oh, and on the subject of mirrors:
Nice, Liberty.
Looks like #1’s boyfriend is waiting for her in bed.
He’s probably the one taking the pic.
Pic #2 is T4C, right?
Oh yeah! That’s whats been showing up in my imagination for a while now.
Mr. Liberty goes from serious to SERIOUS.
Mmmmm, ice cream!
German WiFi?
That little guy there would be my Bob.
Long and thin may go way in but short and thick will do the trick.
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Internet winner!
I already sent this round to everyone I know ,this morning ! LOL
The Canine mid-winter Gran Prix…what a hoot.
Needs a couple more racers.
Where is the flaming wreck?
Bob, I’m taking a screenshot of this woman’s comment. My lawyer will be very interested to learn you are living two lives.
Somebody really loves their dog.
True , and somebody has WAY too much time on their hands .
Labor of love, for those who have more respect for pups than humans, who are worthy of it, for their undying love and loyalty, Elfie.
If you haven’t experienced that, then you have prolly never experienced the absolute heartbreak of having to put down a four legged member of the family, out of sheer compassion.
Been there; done that.
A Siberian Huskie. Female.
Bianca. Howled like the breed does. Bonded with that beautiful bitch unlike any other fleabag I’ve known.
And, I look forward to shoulder to shoulder face plant hugs with her, and paw-shakes, when we meet again, when the time is right.
Brother , my wife and I have been rescuing German Shepherds for the last 15 years .
We specialize in taking the old ones . Once they are past 5 years old , they are hard to adopt out . Everybody wants a puppy .
So we take the old ones , that nobody wants .
We’ve had to go thru that heartbreak a dozen times in the last 15 years .
And I love and miss every one of them .
But We keep doing it because no matter how much you grieve , and think you can never get another dog , just remember that there is always another dog
out there that needs YOU !
Right now I have 5 , and when I lose one of them I’ll get more .
And love them as much as all the rest .
The more I know about people , the more I love my dogs .
ELF, so true. I love dogs more than people man. Took in a female GSD as a contract (we house, pups go to breeder). Whelped 3 litters (awesome experience), and now have one of her daughters. Daughter (as I call her the love of my life) got bred today, hopefully will have more pups to whelp soon! The bond and loyalty of a GSD is just inspiring. Nothing like it!
I would adopt an older dog anytime but they have to be good with cats and other dogs.
Salutes to you then, ELF.
Very noble of you and yours,
for undertaking such a good cause.
God bless you. Have had dogs all my life and have had to help more than a few to the other side … I’m not very good at it, buckets of tears. Sure when they are puppies their halo might get a bit tilted but there is no better investment than time spent with a dog.
Currently one of my dogs is a Leonberger, 90 lbs. and still a pup. It was a clear, cold evening last fall and time for Goose to head out for one last pee before bed. I was cold and wanted to go back inside but Goose wanted to do a bit more sniffing and checking out stuff. Then he looked up at the star filled sky, he sat down and I sat next to him. He would gaze at the stars and then look at me to make sure I saw them too. We both sat and gazed. He was all of 4 months at the time. If there was any doubt, I knew at that moment my new four-legged winger and I were going to get along fine.
I love dags too…
He has great time.
Must be that first real nice day of Spring.Of course,if James goes rolling around in the yard naked first nice day of Spring just loving life and the sun and all folks call the cops and the guys in the white jackets,WTF!
Yeah, the species double standard is quite unfair.
That must have been some itch.
That is what a really, really, happy dog looks like…
What a happy dog.
OMG! That is beyond creepy. The house so nasty it has rats running large and a snake living in some wall appliance.
Rats and mice in a building will attract snakes and they’ll make their way in to get them. Best idea is to keep a cat or two or more. Cats will kill mice, rats, moles, and snakes!
That is Colonel Vindman.
That’s the hussy making off with my Bob. The rat fink deserves it too.
Just give him away. He deserves it. 🙂
Must be that Sci-Fi sky crane we discussed some time back that, ahem, does not work.
Pakistani mouse trap.
Reminds me of when my 6′ African Rock Python ate my neighbors cat ! Hee Hee !
What the hell? Time to toss out that equipment, way far away.
Sigh…….the pussy stopped chasing me when I turned 50.
No need to bear arms when you have …
It’s all about attitude…
True Dat !
Love slapstick comedy.
Uppity cat: 2 jabs…
RinTinTin: 5 right back atcha, bee-ahtch.
Mess your furry little ass up, you try muckin’ w the K9 Krew.
