Sriracha pizza pretty much sells itself, right? But an ad agency in Israel thought Domino’s needed some promotional material with a bit more kick.
Hence this severed tongue, dressed in leather with a ball gag in its mouth, ready for a good whipping.
“You’re going to suffer and enjoy every moment,” the text warns.
The image, from advertising agency McCann Israel, was reportedly “leaked” online even though the ad was never intended to be published and never was.
Tim McIntyre, a rep for Dominos, told People Magazine that it was pitched but never approved.
“It never ‘officially’ appeared anywhere, because it was ill-advised, unfunny and not brand-appropriate,” McIntyre said. “In a word, it was stupid.”
I bet it doesn’t seem so stupid to them now that it’s getting all this online attention.
On Twitter, Domino’s is telling people that the ad was “unauthorized.”
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My parents were actually married at that very church in Bridgeport, CT back in 1959 (crossdressing, meth-dealing priest). Funny stuff.
Bless me, Father–or is it Sister?–for I have sinned, it’s been, um, never since my last confession, and these are my sins. I ratted you out to the cops for a lighter sentence, but you have to forgive me if I say a couple of Hail Marys, right? Oh, and can I get five grams of methadone? I’m really hurting.
BobP- Is it just me or is the FRIDAY FAIL actually more normal than the news/real world(?) these days?
Fact Check: TRUE
It’s a great escape anyway.
Sometimes Bob , you are just TOO FUCKIN’ FUNNY !
And I thought there were some weird folks in my neighborhood who were going straight to hell! This guy must have gotten an express pass.
suspended for having sex with men in the rectory, um.. sounds like the perfect place for that.
Rear entrance from the alley.
Cold hearted millennial pricks…
You know what they nicknamed the Corona Virus?
Boomer Remover.
Bastards!
No prob, inheritance gone.
Most of it went poof this week.
Don’t panic , the market will come back up ,
always does . Just a bit slower than it dropped tho .
I’ll take 2 gallons please .
Hey.
They said Find a Need, and Fill It.
Maybe part of the Biden rally motorcade?
He did recently accuse someone of being full of shit…
Gives new meaning to the term shitmobile.
He better watch out because the TP panic is on. It’ll be stolen in no time. As of yesterday, it hit my area. All stores wiped out. People are nuts.
“All stores wiped out.”…..nice word choice..
Hah! Good catch. I wonder if VV planned that by design.
Can someone tell me why I can’t help but think the solder loading the RPG is female?? I know all I can see is one eye, but I have never thought of myself as misogynistic. I know I am going on the smallest of piece of evidence, but I can’t help myself.
Good eye. The hand.
Yes the hand and that beautiful soft skin on the face.
She must be blonde under the helmet.
While I must agree, this was my first thought, I was waiting for someone else to say it. Being married to a “natural blond” and having three “natural blond ” daughters, it is kind of normal for me to spot one in a crowd.
Girlfriend has quite a set of jowls on her. Just sayin’.
She likes it doggie style too.
I have yet to own a dog that would ever willingly get into a bath (7 so far in my life).
did you try rose petals and candlelight?
Looks like the dog was set up to me! Those stemmed Roses are still intact along a nice row of rose petals. And dog doesn’t look happy at surprise bath time. Fail!
Cats know Newton’s Law
Passed the goalie tryout.
I always thought soccer was for pussies.
The AOC of dogs.
Hey, if 95% of your vision was blocked by fur you wouldn’t be able to find a damn thing either.
Dogs not fooled. Just making sure there is no flanking movement.
I love dogs !
Me too!
Pussy.
Those reflexes are why they have nine lives.
Jedi cat.
Social distancing cat fight.
Pushover
European soccer-playing cat.
He plays for the French team.
I always thought soccer was for pussies.
Nice door.
Fact Check: TRUE
Yep
With the emphasis on basic.
OAC and TPUSA work for the same people tho
Capitalism turns luxuries into necessities and socialism turns necessities into luxuries.
That one is going into the file for future use.
Will somebody please shut this USELESS bint up !
Any way you see fit .
One of her front teeth needs to be gold, with a star cutout.
When are they going to lock that family up?
Or Hang them up !
Plenty of lampposts in my town.
Oh, that was good. Touche!
Faggots like to swing, whodathunkit?
They used to swing. Now they’re “tolerated.”
Vixen.
You bad. That’s clever.
Would President Buttigieg’s husband have been called the First Faggot?
10,000 UP votes to you Bob !
Can you imaging how pissed Rosie Rotund and Ellen Degenerate would be if they had to fake enjoying two queer Hipsters sharing the First Couple dance at the Inauguration instead of Hillary Hitman and Huma Abaddon.
