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Oh, did I mention, I just found out you laid my wife?
no neon lights?
Road rage.
Yance,tis legit road rage.The pup reminds me of myself when I yell at lights”Green means go in America!”I find myself doing this daily!
Thanks all,the fail posts make a tough time in general go down a hell of a lot easier!
3 year old granddaughter in the back seat with us four or five cars back at a red light. As soon as it turns green “Go! Grandpa, green means Go!”
Why up vote that? You empower that behavior with no offseting ass virtuosity.
If women knew how ridiculous they look wearing skimpy lingerie. I’m not telling.
Once they escape the jar, world domination is the next step.
We tried. Maybe we shouldn’t a killed off all the civilized white men?
Yeah, true, but put the mask on anyway.
Unless he bit it off, I think the emoji has the mumps.
Motorboat, no seriously, check out the rooster tail.
May I search for your ROYGBIV?
Is the only practical purpose of these to roll them off very, very slowly?
No. It is to keep her from getting beard burn on her inner thighs.
“Oops, where did my panties go?”
You said that so perfectly…it’s like you’ve said it before.
May I cuddle with your pillows?
There’s a spider on the bed.
Damn it !!
Bob P – you are so naughty! Want to come over to my place – you will have to last longer than 30 seconds!
I’ll check with my wife.
LOL! Bob, you haven’t lasted 30 seconds in the last 30 years.
Well, dear, when we were younger, you were so damn hot I couldn’t hold back. Now you’re so damn fat I have to get it over with.
Or what? No man has ever had a premature ejaculation problem.