-Love G.Sheps
It’s so nice to see them playing . ( sarc)
My 5 GSDs would have just ripped that into small ,
easy to swallow parts .
A GSD man, newfound respect here. That’s cute. My two GSD’s would love to kill the cats. One just bred today, hopefully more in a few months. GSD’s are the best!!!
I wish you and your pup many happy little balls of fur !
Payback is hell. Cats are bad about antagonizing and rarely get paid back.
Hah!
A hospital in 10 days, huh?
Pshawww!
16 people are trapped in the walls of that new hospital…so its all good.
He gets into his work.
Then you probably don’t want to know that the burger meat was made in San Franshitsco.
Also, Blade Runner was set in 2019.
Actually, it was based in the future year 2022……..
It really sucks that she has such a big heart.
She took my heart away now I’m gonna take hers.
Still too big, but getting better.
Adjustable mirror, even better than the first one.
Damn , ya beat me to it !
Again, at least they care enough to want to be able to see what’s in the lane next to them. 80% of the drivers in Atlanta have 3 mirrors (including rear view), and don’t give a shit what is in any of them as they change lanes, back up, etc.
Just realized that’s Greta.
A guy buys a 2nd house.
While staying there in the Spring, he realizes it needs some work.
Being a Boomer, he thinks ” Ah, I’ll offer some work to a millennial, who might need some extra cash.”
He puts an ad on Craigslist.
“Wanted. Exterior improvements on recent, new purchase.”
A blond female 23 year old university student t shows up.
“You need work done? I’m Missy. What can I do for you?”
Homeowner: “I need my wrap-around porch painted. The cans of paint, brushes, and rollers, are outside. When you’re finished, I’ll pay you $300 cash.”
The homeowner moves to his Laz-y-boy.
30 minutes later, a knock on the door.
Missy: “All done. Can you pay me now?”
Homeowner: “You’re done? In a half an hour hour?”
Missy:”Oh, yeah. That was easy. But, you don’t have a a Porsche, silly. You have a an Audi. With a fresh coat of Satin White, now.”
Should be a mandatory wrap if you own that car.
Who would screw up a car like that?
VV-What kind of idiot would screw up a car like that? There, I fixed it for you so the question contains the answer.
Thanks for the clarification, DinCo.
That made me snort out loud.
They left the second “e” out of Peelosi.
I wouldn’t piss on Pelosi if she was on fire.
I would happily throw gasoline however (from a safe distance).
I would piss gasoline on her , if I could !
You know where the fire would travel too, don’t you?
Damn ! hadn’t thought of that .
ELF-Sort of like pissing on an electric fence. Not recommended, either.
So true . Am I to assume that you learned this by experience ?
Ha Ha Ha !
NO! Fair question, though.
Somehow facing the wall with my Willy out and having it in the mouth of the beast, just does not sit right with me.
But if you’ve had enough beers , you wouldn’t think of that .
KnowhatImeenVerne?
Allrighty then — End of the line, Everybody out!!!
This is what happens when adults ride tricycles .
That BobP is one charming guy!
How would you like a banana, sweety?
How the first Corona virus infection was spread.
Why is it I can’t see this without thinking about the woman who had her face torn off by a friends Orang?
I don’t know about Orangs , but chimpanzees can be some Vicious animals !
Yeah, maybe it was a chimpanzee. Doesn’t make me feel any better, though.
It was a chimp.
She doesn’t like apes either.
Welcome to Wuhan, wanna go back to my place for a little bat soup?
Nailed it, bet screwing is out of the question now.
He got some wood.
I meant to do that.
THAT , is a badass cowboy !
What do OLD cowboys wear, boxers or briefs?
Depends.
My boyfriend and I were moving a bull from one pasture to another. We had him in the corral to load him up. Dan tried to just shoo him toward the trailer and the bull turned around and charged him. Dan jumped AT him, landed on his HEAD, and Dan had wrapped his arms around the bulls huge thick neck. As I was picking up my jaw, watching him ride that head, the bull headed directly toward the fence. Of course, head first. Dan released the bull’s head when his butt hit the fence, but then he twisted and was over that fence in less than a nanosecond.
Most crazy thing I’ve ever seen. Dan was fine. I married him.
BadAss Cowboy !
Smart move.
Chinless Joe.
Who needs sandpaper , when you have asphalt !
Evel Kinte Kunta
What the hell did he think was going to happen?
See above
The thing I like about Friday Fail is it does not make me so paranoid I go out and order even more cases of stuff,just sit back and enjoy life even if only briefly!