No , they wouldn’t . Queers don’t care if you’re a boy queer or a girl queer .
They would just see it as advancing the Queer Agenda .
The Queer Agenda is to get everybody to acknowledge that their
Disgusting , Immoral , GODLESS “Lifestyle” is A- OK .
Which real humans know , IS NOT O K !
If it had been Adam and Steve , instead of Adam and Eve ,
none of us would even be here !
ELF
That’s the front they want you to believe. Dykes hate fags almost as much as they hate straight alpha males. An enemy of my enemy is a friend is their motto but even among fags and dykes they hate each other and constantly insult and fight each other. It’s not gay at all. Chemical abuse and suicide are the norm not the exception.
Hmmm , you may be right . I haven’t personally seen that ,
but I am not closely associated with them either ,so
I can’t say .
Like you said , that’s what they put out front anyway .
I don’t see how it can be “Gay ” .
The few I Have known were really sad people , in more
ways than one .
The part I just can’t figure is ,
Lezzies don’t like men . But they want to look and act
like men . And use dildos on each other .
Go figure .
ELF
It is baffling. So full of self loathing that they distort their bodies with fat and bad posture.
I lived in the liberal and witchcraft capital of the northwest that was infested with homosexuals and got to know some pretty well through a 12 step program years ago. The one thing that always prevented me from being able to like them more than just in passing was that to the last, they would never pass up the chance to corrupt a straight person. Like a fetish or something. Both men and women and they had no qualms about corrupting their partners kids either if they were divorced from a hetrosexual marriage. They want everyone as miserable as they are. Pretty sad and sick.
Dykes hate life. They want everyone to be as miserable as they are.
I try to stay away from dykes.
Would have figured a couple gay guys would have a stronger grip, no?
That is Chasten Buttigieg and his wife Peter Buttigieg.
But, for short, it’s just Chase Butt & Peter.
Mayor Peter Puffer
First Lady does have a great set of titties.
The best that money can buy.
Except that Melania is a tranny like Trump’s other wives.
I believe you’re thinking of Obama’s “wife” .
How bout the fact that … HE STILL CHEATED ON HER!
I hear ya Motley , but please remember ,
not all men are as strong willed as you and I .
Some can’t resist temptation as you and I can .
Some fail and fall .
But he still hasn’t MURDERED 163 people ,
unlike someone else we know .
We actually still don’t know that Trump cheated on her. At least I’ve seen no proof. But if he did, he’d be a fool.
Give me the proof. I’m tired of accusations with no proof. You sound like the Demonrats.
Melania is so beautifully elegant.
I would rather watch her than any mime I have ever seen.
I’d rather watch a chess match than any mime I have ever seen.
Graduate level class at the Stripper Institute.
They actually have classes for this?
“Oh, that plane is so pretty,” were Ali bin Kababa’s final words.
And then they were out of countermeasures…
Geoengineering is getting serious.
If you look closely, you can spot Ali bin Kababa’s front tooth.
Except the “ISS ” is sitting in a deep dark pool in Houston in one form and a green-screen, CGI projection in its other form.
The planetary episode of Dr. Pimple Popper.
In his younger days, Bernie learned the tricks of socialism by selling ice cream.
Wuhan Lab
Impeachment ice cream
Around here, we have the yellow-green pine tree pollen covering everything.
And what’s funny is the local newspaper here in Putnam Co. TN has to tell the new Yankee transplants (every year) to PLEASE not call the fire dept. when they see this. It is amazing how many urbanites have never seen this and call emergency services thinking that there is a forest fire. It is also an issue during tobacco curing season when they are calling in about barns being on fire.
Last year a useless local county commissioner in the Atlanta area (any other kind) who is black and female, called 911 to report a racist “attack” on her car. It was the massive pine pollen coverage from sitting in the parking lot all day. What a stupid racist bitch.
Actually Brother , it has nothing to do with racism .
It has to do with the fact that Most ( not all ) niggers
are stupid as fuck .
And their women are the worst , they don’t think , AT ALL .
They just “Chimp Out ” when they don’t get their way . ” OOOGA , OOOGA ! ”
I really think that Most ( not all ) of them really don’t have any
brains in their skulls . It’s just Solid Bone , all the way through .
And to any of you that read this and take offense ,
take heart .
If you can read and UNDERSTAND what I just wrote ,
you’re not one of the brainless ones .
And no , I’m NOT Racisss .
I just have no use for IGNORANT niggers .
The “sumbuddy done dis shit to my car” is explained by stupidity and ignorance. The “sumboddy done dumped some shit on my car becuz I be black” (essentially what she said) is about RACISM.
