DEFINITION OF AN ASSHOLE

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THE
THE
March 1, 2020 7:58 am

chinks are all assholes

Up Yer Tailpipe Goin' 95 in Frickin' Jersey
Up Yer Tailpipe Goin' 95 in Frickin' Jersey
  THE
March 1, 2020 9:36 am

Let’s take it a bit further.
Assume EVERYONE’S an asshole. Except you, right?

(EC)
(EC)

THE new economics: Assume EVERYONE’S an asshole.

Donkey
Donkey
March 1, 2020 8:05 am

No good dead goes unpunished. Should have run that asshole over.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Donkey
March 1, 2020 8:46 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl...maybe
March 1, 2020 9:09 am

That’s dang funny.
Thanks for the chuckle.

Corona and a Coughing Fit LMAO
Corona and a Coughing Fit LMAO
  Anonymous
March 1, 2020 10:01 am

Un. Fricking. Believable.

Hans
Hans
March 1, 2020 8:12 am

The fucking worst drivers are Asian females – bar none. They all need their drivers licenses shredded. That idiot also needed to be yanked out of her car and bitch slapped.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Hans
March 1, 2020 1:40 pm

Whoever did that is not an asshole; they are a God-damned vile creature that is much, much worse.

They are an infiltrating enemy agent of the sub-humans.

The fucking moron enemy agent that executed that maneuver needed to be T-boned, full speed, by one of those trucks.

That would have learned them and if not immediately run over, then at least killed in a mass of twisted metal, shattered glass and oozing petroleum products that needed to shortly ignite and immolate the demonic being.

Hans
Hans
  Pequiste
March 2, 2020 8:15 am

A bit over the top, but can’t disagree!

(EC)
(EC)
  Hans
March 1, 2020 2:02 pm

I don’t have many unbelievable true stories socked away for parties, which is why I don’t go to parties, but I drove into a parking lot in Chinatown in LA and there was a Chinese lady (I hope she wasn’t my doctor) trying to park in one of the two spaces available. While I was driving by, she managed to set the car perfectly crosswise in those two spaces. I could never do that if I had two hours to try.

22winmag - TBP's top-secret Crypto-Jew
22winmag - TBP's top-secret Crypto-Jew
  Hans
March 1, 2020 6:18 pm

Wealthy illegals can purchase drivers licenses out the back door of the filthy Massachusetts RMV for cash $$$ and then kill Americans with impunity on the roads.

BAN CASH

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
March 1, 2020 8:59 am

Yesterday (Saturday the 29th of February), I witnessed a prime example of a U.S. Asshole right here in Memphis, Tennessee. The individual in question was from out of state and attempting to perform a u-turn on one of the busiest intersections in the city, Stage Road and Germantown Parkway. Mind you there was heavy traffic flowing in both the north bound lanes and the south bound lanes and this twerp had two of the south bound lanes blocked causing a major FUBAR! Additionally, the amount of traffic was almost comparable to the kind of traffic experienced during the Christmas Holidays. The traffic was backed up for several blocks in every direction. The wife attributed the heavy traffic to people receiving the refund of their stolen property from the FedGov.

Amazingly, no one got hurt and there was no smash up but it did make me just wonder if I, at my age, still want to try and drive in this freaking city! The evidence of STUPID on plain display was greater than what I usually am subjected too!

I just want to add, I was not driving at the time of this incident! LOL!

P.S. I am pretty sure the asshole driver of the out of state vehicle wasn’t Asian but it might have been a dindu.

Riding Yer Bumper in Frickin' Jersey
Riding Yer Bumper in Frickin' Jersey
  None Ya Biz
March 1, 2020 9:53 am

Try driving the Rings around Kuwait City with Arabs. It’s even worse.
I’ve personally seen fools going 95mph in the fast lane (they’re ALL fast, BTW) using both hands to hang a sunshade on the drivers side window. Was doing security overwatch one day and witnessed another Arab try to cut off a M2 Bradley in a rotary. The APC squashed the front end of his car like a soda can, and said idiot walked away unscratched with a fat check from Uncle Sam – who gave him a bus ticket and a tow at US taxpayer expense.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz

It is the same in Mexico City. The drivers there think lane markings, traffic signals, yield signs and other posted information markers are merely suggestions. BTW, I spend quite a bit of time there on numerous trips and never saw one person use a turn signal.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
March 1, 2020 9:04 am

Asian driver = Asian driver

As Andrew Dice Clay once quipped, What’s with these Asian drivers? You could blindfold them with dental floss.

iLuvCO2
iLuvCO2
  Hardscrabble Farmer
March 1, 2020 9:41 am
Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
March 1, 2020 9:23 am

Looks like the transplant drivers with Cali Plates here in Colorado.

(EC)
(EC)
  Cow Doctor
March 1, 2020 2:06 pm

Please be kind. Californians lost the ability to drive over 25 mph because of the 24 hr freeway congestion.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  (EC)
March 1, 2020 8:23 pm

That’s a lame excuse. See what I did there?

