Everyone sounds like Darth Vader with those surgical masks on, might as well look the part too right?
Personally I think Spaceballs would have been a better tailgate theme, but whatever, I’m not gonna argue with someone obsessed with bad guys.
This adequately sums up the last few weeks in the world. Be smart, be safe, I’d ask you to stop being so weird but we all know that’s not gonna happen.
I feel like this is one of those children’s games on a restaurant placemat where you have to connect the numbered dots to see the image.
Say it extra slow for the people!
On a scale of 1 to “greatest thing I’ve ever seen” this is maxed the F out!!!
Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest hair…you know what, I don’t even care. Either way I will follow you into the depths of hell.
Once again we see the unfair double standards of society! When I pull my pants down. take out my wenis and piss in a Walmart I get called a weirdo and a creep as I’m being arrested, but apparently when tiny Thor here takes out his hammer everything is whatevs. It’s all malarkey and I’m not gonna stand for it anymore!
This might be the worst drive-by tragedy since Notorious B.I.G.
“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.”
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You’re better off going to Walgreens.
Big ass on a scale of 1 to 10. The black one was a 15. The white one a 10. All of them are high class though.
Saw a story yesterday that Walmart is reporting a massive uptick in the sales of women’s TOPS, but not a comparable uptick in the sales of pants/skirts/etc. I guess when you only have to dress for the on-line video conference from home, you can sit around naked.
This certainly won’t work for ALL of the useless talking heads, but at least for the cuter ones (your applicable gender will apply), that are working and “reporting” from home, picture them sitting there with nothing on below the waist. Just something to provide a distraction while they drone on and on about how wonderful government is for saving us from this pandemic (that THEY likely caused).
Let the cleansing commence ….