TRUE . ( but you didn’t include what she actually said
in your first post bro . )
Peace Brother !
“called 911 to report a racist “attack” on her car.”
And they are just plain fucking ugly. Ugly and stupid, no wonder their men go hunting different colours.
According to the book I’m reading on Confederate General Wade Hampton’s run for S.C. governor, which pushed the end of reconstruction when he won, and which documents their campaign stops, the black women were much meaner and hostile than the black men. I think today’s news shows this as well.
Uh er isn’t ignorant nigger a redundancy?
Well , yeah it is . But I was trying to be polite , ya know .
Already? Here in Atlanta we are still a ways off.
Noticed a little bit in my truck bed this morning, but it could be the oak pollen. Saw a dogwood blooming the other day and it is very early for that.
Oaks and maples are blooming heavily. Our cherries are just starting, and our almond is nearly done. Yes, dogwoods would be quite early.
In Eugene Oregon, we have every kind of tree known to man, plus all the flowers, and of course, mold and mildew spores in abundance.
I was at the home of a friend in Blachly, preparing a large fireworks display, when a visitor from Japan asked, “Isn’t it winter? Why are those deciduous trees still green?” We handed him a good pair of binoculars so that he could see that the trees were covered in moss.
Fireworks over snow, by the way, is incredible.
Our neighbor’s oak tree is so infested with mistletoe that it almost looks as fully green as in summer. And our issues here in the Atlanta area are more lichens, than moss.
Just looking at that made my nose run, and made me sneeze nine times….
Actually they “claim” that the stuff you can actually see is generally too large a pollen grain size to trigger the allergy receptors in the nose. Obviously inhaling a cloud like that will have particulate issues, but they say not typical allergy issues. Its the far smaller stuff from things like oaks, maples, ash, and all the azaleas and other flowing plants that are the real culprits.
Ragweed seems to be a huge culprit.
These look delicious, Yancey, but you have to promise me that really is icing.
I would prefer to have some of HSF’s condensed tree sap on them.
Damn boy…got to try that one
Wait, I have a waffle iron….
Fagedaboutit, my wife cooks from scratch.
I don’t eat Pillsbury cinnamon rolls.
If a pretty woman stood next to me like that the last thing I would do is put a book on her foot.
Yeah, let’s see how long she can keep her foot in the air when you poke a thumb in her starfish.
Thumb?
You can probably afford to lose a thumb.
TC.
Looks like she got 4 splivs pokin that fish.
It looks like if you tried that then the last thing you’d do would be to receive a foot to the face.
But can she cook ?…
Common now ! Who down voted me ?
What , you wanna eat out in restaurants all the time ?
Me , I like good home cookin’ .
Pay it no mind Keebler. Maybe the downer is Dee, huh, nkit?
There’s a prude who comes around every Friday.
A miserable one, who hasn’t gotten any in a long, long time.
And even if they were to be so lucky, my bet is they’re a terrible lay. Cold. Lifeless. Drab. Boring. One & done. Missionary.
Barring that, maybe impotent if a stinger, or all dried up, if a vaggie.
Or possibly a victim that can’t move on. Yet still patrols, in a sadistic search to seek out and find that which is offensive to them.
Sad, really…cuz it’s a wonderful life, if one knows how to focus.
Conversely, maybe it’s an athletic biatch who just happens to be a really shitty cook.
But can she swallow?
If your son is that tall, that lanky, and wears glasses, you damn well better teach him how to stand up for himself. Guy picked on the wrong “nerd.”
Notice him scan the room for the bully’s Bros. Great leverage on that cross.
Napoleon Dynowhite.
Future soccer star.
The umbrella will serve to cover the splotch.
He’s wearing a parachute , what a puss !
The guy in the back round, hanging from a balloon?
Yeah, no shit. That’s ballsy.
I’ll bet he has a chute, too
Well I would be , if I were him .
Looks like he has a parachute on. Nobody dies on Friday Fail, right, nkit?
Canadian plows deposit all the snow in the street at the bottom of our driveways, so I shovel it right back out.
Plowing the streets outside Studio 54 back in the late 70s.
3 Fer 1
Clever.
Don’t gamble with that guy.
Or play 3 Card Monty.
“I wonder why no one thought of this before?” Ted asked himself before splattering over the front grill of a Mack truck.
So cool. Unfortunately, our cable system doesn’t cover Canadian sports.
Not going to be covering ANY sports for a while.
He did it! And it only took 14 years.
There’s a guy getting paid by the load and not the hour.
That wasn’t his first load, either; he’s done that before.
