Media That Hypes Everything As A Crisis Shocked That No One Listens When Actual Crisis Arrives

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—The media that has hyped literally everything as the end of the world is shocked that people aren’t taking them seriously when they are telling us how serious Coronavirus is.

While Coronavirus looks as though it could actually be a real crisis, Americans’ response has generally been, “Meh!” or “Yeah, sure, OK, a world-ending crisis that could end millions of lives. Been there, done that.”

The news outlets that said millions would die from Trump, the Kavanaugh nomination, tax cuts, the end of net neutrality, and hundreds of other things over the past few years are extremely worried that people are remaining apathetic in the face of the looming repercussions from the pandemic.

“Hey guys, the Coronavirus is coming to kill us all!” shouted a red-faced Brian Stelter on CNN. Though this time he actually had some facts and science to back up his claims, everyone shrugged and continued walking through the airports where CNN was playing across the country. “I’m serious! This time I mean it! WHY AREN’T YOU ALL TAKING ME SERIOUSLY!!!”

After Stelter’s segment on Coronavirus, he went back to his regularly scheduled show where he just watches Fox News and yells at it.

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25 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
March 11, 2020 7:53 pm

We all survived WWIII with Iran just a few months ago, so I guess we are all immune to these BS scare tactics.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Hoax Investigator
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Hoax Investigator
  TN Patriot
March 12, 2020 3:49 am

Chineseium hypersonic missiles were going to sink the U.S. Navy last year.

I guess not.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
March 11, 2020 8:17 pm

When they tell us there is nothing to be concerned about is when we should run for the hills.

Hollow man
Hollow man
March 11, 2020 8:17 pm

Media is a joke. If they would stop long enough to listen to themselves that midget see it. I doubt it. They have corrupted their thinking process so badly up is down, the truth, ha we make it. They think

Frank
Frank
March 11, 2020 8:19 pm

You mean the story of ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’ actually has a real life lesson?

RiNS
RiNS
March 11, 2020 8:34 pm
kc
kc
  RiNS
March 11, 2020 9:58 pm

Not many know this song or album….. You have to be canadian 🙂 cheers (my opinion… all side 2 of this album is the best stuff they ever recorded)

RiNS
RiNS
  kc
March 12, 2020 5:29 pm

Good Band and Lead Singer is from Nova Scotia to boot..

M G
M G
  RiNS
March 12, 2020 6:27 am

How’re things in Nova Scotia, Rob?

I’ve pre-briefed Biology biker dude about you. Nice things, mostly.

RiNS
RiNS
  M G
March 12, 2020 5:27 pm

Well I hope you said some nice things cuz I’m back on the Shit List with Jack Dorsey and twitter.. As far as things they are pretty.. I am a bit under the weather but nuthin serious..

Might double dose on Vitamin C and get rid of the nagging cough

Donkey
Donkey
  RiNS
March 12, 2020 7:52 am

April Wine had half a hit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 11, 2020 8:42 pm

Just watch FOX. They have been saying it’s no problem. Just the flu.

swimologist
swimologist
March 11, 2020 9:05 pm

I wouldn’t worry about it. Everything’s going to be fine. Just like the picture on this site of Willie Nelson sparking up a fatty, just smoke a joint and relax. Really, everything’s okay. Just hug your black neighbor and remember diversity is our strength, okay?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  swimologist
March 11, 2020 10:22 pm

I don’t have a black neighbor, but is my gay neighbor ok for a hugging? Not a reach around mind you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ILuvCO2
March 11, 2020 11:26 pm

Ask your gay neighbor if he is on HIV medications; that supposedly lowers the risk of dying from corona.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anonymous
March 11, 2020 11:30 pm

I think that not fucking your neighbor up the ass lowers your risk from HIV though.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ILuvCO2
March 12, 2020 3:12 am

Who is gonna tell Mayor Pete that little bit of cautious advice?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  ILuvCO2
March 12, 2020 7:15 pm

Or getting fucked up the ass. Receiving is a far greater risk than giving.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Hoax Investigator
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Hoax Investigator
March 11, 2020 9:24 pm

Media?

Corona Hoax dun crashed Zerohedge.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 11, 2020 9:25 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
March 11, 2020 10:21 pm

Well, I just got through freaking out. My son is in Oxford England visiting a friend for break. Then read all travel from Europe was curtailed by POTUS. Didn’t see the not from UK part. Dodged a bullet there. Told the boy not to go, but 22 year olds don’t listen.

Donkey
Donkey
March 12, 2020 12:16 am

NBA season suspended.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Hoax Investigator
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Hoax Investigator
  Donkey
March 12, 2020 3:59 am

Fuck yeah!

Now, baseball…

Negro Felon League?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

What will the Empire do when the rabble no longer have bread and circuses to keep them distracted from the on-going crime spree.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  MrLiberty
March 12, 2020 11:44 pm

If the wifi and cable go out at the same time it’s all up for grabs.