The Coronavirus Encounters of an Average American Nobody

By Doug “Uncola” Lynn via TheBurningPlatform.com

Last week, I read an online article in my local paper telling of a 68-year-old gentleman who died from COVID-19. In the article, it described how the man had retired in the last year because of cancer. Then, two days later, my wife asked me if I had read the article.  When I said that I had, she responded:  “Scary, huh? He was healthy.”

I replied:  “What do you mean? He had underlying issues“.

And when we logged-on to read the article again, it was tagged as “updated 7 hours ago” and many of the words I’d read two nights before were…. gone. In the paragraph where it said he retired, it mentioned nothing of his cancer and instead described how the man was “active and enjoyed riding his bike”.

Of course, even a tin-foil-hat-wearing blogger like me would have a hard time believing that any conspiratorial pressure could be applied to my local paper.  Perhaps the family requested the change or the original article was in error. It’s hard to say.

But I do know what I read. And, the internet archive “Way Back Machine”  showed the URL as being updated on March 31, 2020 and again on April 2, 2020, but the initial article was not archived.  Now I wish I’d have taken a screenshot of, or printed, the original post.

Why?

Because of, as delineated in my last six Coronavirus articles, the dubious origins and timing of the outbreak, the coinciding events, how COVID-19 has been reported, and the questionable responses of governments and organizations around the world.

Everything is suspect and it’s not difficult to differentiate between reporting and propaganda; because there’s an agenda behind propaganda.  Always an agenda.  That said, it is difficult to discern truth in a bubble – which is basically what America has become – an electronic bubble full of colorful programming and strategic deception.

You can call me a conspiracy theorist and that’s fine; although I prefer critical thinker.  For example, is it a “conspiracy” when a pandemic “exercise” undertaken by specific “players” is publically known?   As stated in my last article:

….. there have been many oddities during the Coronavirus outbreak.  One peculiarity is how the same players consistently appear to advance the narrative; to wit, Bill Gates, John Hopkins University, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), and the World Health Organization (WHO).  These show up almost everywhere Coronavirus tales are told and, perhaps unsurprisingly, participated in the October 2019 Event 201 Pandemic Exercise – a near-exact simulation which took place a mere few weeks before the current COVID-19  outbreak went viral globally.

Even on the Event 201 website the “prominent individuals from global business, government, and public health” who participated were identified as “players” which, in fact, should be interpreted as practicing for the real thing.

Again, please note how an entity entitled the “World Economic Forum” co-sponsored the Event 201 exercise along with the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation & John Hopkins University:

Event 201

The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security in partnership with the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation hosted Event 201, a high-level pandemic exercise on October 18, 2019, in New York, NY. The exercise illustrated areas where public/private partnerships will be necessary during the response to a severe pandemic in order to diminish large-scale economic and societal consequences.

And now consider this article dated March 31, 2020 describing a “project” the World Economic Forum “has christened” as “Known Traveler Digital Identity (KTDI)”.

KTDI is a “surveillance-by-design” vision for tracking and control of travelers…

KTDI would use a blockchain-based distributed ledger to bind together, through an app on a traveler’s mobile device, all of the following data:

– Biometrics (initially facial images, possibly also fingerprints, etc.)

– Government-issued ID credentials (passport number, etc.)

– Travel history including logs of border crossings, hotel stays, and possibly also car rentals and/or other events

– Purchase logs and possibly bank account information and/or other financial and transaction records

– Pre-crime predictive “risk assessment” and profiling scores generated at each “intervention” point before and during each trip or transaction

Additionally, Microsoft founder Bill Gates has been all over the news lately advocating for new initiatives such as “disease surveillance, including a case database that is instantly accessible to relevant organizations, and rules requiring countries to share information” and “Digital Certificates  to be issued to those who have been tested for COVID-19.”

Gates has also recently offered his unsolicited national advice on “best-case scenarios” for American “total isolation” measures as well as “social distancing” and “mandated shutdowns”.   Moreover, during a CNN Global Town Hall on March 26, 2020 Gates outlined three steps for the U.S. Government’s response to the COVID-19 outbreak to include lockdown, testing, and vaccination.

Did you vote to elect Bill Gates to advise on public policy in America?  Because I didn’t.  Was he appointed by someone?  Because, paradoxically, we’re witnessing the founder of a software company that spies on its customers now advising a government that violates the constitutional rights of its citizens.

Should it be any surprise, therefore, the response to COVID-19 has served the Orwellian ends of tyranny, centralization, and control?

In an article from early March 2020 entitled “Six Reasons Why Covid-19 Fails The Sniff Test”, I wrote:

It also has become completely obvious that certain names/entities consistently appear in the COVID-19® coverage (in both the mainstream and alternative media): The Gates Foundation, John Hopkins University, and UK’s The Guardian.

And a recent article posted a few days ago described nine governors of U.S. states “resisting stay-at-home orders”  and how the pressure brought to bear on them has been formidable; perhaps not unlike the pressure American citizens now face if they don’t wear masks in public. Contained in the above-linked article is a map courtesy of The Guardian, Event 201 sponsor John Hopkins University and, apparently, George Orwell:

Notice how the polka-dots are blood-red?  It’s like the splatter on a wall at a murder scene – all for psychological effect.  Because nothing is random.