Now tell me, honky, would it have taken 3 days to rescue me if I was a pretty white woman?
I bet he got hungry. I wonder why he didnt eat that Baby Ruth floating right next to him?
Before the crash she looked real. After, she looked more like an inflatable love doll. Gotta call BS.
Having been wrecked a few times and seen any number of them, I’m pretty sure that was real. Some drunk woman, not belted in, and the impact puts her head into the windshield, which doesn’t crack but could still knock her out. The neck jam by itself can stun, if she didn’t crack or break something. Even a reasonably low speed collision, when not belted in, is no joke.
You can see a quick “cut” in the video, and then her arms look like they are inflatable. Not questioning the prospect of someone smashing into the windshield, just saying that it looks like an inflatable women has been substituted for a real one right after a “cut” in scene.
Her hair looks darker before the crash as well.
Definitely NOT her first head bump.
WHOOOO , That’s a hell of a skill there dude !
That will really take you far in life !
jealous much??
Dude , I’ve smoked a pipe for the last 49 years .
I can blow smoke rings as well as the next guy .
But YOU , you’re just a TROLL , trying to blow smoke up my ass .
When dudes fight over who blows better.
Nice to see you too (EC) !
Filled with pot smoke, he sold each bubble for .50 to the gullible at Coachella.
And if you’ll buy that ,
I’ve got toilet paper for sale . $10 a roll !
Instead of smoke rings, smoke bubbles.
That’ll teach him to stop for red lights.
His day was made even worse when he figured out it wasn’t mud.
Looks like someone flushed at Del Taco again.
its like Watchdogs come to life.
Now that’s an old fashioned ass kickin’
I’m more troubled by the second motorcycle rider who pulls up and goes in during the beatdown. Did this REALLY end well for her? Hopefully he came in to finish the job on the guy, but he looks so similar to the first thug that one has to wonder.
I missed that was too busy watching her kick the first guys ass.
Great defense. But I’m worried about what happened to her after the second biker pulled up.
Edit: Didn’t see your reply Mr. Liberty before posting my comment.
Saw the original longer version. 2nd dude pulls a weapon of some kind and “saves” 1st guy, dragging him out the gate. He looked worse for wear. IIRC, she grabs her purse and exits stage forward, under camera.
I’m so glad to hear that. Good for her.
Nice
I knew he looked way too much like scumbag#1 to not be part of the planned attack. Glad to hear he focused only on saving him rather than harming her.
I wondered what happened to Jacques Cousteau.
Holy shit, he dropped the chicken!
it was a rubber chicken, and they put lighter fluid on his pants, then he got 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree burns on his leg, it was hilarious.
OMG! He tossed the chicken! I wonder if DISH Network covers Canadian sports?
I think yer pokin’ fun at Bob P here .
and RiNS & Francis Mario.
I think he’s been practicing the fake.
Your honour, some people just live way too long.
Needs to pull the asswipe outta the car and beat the living shit outta him/her !
Do you mean the idiot who left the car in drive and then got out of it to help the lady?
Yer Right Jack , I misspoke .
Guess I really wasn’t paying attention to the first part of the vid .
My Bad .
I was “triggered ” because I’ve tried to help old folks along in situations
like that , only to be almost flattened by idiots in cars .
I think he got out of the car to help her.
Pay attention at the BEGINNING of the video….that’s HIS CAR. He’s the idiot.
jealous much??
IZZAT ALL YOU KIN SAY HOMIE ?
No good deed goes unpunished
Rosie Odonell diaphram?
Can’t get pregnant from having sex with other women, and most importantly, you can’t get pregnant if no man is ever willing to have sex with you. Rosie needs no diaphram for BOTH reasons.
But it’s just too bad her mama didn’t use one , no ?
The Australian Foul-Mouthed Fowl.
LLPOH in his next life maybe?
Poor thing didn’t know where he was.
It’s a good thing squirrels aren’t scared of heights.
Don’t, I say, don’t hug my hen, boy. Go away, ya bother me. That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.
In 5 years he will be choking his chicken.
You keep a coon in your house, you gotta expect things to go missing.
Nice double innuendo there Bob .
Double entendre.
Double D’Andre
Yer probably right , but he knew what I meant .
My dad had a coworker that had a pet raccoon. Absolutely nothing in the house was safe unless it was locked in a cabinet.
Hyena . About the size of a dog , with enough teeth
to scare a great white shark .
Without the fence there , it woulda’ just eaten his face off !
I doubt he’ still be standing there wanting to pet the hyena if the fence wasn’t there.
Why do they cut these videos off before the real action beings?
Hyena laughs, “this flea is for you”.