Sriracha pizza pretty much sells itself, right? But an ad agency in Israel thought Domino’s needed some promotional material with a bit more kick.
Hence this severed tongue, dressed in leather with a ball gag in its mouth, ready for a good whipping.
“You’re going to suffer and enjoy every moment,” the text warns.
The image, from advertising agency McCann Israel, was reportedly “leaked” online even though the ad was never intended to be published and never was.
Tim McIntyre, a rep for Dominos, told People Magazine that it was pitched but never approved.
“It never ‘officially’ appeared anywhere, because it was ill-advised, unfunny and not brand-appropriate,” McIntyre said. “In a word, it was stupid.”
I bet it doesn’t seem so stupid to them now that it’s getting all this online attention.
On Twitter, Domino’s is telling people that the ad was “unauthorized.”
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Females are the same across species.
Snagglepuss. “Heavens to mergatroid even”.
Waiter! My lamb chops have a wheel in them.
Mary?
That’s sweet. Couldn’t walk and gave it wheels.
Jealous much?
that my fuckn line!
Only line you got
Protective mama.
Don’t touch that nasty human , they carry Coronavirus !
Vegas
Security!
Democratic cafeteria, Washington DC.
A lot of work for a paperweight.
Some insect “sculptures” on Etsy for a lot of money that don’t look half as good nor likely involved half as much work.
Not slammin’ you here Vic , But if you can’t do this kind of thing ,
(And I can and do ) you wouldn’t understand WHY
someone would spend so much time on such a little thing .
It’s not necessarily the end product , but the Creating it that gets us off .
When people ask me why I made something , I tell them ,
“Because I CAN “.
Peace Sister .
Man, you been a naughty boy, you trapped me in a net
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Once again, No good deed goes unpunished
CWF…Cat Wrestling Federation
Their both pussies.
Finally what we’ve been waiting for
“Must be jelly, ’cause jam don’t shake like that.”
I could eat a whole bowl full of jello watching this one gif.
More scary than a fake virus.
Where’s the F’ng shotgun…robots give me the heeby geebys. Especially Cornholio Virus robots
WHO concurred with Chinese scientists who concluded that robot spider corona virus evolved naturally.
The corona bug.
Play soccer much?
I got 2/3 of my new champagne glasses today.
I used to get my head smacked for blowing bubbles in my milk.
It’s clear who’s the bigger stud, eh?
Kung Fool…weed hopper it is not yet time for you to go
Hurry, Boo-boo before Ranger Smith finds out we escaped.
Aww, another protective mama.
Unlike humans , who routinely abort their own .
Bull 1
Matador 0
Olé fuck!
Strong Safety blind slide blitz
I ALWAYS root for the bull.
Bullseye?
Hillary , Obama and Schiff .
Or pick your favorite 3 .
Its reusable. Just need to pick multiples of three and KEEP GOING!!!!!!
Reusable , true . But lamp posts work just as well .
Exponential to the 3rd Power……..I could go a long long ways before running out of candidates for hell!
AMEN Brother !
Unless these are central bankers, you’re spoiling the mood, nkit.
When we’re Comey’s, Brennan’s, and Mueller’s trials?
Tribunal grand finally.
I’m claiming that this is a clip from an old western movie. Thus, they are dummies, and still no one has been killed on Friday Fail… So, we’ve got that going for us.-
“Which is nice .”
Those thighs are just begging to know what a bald head feels between them.
sudden urge to read braille for some reason…
AWD would have loved this.
I certainly hope she isn’t planning on skateboarding on that gravel road, or she is going to scrape those things right off when she falls.
I’d like to pull her strings.
How does one define “Problem”???
Hey , the takeoff went well !
That’s a bad F’ng fact right there.
Not an auspicious start to the journey.
Boeing having a shit load of bad luck.
Hahahahaha!
From that plate, I assume I don’t want to see her naked.
