Police in Shenzhen, China are hoping thoughtless drivers who blind others with their high-beams will see the light after being forced to stare at police headlamps as punishment. On their official social media account, police posted an image of a young man staring into the glare of a police cruiser’s headlights. The police call it an appropriate experience for those who are blinding oncoming traffic.
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Pussy Pass Denied!
Freakin Hilarious !
That’s a sad person. The man will ride the real bike.
Valentines day!!! Yeah man!!! Gonna got sum tonight.
I told my wife that Valentine’s day the boss takes the secretary to the motel. Don’t know how true it is but I like to scandalize her.
Take a good last look, Bob. You won’t be getting this for breakfast anymore.
Nipple Tickler.
The question they should have been asking themselves is this- what was chasing it?
That is caraaaazzzzzy.
Notice the vid cuts off BEFORE the landing .
I wanna see the landing , I’ll bet he ate shit !
What the hell is that?
Some kind of double barreled shotgun.
I started watching your vids here Mark , but then they disappeared . ????
That shotgun seems just a little bit TOO short for my liking .
Just ordered a Diablo 12 gauge , black powder sawed off . 6″ bbls ,
we’ll see how that goes .
ELF,
Yea, I don’t own anything like what is in the vids, can’t explain their no show…but I love my Mossberg’s…my 20 gauge Shockwave fits in this.
From the bottom up for running and gunning (not a static defense).
1. .380 on an ankle (coup de grâce – them or yourself…depends on how it ends).
2. .45 on your thigh or hip – 4 more mags on your belt (XP – 12 round double stack mags)
3. K-Bar on the other hip (smaller boot knife opposite the .380)
4. AR in your hands
5. Chest rig with 5 – 40 round mags (two mags taped together in the well…a quick ‘practiced’ flip and 80 rounds to say hello with).
6. Mossberg 20 gauge over your shoulder centered in your back if you have to end the conversation past the AR and or .45.
Wear it…jog with it…shoot everything with it…don’t wait…until it’s too late.
Always remember ELF… if you already know “It don’t mean noth’in”…you have a huge advantage over the FNG’s.
They have no frigg’in clue.
That’s interesting . I just bought a Mossberg Shockwave 2 days ago .
Of course here in Cali , we can’t have the shorty , we’re stuck with the 18″ bbls .
Cuz OUR attorney general knows better than the BATF , what’s good for us ,
Ya dig ?
They do now, as do the gun grabbers.
They THINK . Come and take them , Please .
MOLON LABE !
It looks too me like some kind of canister/flare gun.
An idiot.
Someone shooting at him? That’s not much of a shield.
When their ribs show like that they’re in need of some groceries. Also, them tities are fake….
Yeah but, can you imagine how easy it would be to toss her around. A very light woman is fun to sexually dominate. If she’s willing to be dominated, of course.
I agree, needs more meat. Titties are just fine though. As they say, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin. To a point that is, a very fine point.
No , they’re real , she paid for them .
My son calls them aftermarket enhancements.
Smart Kid !
The bitch is ugly. Pass.
2 fleas meet in the city…
One of them is coughing hard and seems to be really sick.
The other one asks: “what the hell happened to you?”
The other replies: “I did something stupid. I crawled into the mustache of a crusty ole Nam Vet biker dude named ELF. Shit got cold quickly and now I’m stuck with the flu.”
“Man that sucks, but I know something you can do. Get in between the legs of a human female. There’s usually a patch of hair and it’s nice, cozy and warm.”
A week later they meet again, the first flea is still coughing his lungs out.
The other flea cries out: “Dude, did you not listen to me last time?”
To which the first flea replies: “I did, but it got so nice and warm I fell asleep and the next morning I was somehow back in ELF’s mustache!”
(ELF, you the man)
No Mark , YOU DA MAN ! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earl Flynn, Semi handle bar….Fu Manchu…Mexican Bandito…I have had many moustaches over the last 50 years. Currently wear a salt & pepper mustache and full goatee…my wife has always like some scratch with her smooch…I just want the smooch at any cost.
I have only been completely clean shaven since the military for a month in the mid 80’s.
Without telling my wife and then eight year old daughter…for the first time in their lives, I went clean shaved. one morning on impulse.
When I saw my wife after work she was speechless…not happy…and told me “I didn’t look right”.
When my daughter saw me (without either of us saying anything) she just stared at me speechless as well…but she didn’t realize I was mustache-less…finally after a few minutes she said:
“Daddy, I never realized how big your nose is!”
Out of the mouths of babes.
I never had a mustache…it was a nose de-emphasizer!
nose de-emphasizer , Laughing so hard I can’t breath !!
I love mustaches and beards, nicely trimmed. I don’t ask for Santa Clause.
I like what Mark said , that his wife likes some scratch with her smooch .
Same ugly bitch.
Oh, that’s a niiice.
But nobody seems to care that this lady’s tits are fake.
My Bob wouldn’t approve of those things.
Your Bob would approve of anything in a dress dear !
And that, boys and girls, is what the grooves in the barrel do to a bullet.
How much? Me love you long time GI.
TRUE STORY
I went to a private HS in Pa. On graduation day, my girlfriend and her mother came to visit me in my dorm room. They said my girlfriend had something she wanted to show me but I had to leave the room and come back in in a few minutes. When I came back in, my girlfriend had on a bathing suit very similar to that one. Looking back, I really had it made as a teenager. She was exceptionally turned on for about 2 years. Cray cray.
And what did her mother have on?
Nothing. Moms have to try harder.
Actually, I was very uncomfortable about it. They both asked me what I thought about the bathing suit. I couldn’t stop looking at her tits. I seriously thought I was supposed to act on my urges at that moment but at the same time thought it would be a huge mistake if I did. I was only 18. Very weird. But we went on for 2 years having great sex.
