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Sriracha pizza pretty much sells itself, right? But an ad agency in Israel thought Domino’s needed some promotional material with a bit more kick.

Hence this severed tongue, dressed in leather with a ball gag in its mouth, ready for a good whipping.

“You’re going to suffer and enjoy every moment,” the text warns.

The image, from advertising agency McCann Israel, was reportedly “leaked” online even though the ad was never intended to be published and never was.

Tim McIntyre, a rep for Dominos, told People Magazine that it was pitched but never approved.

“It never ‘officially’ appeared anywhere, because it was ill-advised, unfunny and not brand-appropriate,” McIntyre said. “In a word, it was stupid.”

I bet it doesn’t seem so stupid to them now that it’s getting all this online attention.

On Twitter, Domino’s is telling people that the ad was “unauthorized.”

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484 Comments
nkit
nkit
March 13, 2020 2:38 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:06 pm

I’d be in jail for kicking the statues ass…hope they’d give me clean underwear.

ELF
ELF
  Cow Doctor
March 13, 2020 5:34 pm

Nah , they were too busy cleaning out their shorts .

nkit
nkit
March 13, 2020 2:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:30 pm

My cat’s cuts are more important than queer youth.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
March 14, 2020 2:19 am

Yes!

nkit
nkit
March 13, 2020 2:39 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:07 pm

Original German Paratroopers pre WW II, talk about BAMFs

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Cow Doctor
March 13, 2020 3:20 pm

Soviets.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  overthecliff
March 13, 2020 3:54 pm

Either way BAMFs

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:33 pm

For passengers deplaning above Kinshasa, thank you for flying Congo Air.

nkit
nkit
March 13, 2020 2:40 pm

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Lgr
Lgr
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:26 pm

Sultry & sexy
Leave a man smitten
Love to be strokin’
The fur on this kitten.

With just the right touch
Could really make her purr,
& Kit, for these photos,
I Thank You, Sir.

nkit
nkit
March 13, 2020 2:40 pm

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TC
TC
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:29 pm

What’s the tensile strength on that fabric anyway?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 14, 2020 12:06 pm

Air conditioning is always a plus.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 18, 2020 1:51 am

nkit, We appreciate all that you do, but no Ginger fix this week? I am so disappointed . What has the world come to ?

nkit
nkit
March 13, 2020 2:40 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:09 pm

nkit Thanks, made my Friday. To everyone else RED, Remember Everyone Deployed. GermX is your friend.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:09 pm

Definitely taken in Downtown Sturgis during the Rally ?

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 13, 2020 3:50 pm

nkit, stop posting pictures of your wife. It smacks of favoritism.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
March 13, 2020 4:44 pm

she demanded equal billing…

TC
TC
March 13, 2020 3:33 pm
nkit
nkit
March 13, 2020 3:34 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
March 13, 2020 4:24 pm

Need to package poison ivy and sell it to the city slickers.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
March 13, 2020 5:14 pm

Thistle. Wild Raspberry.

Lgr
Lgr
March 13, 2020 8:41 pm

On Sunday Morning Classical, one of the mafioso describes Barber’s Adagio as a ‘hauntingly beautiful’ tune.
I.e., sad, when coupled to emotional video, but still good music.

This one is similar in some respects, and the video is a tough one to watch.
The message is clear.
If you indulge, know when to stop, and don’t let it get the better of you.
Likewise, when heartbreak hits, work toward a healing acceptance,
if at all possible. Your overall health depends on it.

On this one, the dobro, the voice of Alison Kraus, and harmony with Brad Paisley just might cause a tear or two to fall from yer peepers,
if’n you don’t have a heart of stone.
Forgiveness.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Lgr
March 13, 2020 9:56 pm

That’s a good un’. A mighty fine a pickin’ and a singin’.

nkit
nkit
  Lgr
March 13, 2020 10:55 pm

well produced..hits hard…

Dejoh Denny
Dejoh Denny
March 13, 2020 8:44 pm

Thanks again for some of the best snickers of the week. And what a week it was.

ELF
ELF
  Dejoh Denny
March 13, 2020 8:54 pm

Amen Brother ! ( psssst , wanna buy some TP ? $10 a roll )

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  ELF
March 13, 2020 9:57 pm

I have the Cornholio Virus, must have TP for the almighty bungholio.

ELF
ELF
  Cow Doctor
March 14, 2020 10:20 pm

Uh Huh Huh Huh !

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  ELF
March 13, 2020 10:11 pm

Is it green and organic?

ELF
ELF
  TN Patriot
March 14, 2020 10:57 pm

If it’s green and organic yer supposed to SMOKE it TN ,
not wipe with it .
Although I have had some that smelled like butt .