In the meantime, citizen journalists are ignoring their shelter-in-place orders to see if there are other reasons why “authorities” want people to remain in their homes.  The below video demonstrates a stark contrast between official Orwellian narratives versus the cell-phone footage of multiple Americans at various hospitals around the country.  It is over 27-minutes in length but, at the very least, view the 4.5-minute segment from the 17:45 mark to the 22:23 mark where an administrator of an urgent care facility assaults a citizen journalist for merely asking questions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk

Furthermore, other videos have been posted online including dummies being used in (apparently) staged pandemic footage and one even by a hospital worker who claims Coronavirus is a lie.

Can you explain this?  Because I can’t.  In fact, it raises more questions.  Why would locals participate in a cover-up?  What kind of leverage could be applied on them to lie? And if there is something amiss afoot – as the multiple videos seem to show – wouldn’t there at least be some more whistleblowers? I mean, wouldn’t more patriots emerge to confirm any deception and pressure?  And, why haven’t the videos been censored on YouTube?

Regardless, look around and see how far the entire nation has progressed in such a short time.

This last weekend, I drove to a big box store for some lumber and outdoor supplies as the wife rode along to pick up a few items at a nearby grocery. Inside the big box retail center, several customers were wearing masks and some had on rubber gloves. The cashiers now check people out behind sheets of plexiglas as the new authoritarian messaging sounds “social-distancing” instructions overhead and even now barks orders up from the floor: “WAIT HERE”

At the grocery, I remained in the rig as the wife completed her shopping.  A masked female Caucasian placed her items in her car, doused her hands with sanitizer, lit up a smoke, and then drove away. Another woman returned to an SUV where her husband and kids awaited. The man popped the hatch and secured their groceries as his wife returned the cart. They both hand sanitized and drove away. A black woman exited, got in her car, checked her phone and drove away.

There’s no denying the fact COVID-19 has, at the very least, infected the minds of the masses. It has become a VERY big deal worldwide. Perhaps because it is a bioweapon killing legions of folks. Yet I told my wife I’m having difficulty accepting the new dystopia because my instincts tell me the billionaires have gaslighted the world – that it’s an illuminati mind-f*ck.

Still, at the same time, I know a young man who recently came back from spring break and now has all of the COVID-19 symptoms. He was denied a test by his local hospital and told to self-quarantine. Then my wife read me a tweet from a nurse who said not to believe any of the reports we see on television. She said they’re only working half shifts at her hospital.

And, yet, the psychological suppression is complete in all but a few, and most Americans now remain in shock. They’re scared because it has become such a big deal. They see it every day; many from behind their masks.

Currently, small businesses have collapsed and Wal-Mart has gained new dictatorial powers to the point of restricting how people can move and shop in their stores; and concurrently denying the ability of customers to grow their own food by mandating garden items as NON-essential.

Undeniably, the Centralizers have the momentum.  Or, rather, the momentum has been building for decades.  Anything outside the domain of the Centralizers has been deemed a threat: growing food, harvesting rainwater, or even treating COVID-19 with malaria drugs and/or hydroxychloroquine.

Coronavirus has become the musical force of musician Frank Zappa’s “Joe’s Garage” that so threatened the “Central Scrutinizer”:

 This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER… it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven’t been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty….

.. Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won’t conflict with the Constitution … which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE.

It remains to be seen whether the New Society transitions into tyrannical centralization or neo-localism; even if the momentum currently favors the former.   To be sure, we have progressed to the point it would take a nation of rugged individualists and freethinkers, indeed, to turn this coronavirus-riddled ship around in time to arrive in a new age of innovation, localism, and self-reliance.

But, hey, anything can happen, right?

Well, maybe not.

No matter what, though, understand this:  The billionaires are completely committed. They’ve crossed the Rubicon; they’ve passed the point of no return.  They can’t go back because this either ends with them against walls and hanging from ropes or with the masses in digital chains. And they’re very close to succeeding.

It’s a war. And, so far, the momentum is on one side.

It is possible the narrative may be unraveling, however, because I know some sleepy sheeple who are now questioning the official reports. So maybe it means we’re close too. But close never wins anything. Not in a war.

In the meantime, the media onslaught is dialed to maximum volume.   The other night I saw a commercial on TV where the following message was repeated several times:

Staying home saves lives!

And I started to wonder if that wasn’t a threat?

We also now have helicopters flying above American public spaces dictating Orwellian messages to the proles:

For your own safety and for your family’s safety, please maintain social distancing“.

Doesn’t that sound like a threat? I might think so if I didn’t fully understand how government’s throughout history have always been completely dedicated to the welfare of their citizens.  The State is here to protect and serve, correct?  Because…  if even TIGERS in a New York Zoo can get Coronavirus, then it must be bad. Super bad. We must be protected. We must be safe.

And the babies!  The poor little babies.

We must think of the children!

I wonder if historians looking back on this time will comprehend the paradoxes:  As societies ostensibly sought to save each other, they oppressed one another; in a time of social distancing families sheltered-in-place together; and, as headlines screamed, people wearing masks were silent.

A few nights ago, I looked up at the stars and they seemed more intimately near for some reason. I was thinking about summer coming soon and thought of the neighbor kids home from school playing under the sun.

I contemplated the old Bible stories: Of those who built their houses on sand compared to those who built on a solid foundation. How the storms came and the wind blew, and all was carried away but for some. Also Noah’s Ark and the fate of those drowning unprepared.

