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17 Comments
(EC)
(EC)
March 12, 2020 9:31 am

Damn liberals, if you give them a square, the next thing you know, you are wiping their ass for them.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 12, 2020 10:00 am

I don’t get it.

Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
March 12, 2020 10:29 am

YEEHAWWWW…THAR SHE BLOWS

Steve
Steve
March 12, 2020 11:10 am

Toilet paper? Who needs toilet paper? We have instituted the “communal sponge”. A simple squeeze to leave it moist and it’s ready to go. Simply drop in the bucket when you’re done and it’s ready for the next customer. The savings are significant!

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Steve
March 12, 2020 10:37 pm

Communal sponge….gack.

Steve
Steve
  Mygirl...maybe
March 13, 2020 1:45 am

I read an article where in past history that was actually used for TP. I thought it’d get more laughs. Maybe people thought I was serious?

TS
TS
March 12, 2020 11:13 am

TEST RUN –
Tried to comment on MGs 2fer, 3 times, and they just went poof.
Chaos theory in action, I suppose.
Oh, yeah – funny vid.

TS
TS
  TS
March 12, 2020 1:27 pm

My comments (probably justifiably) were sent straight to Spam-Hell. JQ rescued them.
Thanks, Admin.

Armchair Skeptic
Armchair Skeptic
March 12, 2020 11:16 am

My brother’s ex-wife was so cheap that she would steal toilet paper whenever she could. She carried a big purse to hide her ill booten gottery that she took from bathrooms in stores, restaurants, and even from friends and relatives she visited. My brother said that she believed that buying it was like literally flushing money down the toilet and why buy it when there was so much free laying around.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Armchair Skeptic
March 12, 2020 7:40 pm

You got her number?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
March 12, 2020 11:33 am

All because of the Cornholio Virus.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  Cow Doctor
March 12, 2020 12:14 pm

which makes greedy Useful Idiots need more toilet paper than usual…

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  robert h siddell jr
March 12, 2020 12:56 pm

Supposedly this illness doesn’t involve diarrhea so the paper hoarders are wasting their time. When the idiots are selling their garage full of TP at rummage sales after the panic ends, don’t bite. Apparently TP actually has storage “requirements” that are of no consequence when dealing with just a case or several 12 packs in your home. Improper humidity causes mold growth and their is some type of bug that likes stored paper products. I have actually seen these cleaning out a warehouse with cases of old napkins.

Steve
Steve
  Harrington Richardson
March 12, 2020 7:34 pm

Silverfish have an affinity for TP.