Maybe the guy won the lotto at the local whorehouse and gets free vagina for life?
BOTH
That’s the car of an OB-GYN
If she needs help finding them my number is [REDACTED].
How come she can look but I can’t?
Look down your shit and spell attic.
I could never be a woman, because that’s all I’d ever do.
Bob told me long ago if I sucked his dick my boobs would grow. They sure did but his dick shrank.
Oh, that’s why you said, “Boner petite,” before you blew me last night.
M-m-marvelous mammalia!
“Let the Dogs Out!”
Guess he forgot how ladders work.
That’s going to leave a bruise the size of Rhode Island
Ha, I was root’n for the tree.
My eyes!!!….My eyes!!!….
Waiting on you, Bob.
Why do you think I left the restaurant?
Nkit you bastard….eye bleach??? Where’s the F’ng eye bleach.????
That’s where they ought to be sending Weinstein for 27 years.
He would rather promise to rat out Hi LIAR y and commit Arkancide.
How’d you get a picture of my ole lady. Nikky! I swear, if I ever catch you in my trailer!!!
Me, too, honey, before I make a mess.
Now there’s a life skill that will serve you well in the future !
I think cupid’s arrow just pierced my dick.
Put that in the olympics and then I’ll watch it.
Between the costumes and the bodies, rhythmic gymnastics comes close.
Her first gif is better, where she takes the arrow out of her quiver.
Back in Black
Does she cook breakfast
Who cares? Just eat her.
My groin wants to spoon with her.
Bootyful
Aaaath, tathe likth thun than oilth.
Perfect.
With this one NKIT , I will forgive you for that previous
MIND DESTROYING , EYE BLINDING , previous post .
You know which one I mean .
She said yes!
Me thinks he didn’t get a sandwich or much else for quite awhile.
Bo Derek stand in?
Public bidet
Public douche.
pubic douche..
Public bidet, must be France
Notice that she didn’t run away from it.
I’m seein’ stars
That kind of trouble can make a man change Gods.
The stars at night are big and bright…
Name tags optional?
God Bless America!
One more time!
Get me a bucket
This coronavirus is fake news, so . . .
Mr. Creosote after his last 2 year diet. Still couldn’t resist that thin mint, though.
+1000
points of light,
friend
Ripe for the plucking.
Those ain’t lemons in that shirt
That’s incredible! How did the red circle get bigger?
And you thought the global puppetmasters only pulled the politician’s strings.
What the hell am I seeing? It looks like they’re getting tripped up by a cable but I can’t see it.
Okay, you got my attention.
The camera man needs a kick in the stink
I love scratch n sniff.
Jedi Cat strikes again.
Cats probably quite pleased with himself.
Been There , Done That . Got the T-shirt .
(and the 8 broken bones) .
But funny , I don’t remember a cat watching .
? ? ?
Pawed that bitch!
That’s gonna leave a mark
That’s what happens when you “limp wrist ” your pistol .
Some people should no t be allowed near a weapon of any kind.
Democrats mostly .
Honestly, if more people actually held a gun in their hand and had the opportunity to see the fun in target practice (even if just with a smaller caliber gun like a .22LR), I think there would be far less insanity on the gun issue. Millions who oppose guns completely, have NEVER even held a gun, let alone fired one. My wife, while not anti-gun, was always afraid of loud noises, “bangs,” etc. because of the trauma her brother put her through as a child (firecrackers, etc.). Then she went shooting (with him and me actually), and enjoyed the hell out of it. Once she saw that she could finally control when the “bang” happens, she got over any other issues, and now loves shooting. But indeed, some folks truly should only be shown how to but the barrel in their mouths before pulling the trigger.
True Brother ! And it’s really only golf with noise .
( little ball inna hole . little bullet inna circle )
But then again , these same people are out right now
panic buying ass wipe .
Looks like Hardscrabble Farmer’s doin‘.
Honey I’m home
*HONK*
The Pink Panther strikes again.