I considered Neo in The Matrix as well, when my kid and I were experimenting with Zoom video conferencing while on two separate floors of the same home. We were exploring privacy settings and I wanted to see some of the hosting configurations so I stepped away from my office to go look through the other portal.  Soon, I was peering down back into my own tiny world. Without me, my office looked like a set on a Hollywood stage. It was surreal. Like I had passed on and was floating above…. or merely remembering.  I wondered if there was a difference.

Coronavirus has driven us even further into the grid – where gnostic spirits, and hidden eyes, can see. And strange ears hear. The cameras now peer into private honeycombs all throughout an immense hive of lives separated.

My own custom-built system has no camera or audio capabilities, but I can hook up a video/audio feed through USB and disconnect when not in use. Of course, all the Zoom settings default away from privacy; like our smart(?)phones and all of the other apps in the Matrix.

It won’t be a virus that kills us in the end.  History will show we died of convenience.

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Author: Uncola

I am one who has found the road less traveled while remaining a whiskered, whispering witness to the world. I hope what you just considered was worth the price and time spent. www.TheTollOnline.com

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 7, 2020 7:14 am

You are only free if you exercise your rights, no one can make you fearful without your acquiescence.

The battle space in this war is between your ears.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  hardscrabble farmer
April 7, 2020 11:22 am

The scariest Globalist projections being thrown around by government today are things are never going to be the same and this is the new normal.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Eyes Wide Shut
April 7, 2020 12:13 pm

Things aren’t going to be the same, perhaps not in the way that they intend.

I have interesting conversations with all kinds of people everyday and all I can say is that if anyone thinks that this is trending in the direction of people demanding more of the same, that’s not the case.

I guess we’ll see.

CCRider
CCRider
  hardscrabble farmer
April 7, 2020 12:41 pm

All of us are going through a real soul searching. There are millions of (former) progressives rethinking their premises now that Bernie and AOC caved on the bail-out bill. Tucker aired a segment last night of some WHO Nazi saying it may likely come down to taking family members away for their own good. What would you do if they come for your family members? I know fucking A what I’ll do. Listen to the 1st minute and a half, at least:

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  hardscrabble farmer
April 7, 2020 2:26 pm

The world is being completely prepped and played for the coming new world order.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Eyes Wide Shut
April 8, 2020 3:19 pm

Like JFK or someone famous once said “The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.” That has not and will never change as long as anybody but Jesus rules this orb. Them and They will always be trying to take your Gold, your land and trying to tell you what to do.

cynicles
cynicles
  Harrington Richardson
April 8, 2020 5:09 pm

– Pre-crime predictive “risk assessment” and profiling scores generated at each “intervention” point before and during each trip or transaction

Paging Philip K Dick.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Harrington Richardson
July 13, 2020 4:33 pm

Goldwater said it.

Cynicles
Cynicles
  Eyes Wide Shut
April 8, 2020 5:05 pm

Obvious to most that parse the aisles of TBP.

This is a dry run.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Cynicles
April 8, 2020 7:16 pm

Indubitably.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  Cynicles
April 9, 2020 8:22 am

It’ll be loads of fun when it goes hot.

Spud
Spud
  hardscrabble farmer
April 7, 2020 6:42 pm

I hope you might be sharing some of those conversations in writing very soon, please. I would be extremely interested in reading them.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Spud
April 7, 2020 7:11 pm

Working on it now.

Paulita Senorita
Paulita Senorita
  hardscrabble farmer
April 8, 2020 2:30 am

i’m uploading mags stuff to you tube now

Robert Gore
Robert Gore
  hardscrabble farmer
April 7, 2020 10:38 pm

HSF

Words of hope.

13:13
13:13
  Robert Gore
April 8, 2020 2:33 am

said robert bore

1 Corinthians 13:13 King James Version (KJV)

13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

Maggie G
Maggie G
  hardscrabble farmer
April 8, 2020 2:29 am

I film all my conversations. I have one with an enraged farmer (80s) who blasted his opinion out and told me he really HOPED I could get someone out there to hear him.

I told him I was trying but am not very interesting to fancy farmers, only dumb hicks like me.

Now...Live Footage from the Future
Now...Live Footage from the Future
  hardscrabble farmer
April 10, 2020 5:30 pm

This has been my surprising experience, also. I’ve written opinion pieces and letters in our city newspaper and have been gratified that the criticism I get seems to come from the same few people who think we should be grateful when we’re loaded onto boxcars if someone says it’s out of “an abundance of caution.”

People who are well-read, low information voters, both seem to feel something is very “not right” here. I personally believe TPTB are going for broke on this one because their analysis shows the window of opportunity is closing on them. Maybe it is the major disconnect between MSM and most people, maybe the inability of the C(IA)ongress to make anything stick on Trump. For whatever reason, it appears to me they believe this is the last sweet spot they have for making it all happen.

I think this is the last best time to yell it from the rooftops. They already have everyone in the database of To Be Detained. You calling attention to yourself now is not adding any risk, but adding numbers of people who are not going to go along for the ride can save you/us.

As a last resort, decide NOW if you are going to live on your knees or die on your feet. Maybe if it goes south at first we won’t be here to see the SOBs swing like pinatas. But if that’s so, perhaps someone who knew what you did for the Truth will remember it, write a story or song, and your name will be blessed among those who enjoy freedom because of it. I think that would be a pretty darn good ending to a life worth living.