Up Yer Tailpipe Goin' 95 in Frickin' Jersey
Up Yer Tailpipe Goin' 95 in Frickin' Jersey
March 1, 2020 9:35 am

Let’s take it a bit further.
Assume EVERYONE’S an asshole. Except you, right?

subwo
subwo

That’s how we trained our son to drive. We told him everyone in the other cars were out to kill or maim him, even if it’s grandma coming down the road.

Igor Stravinsky
Igor Stravinsky
  subwo
March 1, 2020 3:01 pm

I did the same with my daughter. I told her that all defensive driving courses come down to one sentence: “Expect the other guy to do something stupid.”

Riding Yer Bumper in Frickin' Jersey
Riding Yer Bumper in Frickin' Jersey
  Administrator
March 1, 2020 9:56 am

Un. Fricking. Believable.
Behavior like this is why I’m a declared misanthropist.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
March 1, 2020 12:52 pm

Take the pot of hot soup and pour it down his pants. That will teach him. God knows nobody can eat that now.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  Administrator
March 1, 2020 1:46 pm

And you wonder where that next case of a.b.c disease came from, right? What’s next herpes simplex corona?

BL
BL
March 1, 2020 9:41 am

I am seeing similar behavior in KY when it comes to these types of infractions. They honestly believe they are entitled to pull these stunts and have no problem with losses suffered by others. I thought they were just self absorbed and stupid, now I understand they are assholes. May KARMA bite them in the ass and let them experience a loss far greater.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  BL
March 1, 2020 1:48 pm

Actually, most states have laws about using serving utensils in buffet style lines for eating. Sorta like the law against opening sealed containers and tasting the content. Remember ice cream girl? She’s doing 11 months 29 days in the county lock up for licking the ice cream in a container she opened on camera in a supermarket. Fine example of dindu.

Anonymousturlock
Anonymousturlock
March 1, 2020 11:59 am

About 15 years ago, I was northbound on the Baltimore beltway driving a 15 ton rated flatbed, pulling a 15 ton rated trailer. Heavy traffic and heavy rain. A car suddenly stopped in my lane 2 vehicles ahead. The car in front of me skidded to the right shoulder. I was pumping the brakes,hydroplaning, and swung 3 wide to the right over a small embankment and onto a small triangle of grass between the highway and a packed entry ramp of cars. I kept pumping the brakes and steered a tight circle, aided by a crack the whip momentum of my trailer. i got stopped and crawled out of the cab and dropped to my knees the thank God in heaven. No injuries, no damage.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anonymousturlock
March 1, 2020 5:16 pm

or just plow through the muthafucka.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 1, 2020 12:51 pm

He should be dragged from his vehicle and executed on the spot.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 1, 2020 12:54 pm

Drive in Atlanta and then see who you think are the worst drivers.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  MrLiberty
March 1, 2020 1:51 pm

Dats why YT developed MARTA.

See how that’s turned out.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Pequiste
March 1, 2020 3:32 pm

The Barnum and Bailey circus train had fewer animals on board than a Marta train.

Riding Yer Bumper in Frickin' Jersey
Riding Yer Bumper in Frickin' Jersey
  MrLiberty
March 1, 2020 3:44 pm

Done the trip outta Hartsfield International to I20E toward Augusta. The “fun” doesn’t stop until you’re about an hour outside of the city, then the traffic thins out.
I drive for a living and the wife wonders why the hell I drink.

22winmag - TBP's top-secret Crypto-Jew
22winmag - TBP's top-secret Crypto-Jew
March 1, 2020 6:23 pm

I crashed one of these fully loaded 32-tons on the Autobahn doing 35mph when a track came flying off.

Nobody died except 100 yards of guardrail and a tree.

Those were the days.

View post on imgur.com

TS
TS

Oh, yeah, the Autobahn. That was a treat all on it’s own. I had an Alpha Romeo 2000 that high-end cruised at about 300 klicks (about 190 mph), a friend and I used to go to Munich from Sicily. Frickin’ Saabs, Volvos and Mercedes used to just blow us away, jammin’ past at about 220, easily.
The Autostrada in Sicily was a whole ‘nother world; lots of raised roadways and ass-kicking curves. On top of that, you could be screaming through a corner at about 120 mph and all of a sudden there would be a herd of goats or sheep in the way. It was not for the timid or the inattentive.
Nothing in this place even comes close to comparing.

TS
TS
March 1, 2020 6:35 pm

I’ve seen so many complete need-to-die assholes when I was driving the big rig, I wouldn’t even be able to count them all. A few did indeed die. Once I watched a VW bug with 6 people in it pull right out from a T-intersection onto a main highway at the bottom of a hill, both ways. Right in front of an 18 wheeler going downhill from the south at about 70. Their transmission flew back past me, and I was about 1/4 mile away, dropping down from the north. Ca., go figure, between Adelanto and Kramer Junction.
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve smoked the tires and swung the trailers trying to keep a car full of kids from getting flattened.
My attitude when driving – any vehicle, anywhere – is that every single other person on the road is always a complete moron idiot bastard, and I’m a complete idiot moron bastard at least half the time.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
March 2, 2020 11:27 am

Everyday driving in Memphrica, except they usually cross a couple more lanes to exit