You better get more masks while you can!
Why , is Halloween coming ?
You should have seen the one that didn’t get away.
The Bernie Bros watch Bernie meet Hillary.
When one is fishing for alligators, one simply must use the right bait…
Looks like redfish works just fine.
WRONG place to fish.
You wanna piece of me ?
Common , You wanna piece of me ?
Me; Hey buddy, how was your day? Rex; Ruff.
A boxer on steroids…that’s a first!
Looks likes he’s pissed.
Some fine engineering there.
Good news, tickets are half priced.
BEST CASE SCENARIO. Can you imagine if it happened at the TOP of the shot?…or at the first bottom?
As the great Chico Escuela would say….”Rubber break….but I not want to talk about it…”
That is some quick thinking.
Coulda had her hand on a concealed hand gun while walking, and went into a stance…and or ended his crime spree forever.
Yes, that would have made for an even better video.
There is self-defense, there is justice, and there is saving future innocents from deadly thugs…sometimes a well prepared and trained… ‘fight’…not ‘flight’ person…can have a threefer.
Hope springs eternal…just waiting…and putting memory into still flexing muscles.
Be still my aging heart…it appears there still may be time.
Shoulda just opened the gate and let the GSD do his thing !
YES, GSD was on it! Good puppy!
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck….oh shit.
Hard to believe that anybody could be that unlucky .
After lunch he applied for the job at the distributor across town. They use plastic bottles.
That’s one way to get a new roof.
My hat’s off to you
A Chinese American couple on their 20th wedding anniversary were in their bedroom and the wife says to her husband, “I wish I had much bigger breasts.
The husband says “Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your breasts for 20 years”.
“How will that help to make my breasts bigger?” asks the wife.
“Well it worked for your ass” says the husband.
My Chinese friend recently died…mysteriously, So Yung.
Probably saved the chick’s life. But she wasn’t happy.
Nice pickup
That was cute. I liked her smile.
What a prick.
Who ? The guy that parked in the bike lane , or the guy who moved
the car belonging to the selfish , uncaring , unthinking asshole
who shouldn’t have parked it there in the first place ?
I would have moved it too , if I had his physique , which I don’t .
But I would NOT have vandalized his car .
That’s something little shitbird , cowardly gangbanger punks do ,
when you’re not around . Because they don’t have the balls to face you .
I HATE punks and gangbangers . They are only “BAD” when they have backup .
That zookeeper has good aim.
Who needs pepper spray?
Lay on a coat of aerosol caramel fudge sundae all over that uppity, arrogant, in-yo-face mug, & you got a heapun’ bowl of chocolate multi-scoop from Coldstone Creamery.
Fill up any man’s hankerin’ for a big bowl of pudgy lovin’, make Tampa squeal and squirm for Lakeesha, right, kit?
Come own, bruthuah.
In you’re neck a da woods, bud.
Port Charlotte.
Got beers?
Is this a warning?
Nah. Jus havin’ fun, & playin’ 4 laffs here.
On my best behavior for gracious hosts soon.
Still, always have an edge for humor, right?
Hey, dontcha know…
So yeah, a warning…I’ll put me best man on it.. :~)
Nothing a sidewalk lobotomy won’t cure !
That was a damn good ippon lol.
Black women are meaner than the men.
True Dat !
When it comes to Barry and MOOOCHEL , you KNOW who is the “top” and who is the “bottom”
You go sister, don’t let anyone man handle you!!!
More pricks but their p*ssys as well.
On further review, the play stands.
He should get that one free.
Great catch. Applause.
After the hip replacement surgery, it was all much more better…
She could balance on, ah, just about anything.
I would have loved that machine when I was younger. Now, no way. I’d kill myself.
Always go headfirst so you know what’s approaching.
YOUR DEATH ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
ALWAYS save the beer.
Son, this is as easy as it will ever be. Enjoy it.
Young Bob P’s dream game.
The kid will never forget the day he got herpes
North Korean judge gave him a 10…
THAT , is no shit !
Your age , your I.Q. , or the number of tits on your girlfriend ?
Spiderman retired after this near disaster.
Now that was pretty cool.
Have you seen this?
Awesome, but the fart was uncalled for…
Every dude loves an explosion.
Not just dudes.
The slides on American playgrounds are now all horizontal.
Indeed, slides like this seriously create risk-takers….not pussies.
The slides on school playgrounds in the Philippines are made of concrete. At least they don’t rust.