4th Turner
4th Turner
  Eyes Wide Shut
April 8, 2020 2:33 am

Just relax & take a chill-pill! Sit back, chill-ax, and let your mind go….into the very near future guided by manifestations of the mainstream-media-trip… not EWS, but EWO yo!

Pagan Truth Seeker
Pagan Truth Seeker
  4th Turner
April 8, 2020 12:51 pm

That was intense.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Eyes Wide Shut
April 8, 2020 5:23 pm

1984 was meant to be a warning.

“Winston Smith worked at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting past articles to fit the party’s needs of the moment, and aid in cultural conditioning of the masses, to better control them”…..
Looks like your dead guy got “Winstoned”, Doug.

Get ready for your Two Minutes of Hate, Everyone!!!

Today, 1984 has become an instruction manual.

M G
M G
  hardscrabble farmer
April 9, 2020 10:07 pm

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Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
April 7, 2020 7:14 am

Doug.
Well said. Dying of convenience.
We are Now living on the set of “The Expendables”. Or dying on it.

Derp
Derp
  Fleabaggs
April 7, 2020 3:59 pm

Submission? Tough to weave so much conherently for a brief post. Anyway…

David Icke helped me tie these things together. Credit due.

The test was developed to find cancer decades ago. The creator strongly argued against its use in infectious disease as it could confirm general sickness in the body… When a cell is sick it secretes an exosome that looks like a (virus). This can happen due to ENVIRONMENTAL TOXICITY (it’s everywhere), stress and fear response, general sickness/dis-ease, ELECTRIC FIELD disturbance, …

The human body is electrical. The brain communicates by signal. Cellular service, radar and such, Wi-Fi, BT, etc all interfere with this. Rumors are the newest 5g is based on military tech known as active denial and what not. It is a much more powerful signal than previous gens.

This is rolling out in big cities worldwide. Places like wuhan and lombardi were, and were also known to have high air pollution, and also were first and hardest hit. Could all of this be what is making sick people sicker? City folk, coexisting morbidity, the elderly? That seems to be the worst of what’s happening.

Could anyone test positive at this point? Why do the numbers say that throughout the world a normal number of people combined have died so far, if this is so ferocious that everyone must stop work and STAY HOME? It’s true, seasonal flu and others are still leading this Shutdown (virus).

But you do have to save that one life (and obey with no say)… But are you aware of the numbers that die every day in such a large population? With or without a test that can and will show positive, only not for a/this supposed (virus)? What response is proportionate to save that one life? From what was it exactly again? Anyway the cure(VAX), so you can go back to Normal…?, is right around the corner.

Why is the gates man and others of his ilk (you know), who have and continue to advocate for less people, now publicly calling shots without medical expertise? Something in it for them? Financially? Or, have you ever look into their histories, say gates and both of his parents? Know anything about eugenics? What else?

What is real if it all Officially conflicts? Inversion? Subversion? Maybe full spectrum dominance with some silent weapons for quiet wars? Oh my. Maybe devised in a D.U.M.B., that was financed off the sweat of your back, by way of (the FED). (They) think of the best things.

Why? Exercise in obey? As cover for crooked economy with unfathomable trillions added? conjured? Pulled out of ass? Where does that lead?

Roll out other agenda ideas? Everyone identified as much as possible by face and app and quantum dot, maybe RFID? Remove cash, as it’s dirty, makes you sick, should be better controlled anyway? Another reason to poison you with a needle? Something maybe more sinister and not widely advocated such as all of the above?

Much more going on yet, this is just one above ground action taking place. I also really hate that the sky is injected with poison and the fallout goes in my lungs, in the water, and in the food. Not to mention pesticides and other artificial chemicals in food and house items. The general falseness of it all, legal propaganda from media and gov. It’s all kinda fucked. What the hell will be next??

More? There is a LOT more, but I’m sure that’s already beyond the pale for most. As morpheus told us, those that are so inured, so dependent on a system, that they fight to protect what is their demise. They say I’m the one that’s not Normal.

More rainbows and unicorns next time. Trophies to all who read to here. Don’t go melting on me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Derp
April 7, 2020 8:52 pm

Doesn’t David Icke dislike all of us (ordinary) Rh negative folks? Am I wrong?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 7, 2020 9:54 pm

Yes, I also am one of the unaltered Rh negative people with all of the traits.. widows peak, second and middle toe longer than great toe, extra floating rib, 150+ IQ, body temp normally below 97, have never even had the common cold in 50 years, 6’3″ with the long lanky build , hazel/ green eyes etc etc.
My ancestry cannot be traced to Africa and nobody can explain where my variation of homo sapiens comes from..

swimologist
swimologist
  Anonymous
April 8, 2020 11:57 pm

Where did you get your 150+ I.Q. determination, an online test? STFU, dumbass

Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
  Derp
April 10, 2020 7:04 am

Essentially American’s are among the sickest people on Earth. Our diseases are largely tied to our poor life style. I suspect that most so called COVID-19 cases are not COVID-19 but something else or they are simply being attributed to the evil croner virush…oh my. This was a false flag plandemic from the get go anyone who can think for themselves can see this. Unfortunately the vast majority of folks live in a kind of MSM matrix and will never see the truth.