That would have weirded me out for sure .
Makes you wonder , years later , what Mom would have
done if you had acted on your urges .
“people is Quazy “
A ‘huge’ mistake, surrre. It looked more like you had a kazoo in your pocket.
IQ: 25…but who cares.
Sexy like a sex robot.
Also an example of Pussy Pass Denied.,
He laid down three Antifa that day…good for him.
Yup. Seen before. Love the replay.
Notice Auntie Fay had a baton vs. pure muscle and fighting skill.
Bet soy boy badass wannabe hasn’t protested any Trump or Patriot rallies since.
Might still be in a coma, or eating soft food only diet.
Has Georgie Baggy Eyes paid your medical bills, too, panty waste?
Was it worth it?
No pity. None. At. All.
Georgie Baggy Eyes , I like it !
I’d like it better if the bastard Soros was 6′ under !
A real man.
Ever notice that the antifa guys always go down with one punch??
You’re gonna need a bigger bridge.
photoshop
CG has really not “advanced” our civilization…it has merely made it easier to “con” our civilization.
Photoshopped
My first thought was “photoshop”, but I still like it.
Miss, I am going to have to check your ID.
It is my studied observation that pretty women have pretty parts. On rare occasions, ugly women also have nice parts but that’s not typical. Show me a bunch of asses and I will pick the pretty women out at least 80% of the time. No Trannies please, that could give me nightmares.
Didn’t you say earlier that you and Barack shared the same distinction of having been raised by trannies?…Or was that someone else?
That was your boyfriend who told you that.
Maybe, ‘cept I’ve never had a boyfriend…don’t know what that is..Is that a Mexican thing that y’all do? Are there some tortillos involved? Burrittos?
nkit, if you are a cross-dresser I apologize. I did not mean to hurt your feelings.
You can’t hurt my feelings, Short Round…My idea of cross dresing is my favorite t-shirt:
Dual camels.
Nice peepers.
What the heck kinda game are they playing ?
She is waiting to see if he looks down. I’d fail miserably.
They tell you they don’t want you to look .
” My eyes are up here “.
But they DO want you to look . Otherwise why show them off ?
Not for other women ( dykes excluded ) They just don’t want you
to be obvious about it .
But they DO want you to look !
To the ladies out there , tell me I’m wrong !
I think you have it right. Just be discrete.
When they say “my eyes are up here” look at their eyes then back to their tits and say “I’ve made my choice”.
I’ll have to try that next time .
Eye to eye concentration training glasses…under tough circumstances..
Is a distance mandated?
Training for soyboys.
Is that like a slap with a glove?
Looks like a Buster Keaton kind of stunt, but doesn’t look like him.
It’s him. From “The General” (1926)
That’s the movie I was thinking of. I guess he was a bit younger in that one.
I don’t think he needed to do that .
The cow catcher would have knocked it off , or the wheels would have cut it in half .
But I might be wrong , I’m not a railroad man .
He was all about his creativity in his stunts. Just amazing the stuff he would do in pics. Now its all CG and pathetic.
Wow, this is where you should be asking yourself what could go wrong with this idea?
He’s not going to need any of that “equipment” when he gets older anyway.
Gender reassignment
From pole to hole.
And then Jamal files for disability .
Do stupid stunts,
earn stupid prizes .
CNN report, “skydiving”.
USPS and UPS are not any better.
AMEN to that !
Is any delivery person worth a damn? I should start a new business.
As Amazon has found out, the quality of the available employee pool is worthless these days. Poor work ethic passed on by horrible employees or welfare parasites (for the most part – still a rare gem, but not enough to fill the desperate need).
Papa John’s tries a new delivery service.
Too bad they didn’t have surfboards.
Meth is a hell of a drug!
They just pissed him off with the mace.
Time for the tranquilizer darts .
Then it’s back to the game preserve .
notice that it was the da female cop that got up close to him–that’s how people on both sides get hurt–
Female cops ALWAYS have to prove that their balls are as big as yours !
I have yet to meet one in my 50 years of being harassed by cops , that WASN’T
a DYKE !
I miss Benny Hill!
Me too!
Ya made my day nkit !
One good Jessica Biel gif deserves another:
Can’t forget Phoebe if we are showing girls in red bikinis.
You can do the speech without those cue cards.
Pass.
Excuse me, I need this blanket.
Gorgeous.
Wow, no tattoos. A rarity.
Is that a dude?
If it is , he’s wearing a bikini top .
Damn! BobP has all kinds of disguises!
From package: “Your ass must look at least this good to wear these yoga pants.”
The one on the right is the pretty one.
Yum. A double dose of blonde pudding.
Not tonight Abdul , I have a headache .
almost budding camel, almost.
the nose is in the tent…
musty
musty is good…
Time to go “Kodak”. “Clit”.
There is something wonderfully southern about drinking from a Mason jar.
Nowhere to go and all day to get there.
a dog in the bed is the best!!
It would be worth the bruises.
Orange is such a turn off. Go away, bitch.
You’re kidding right? Look at that hip movement Cherry Boy.
co2,
it’s easy to say things like that when you know you don’t have a shot at it–
do you think he would have said that 40 years ago ?
Our loving Mexican couldn’t keep up with that shit. (of course neither could I, but I’d give it a good try!)
loving Mexican. I don’t know how to process that.
If you read my comment for meaning, I hate orange on a chick. I said go away because of the outfit.
Me thinks you could go colorblind for that.
She can’t fight but I’d like to see her box.
very good.
He sounds like a TBP natural
Wile E. fell into the river.
And that is how the World Trade Bridge came down.
Why, Officer, what do you mean, that you have photographic evidence, that I was speeding…
Guys LOVE explosions !
Release the hose!
It fell at pancake speed.