No Apathy
No Apathy
April 7, 2020 7:18 am

As Genghis Kahn stated – “good soil makes poor warriors”

Lebowski
Lebowski
  No Apathy
April 7, 2020 9:04 am

Khan , Genghis Kahn lives in Borough Park, Brooklyn

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Lebowski
April 7, 2020 12:28 pm

No, that’s Madeline Kahn … and she’s buried in brooklyn.

😉

Mel Brooks' penis
Mel Brooks' penis
  Anthony Aaron
April 7, 2020 12:48 pm

…and I was buried deep in Madeline not all that long ago.

TS and EC come see
TS and EC come see
  Mel Brooks' penis
April 8, 2020 2:35 am
Apple
Apple
April 7, 2020 7:28 am

A fine article. Enjoyed the perspective.

flash
flash
April 7, 2020 7:43 am

” He had underlying issues .”

As many do, yet the CDC is still encouraging MDs to count deaths of any that have flu or pneumonia symptoms, regardless of the presence any other disease as due to Covid 19 when it may be anything but.
The cause of death on a death certificate is matter of opinion and it is up to the MD’s discretion to call the cause. This makes the death by Covid stats flowing out of the CDC highly suspect, because overpaid worthless bureaucrats will do anything is takes to justify their weaselly existence. And that’s a universal truth.

Montana physician Dr. Annie Bukacek discusses how COVID 19 death certificates are being manipulated

Dr. Bukacek is a longtime Montana physician with over 30 years’ experience practicing medicine. Signing death certificates is a routine part of her job.

In this brief video, Dr. Bukacek blows the whistle on the way the CDC is instructing physicians to exaggerate COVID 19 deaths on death certificates.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  flash
April 7, 2020 11:01 am

She is not the only doc talking about that.

niebo
niebo
  Mary Christine
April 7, 2020 4:24 pm

That the numbers are being doped is criminal

Pete
Pete
  flash
April 7, 2020 6:52 pm

I have stopped considering death rates by cause and am just watchng total death rates per geographic area from all causes. You’ll find at least so far that the rates have not jumped tremendously from flat annual averages. When New York is showing us several thousand a day, then we’ll be talking problems. Do that rate for a month it will be hard to say that was just front loading the count to an otherwise above average year.

Steve
Steve
April 7, 2020 7:59 am

This has been posted several times. Can it gain traction and will we assert our status as a free people?

The Covid-19 pandemic:
I don’t doubt it is communicable and that many people will become ill and some will even die but the effects and damage caused by this quarantine is far more devastating than the disease itself. As free people, I hope you will contribute to the cause of freedom by forwarding the below statement to everyone you can think of who supports the thought of people being free and participate yourself in this endeavor

On Easter 12 April 2020, we the people of the United States will no longer recognize the quarantine dictums of local, state and federal agencies. We, being free people, choose this day to end any and all quarantine measures of our choosing and from this date forward will reopen our stores, return to work and move in society as appropriate for a free and independent people.

Now to get it viral.

“It is a dangerous notion that we need a government to protect us from ourselves.”
Ron Paul

“As government expands, liberty contracts.”
Ronald Reagan

“Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.”
Benjamin Franklin

“Whenever you put your faith in big government for any reason, sooner or later you wind up an apologist for mass murder.”
Karl Hess

splurge
splurge
  Steve
April 7, 2020 8:20 am

Whenever you put your faith in big government for any reason, sooner or later you wind up an apologist for mass murder.”

Or an advocate I surmise.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
April 7, 2020 8:28 am

When everything seems manufactured and it’s impossible to differentiate between what’s real and what isn’t anymore it’s over. They won.

Donkey
Donkey
  Eyes Wide Shut
April 7, 2020 11:21 am

You mean, when THE TRUTH NO LONGER EXISTS?

Maggie G
Maggie G
  Donkey
April 8, 2020 2:50 am

Should I expect a postcard in the mail to confirm you are a real person and not one of the many “characters” or caricatures or dopple gangbangers here at the Tea Bea Pea?

It will be worth it. The stuff is good stuff. It might go Aluminum.

I met the guidance counselor at the closest “school” and she is excited about being able to bring kids out to learn about raising rabbits. (It is the Marquand-Zion School https://www.mz.k12.mo.us/) Montessi type school And, since she is a huntress herself, agrees that offering them rabbit meat to take home in tiny jars might eliminate the nonsensical food aversions people have over eating animals which God gave us dominion over.

And, like Churchill, the preposition rule is one with which I shall not up with put.

https://www.mz.k12.mo.us/

The community outreach here has been PHENOMENAL.

Someone created a little ray of hope by setting down little red, white and blue rocks all over the place here. (and several loads of mormon beans which cook up like regular beans)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Eyes Wide Shut
April 9, 2020 9:07 pm

Sounds like Bill Casey.

Patricat
Patricat
April 7, 2020 8:46 am

If gov’t officially removes your job/income/property, I believe it is a 5th Amendment “taking” which must be compensated at full market value, according to the Constitution.
In other words, they must pay everyone’s full wages for as long as the stay-home order stands, or they cannot have a stay-home order.
If gov’t wants to play, they must pay.
Some lawyer should bring a suit about this.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  Patricat
April 7, 2020 8:54 am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Good luck with that.

splurge
splurge
  Patricat
April 7, 2020 9:25 am

Its one of the reasons all of the courts are closed.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Patricat
April 7, 2020 11:09 am

Maybe you could elucidate exactly where government gets its money to “pay” for these “takings.”

Here’s a hint:
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
April 10, 2020 6:15 pm

Some folks have an opposite take

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Not sure how much satire is in the Burr meme. It seems some mean it to be taken literally.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 7, 2020 8:50 am

From 3/21 to 4/4 I was in Hopkins hospital for infectious issues , immune suppressed following a kidney transplant 7 years ago . I have been immune suppressed that entire time and thanks to my daily regiment I do better than most . I was born with PKD , a condition that renders your kidneys useless between 30 & 50 . Thanks to the active professional care I receive by a team of “TOP GUN” doctors and nurses I continued to work pay taxes and pay for a college degree for my child . The team pulled the rip cord on me working with this coronavirus outbreak . I was informed to shelter and use extreme caution in writing . I have participated in studies because how well over all I’m doing because anti-rejection drugs can and do kick your ass . Fortunately I was a healthy BMF when this hit me . So kicking back and riding it out .
As for Hopkins Hospital , it’s all hands on deck with extreme professional concern and precautions . I’m living proof ‘

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
April 7, 2020 8:52 am

Watching people struggle to understand naked, broad daylight Psychological Operations is schadenfreude. It’s funny, but it’s really not. I should have never dated a woman in military intelligence and gotten secret clearances myself. Perception really is reality.

It remains to be seen whether the New Society transitions into tyrannical centralization or neo-localism; even if the momentum currently favors the former.

Everything is local during lockdown and “lockdown don’t work in the ‘hood.”

https://turtleboysports.com/social-distancing-in-springfield-productive-citizen-gets-shot-and-killed-in-drive-by-on-facebook-live-2-days-after-posting-about-how-real-n-words-do-drive-byes/

https://turtleboysports.com/

I’m so glad I spent two weeks in locked away in medical solitary jail starting March 13th-25th. Nothing gives you perspective like missing the first two weeks of Corona Lockdown. Personally, I hope useless, corrupt State-level Courts and worthless Blue State jails never reopen so the REPUBLICAN Feds can implement more smackdowns and deal with the EPIC treason.

MORE LOCK-DOWN FOLLIES PLEASE!
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Anonymous
Anonymous

WTF that’s nigger business as usual in Baltimore . Most white people know where not to go in Baltimore , basically inside the 695 beltway . It’s like swimming with Sharks some swimmers make it some lose parts of their bodies .
Sadly in Baltimore you cannot ever depend on the police force as a protection and daylight is no assurance either but rain and cold weather is your best cover

brewer55
brewer55
April 7, 2020 9:04 am

Doug, I read a lot of essays and articles each and every day. Your essay’s are different from many in that you have been successfully putting many puzzle pieces together that others aren’t. That is, other articles are usually focused on a one or a few core issues but you have been successful in bringing in a lot of data and tying it all together for very thought provoking analysis. Thank you.

Uncola
Uncola
  brewer55
April 7, 2020 10:12 am

Thank you, Brewer. Perhaps it’s a mere matter of ideological proximity – with uniform focus applied to both the forest and the trees.

Or, once again, like Popeye umpiring a baseball game: “I y’am what I y’am and I calls ’em likes I sees ’em.”

But, seriously, I appreciate it

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 7, 2020 9:15 am
EMPD
EMPD
April 7, 2020 9:32 am

Bill Gates is every bit as dangerous a psychopath as Soros, et al. Anyone who listens to him and his insane solutions is just a crazy & evil as he is. Time to muzzle and quarantine GATES and his cartel.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  EMPD
April 7, 2020 9:58 am

You are right but good luck with that. Nobody tells a guy with $100,000,000,000.00 to be quiet and stay home.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
  overthecliff
April 7, 2020 10:40 am

I used to work with a guy who did a remodeling job on Gates’ home.
According to him, workers were given a strict set of directions when to come and go, which areas they were allowed to be in, and had specific instructions not to interact with either Gates or his wife. It’s as if Gates didn’t trust them.
Weird, but understandable if you feared being harmed or kidnapped.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  e.d. ott
April 7, 2020 8:37 pm

Wife? That is not a wife, that is likely a tranny used to channel energy and direction from Baphomet.
Just sayin.
A pattern starts to emerge, kinda like those 3d Magik Eye pictures in the 90’s.

rivercity
rivercity
  e.d. ott
April 7, 2020 8:44 pm

Same as Hil-ug-lery. I think this is simply explained: THEY are superior, and don’t YOU dare even entertain the idea of interacting.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  overthecliff
April 7, 2020 8:32 pm

Not true, he got told to fuck on off from 2 marquee Boards, and has been on the literal warpath ever since.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  EMPD
April 7, 2020 11:06 am

He is ONLY dangerous because of the existence of government and its overwhelming power over our lives, freedom, liberty, economy, family, etc. 25% of all PCs are owned by the government. What a nice perk that must be. Plus, it makes it far more likely that businesses that will need to interact with the government will purchase a PC for file-sharing, etc. He did NOT earn all that money through voluntary exchange…that’s for damn sure.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  EMPD
April 7, 2020 8:31 pm

I auto suspect anyone with a Island….

overthecliff
overthecliff
April 7, 2020 9:54 am

When it comes to the Kung Flu a large dose of skepticism is called for.

gman
gman
April 7, 2020 9:56 am

and of course nobody here bought into the panic, did they?

Two Nasty Traits Of This Coronavirus, Typically Not Seen Together

yahsure
yahsure
April 7, 2020 10:39 am

This will help people get used to the way the Chinese live with the constant monitoring. The AI future will be similar. Reminds me of that movie”They Live”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 7, 2020 11:03 am

The press release from our worthless dictatorial mayor originally said “Seniors are REQUIRED to shelter in place.” News media outlets picked up on it, added it to their scrolling tickers at the bottom of the screen, etc. Within an hour it was changed to match the text of the executive order which said “recommended.” They claimed it was an “administrative error.” BULLSHIT. I have screen shots of both. Fortunately the truth of this tyrannical gesture is being widely shared in the city. Just more to terrorize the masses into compliance.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
April 7, 2020 11:22 am

You have really been pumping out the essays lately, Doug. Got more time on your hands do ya? They have all been good ones, too. I have been compiling stuff to send out in emails to prove this is a huge psyop to hide the power grab. Some of my sleepy friends have been waking up, too. But like you, I fear it will be too little too late. But that is no reason to stop trying because you never know, really, when it will be to late. I’m afraid it won’t be long, though.

You know my daughter is a nurse. Last week she came down with a garden variety head cold but had to stay home from work. They had her take the TEST last Friday and guess what? Lost in transit. She is on the schedule tomorrow but has to retest if she still has symptoms in order to get her sick pay. When she was there last Friday, she asked how many beds were taken. It’s a small 77 bed hospital about 35 miles from downtown KC and part of the sprawling suburbs. Only 20 beds were taken and they have just a couple of so called corona patients in the ICU. There is no PCU anymore. Just an ICU. If you are in the hospital, you are in the ICU which has about 12 or so beds now or in one of the other beds for various reasons. The ER was dead, as in, no one waiting. She sent me a FB image in a text that shows an unofficial hospital “census”. In other words, it’s a bunch of nurses from around the country responding to the question of how busy their hospital is. The response was most hospitals around the country have a low in-patient count.

I’m struggling with how much to resist. I’m leaning towards all out. Better to lose my body than my soul.

I wonder if the reason that they are still allowing youtube channels that are dissenting is so they can get an idea about how strong the resistance could be and who those people are.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
April 7, 2020 12:33 pm

Hospital in Magnolia Arkansas laying off people this week.

Two if by sea. Three if by BigBro
Two if by sea. Three if by BigBro
  Anonymous
April 7, 2020 1:33 pm

Hospital in Florida Capitol raising issue of lowering salaries. For all.

Uncola
Uncola
  Mary Christine
April 7, 2020 5:00 pm

Thanks. MC, for your commentpliments and the personal report. I was told today the young man who I referenced in my article (spring breaker) feels much better but still has a slight fever.

He was fine for a while after he returned home, but I’m sure he felt a surge of stress after self-quarantining for 14 days and finding out he lost his two jobs (one as a waiter) during that time. Maybe the stress took him down. Or, he may have caught the flu or, possibly, was even infected by a novel virus birthed in a Chinese wet market or level 4 bio-lab.

It’s just so hard to say these days, ya know?

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Uncola
April 7, 2020 5:25 pm

I’m sharing your article in an email because some people are starting to listen. For a long time I had quit doing stuff like that because it was a waste of time.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  Mary Christine
April 9, 2020 9:40 am
BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
April 7, 2020 11:23 am

Unc- I would hardly call you a average tin-foil-hat wearing blogger.

Agree that the billionaires are all on board with the plan. I bet they have a special cocktail party in Martha’s Vineyard for every 10,000 peons that check out of the world. Useless eaters are just….useless.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
April 7, 2020 11:45 am

At one of the daily presidential propaganda pushes Dr Birx, aka Dr Blinky, was dressed in evening wear. I could tell because they showed a side shot of her and her dress was floor length and you know, shiny-silky. I kept wondering where she was headed all gussied up like that. Ever notice they totally ignore the “social distancing” rule up there at the podium?

As far as the Blinky name, watch her. She is constantly blinking during those propaganda shows. I have heard that blinking alot shows that you are lying or you know that lies are being told.

StackingStock
StackingStock
  Mary Christine
April 7, 2020 12:00 pm

or she’s doing Morse code on what stocks to buy or dump. She doesn’t blink all the time either.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Mary Christine
April 7, 2020 12:16 pm

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She looks like Faye Dunaway’s less attractive, crazier sister.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
  hardscrabble farmer
April 8, 2020 12:36 am

That’s pretty well put.

The man-destroying #Metoo Mafia is more of a threat to the USA than the old gas-bag.
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https://tinyurl.com/u9aoqwr

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  hardscrabble farmer
April 9, 2020 9:43 am

Or Catherine O’Hara’s less attractive sister

Unsignificant
Unsignificant
  BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
April 7, 2020 5:04 pm

Yo Bea good to see ya

If ya see BB tell him to check in now & then

BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
  Unsignificant
April 7, 2020 9:04 pm

Ya know Unc, just last night I was a little worried about beebs and what may have happened to him . Folks are busy preparing these days, for what it’s not quite clear other than economic downfall. It is clear some folks are being retired. BB needs to check in for sure.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
April 7, 2020 12:25 pm

The new IDC codes from CDC … seem to mandate that wuhan virus will show up as the default CoD even if other factors are present …

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvss/coronavirus/Alert-2-New-ICD-code-introduced-for-COVID-19-deaths.pdf

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
April 7, 2020 12:33 pm

I’m not convinced that this is The Big Kahuna Burger. They are already gaslighting an even deadlier rebound of the Phantom virus this coming winter. If we get a window of relief from this lockdown be sure and use it to the max.

BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
BL- CURVE FLATTENED GOY
  Fleabaggs
April 7, 2020 12:53 pm

Flea- It’s official, the “pink moon” heralds the end of days. This is all biblical, wink…wink.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Fleabaggs
April 9, 2020 9:47 pm

First sentence of Wikipedia definition of herd immunity:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity

Herd immunity (also called herd effect, community immunity, population immunity, or social immunity) is a form of indirect protection from infectious disease that occurs when a large percentage of a population has become immune to an infection, whether through previous infections or vaccination, thereby providing a measure of protection for individuals who are not immune.[1][2]

“[T]hrough previous infections or vaccination.”

Which one do you NOT get when everyone is locked-down, sheltering in place, and social distancing?

If you don’t have the one, you will need the other.

Preventing the spread of infection among the healthy populace preserves a pristine “virgin” population ripe for future infection. This actually places the vulnerable at greater risk by short-circuiting herd immunity.

They are ENSURING a rebound of new, future infections by preventing infections among those who would survive said infection, develop immunity, and no longer be carriers.

As long as this mass-quarantine of the non-vulnerable continues, future epidemics and pandemics that will reach the vulnerable are guaranteed.

Unless, of course, you have a program of universal VACCINATION.

Eckbach
Eckbach
April 7, 2020 3:03 pm

This was all laid out ten years ago right down to China faring best because; “The Chinese government’s quick imposition and enforcement of mandatory quarantine for all citizens, as well as it’s instant and near-hermetic sealing off of all borders, saved millions of lives, stopping the spread of the virus far earlier than in other countries and enabling a swifter post-pandemic recovery.”
Scenarios for the Future…of Technology and International Development
by The Rockefeller Foundation and Global Business Network
May 2010
page 15
https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/sociopol_rockefeller10.htm#The_Scenario_Framework

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Eckbach
April 7, 2020 3:40 pm

Actually China is still not over this, they are simply lying again, that is how they operate.

Taiwan is completely over this event, they used big data and AI to track every citizen, with an app, to either: quarantine and enforce, or, to help diagnose, or, to help get on with life under lock down. Taiwan is the model that most western societies will follow, not the chi-coms.

gman
gman
  Anonymous
April 7, 2020 3:52 pm

“track every citizen, with an app, to either: quarantine and enforce, or, to help diagnose, or, to help get on with life under lock down. Taiwan is the model that most western societies will follow”

whether they want to or not?

Uncola
Uncola
  Anonymous
April 7, 2020 4:47 pm

As posted by Echbach above:

“The Chinese government’s quick imposition and enforcement of mandatory quarantine for all citizens, as well as it’s instant and near-hermetic sealing off of all borders, saved millions of lives, stopping the spread of the virus far earlier than in other countries and enabling a swifter post-pandemic recovery.”

-Scenarios for the Future…of Technology and International Development
by The Rockefeller Foundation and Global Business Network
May 2010

…could, in the instance of our current coronavirus outbreak, be translated as :

“China cracked down hard on their plebians, and, now, China is doing far better than America in stopping the COVID-19 threat! Therefore, the U.S. Constitution is, by default, spreading the virus to the point America now has more infected than other nations that are not inhibited by such archaic conceptions as civil rights!”

Very likely this was gamed out years ago with the details finalized and perfected during the Event 201 gig last fall.

Gayle
Gayle
  Uncola
April 8, 2020 10:39 am

It’s all for the formation of the hive. Hivers will not be able to express divergent attitudes, beliefs, or behaviors because those will be seen as threats to the health of the hive. Banishment, for the sake of the collective, will be the response. It’s all so clear. Be a good worker bee or die. Have a happy day.

Plato_Plubius
Plato_Plubius
April 7, 2020 3:24 pm

Your story about the local paper’s story and how it was edited several days later happens more often than most critical thinking adults would like to admit. Perception management strategies to reinforce the official bullshit narrative!

Between edits, omissions, framing tactics and scrubbing videos, articles and sites from the internet, welcome to the New digital Book burnings and yellow journalism!

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
  Plato_Plubius
April 8, 2020 12:30 am

Hey, I worked at a very large Jew-filled Boston area company in the mid 1990s that made what you speak of a reality.

The unofficial corporate mission statement was to purchase or otherwise influence the then-unexploited online versions of 1,000+ local newspapers and journals.

Dumb asses don’t even realize the first true, all digital newspaper was the Cape Cod Times circa 1999.

A generation of newspaper folks said, “Oh fuck, now any story can be disappeared.”

You can’t scrub the truth in 110 year old newsprint though.
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Perspective
Perspective
April 7, 2020 3:32 pm

I agree with all of uncola’s points, and the facts just do not align with the observations on the ground.

We will all get through this staged hoax/crisis.
The most important thing, is to not express your contempt for what is happening.

Even if you are right, nobody cares, we can change nothing, we are all sheep on bankers farms.

we all like to live in a home or an apt, and you simply can’t get one of these, without being part of the system, believe me, i have tried to exist out of the system.

you wind up living out of a pickup truck, or camper, you still need green backs to eat, unless you want to wait for a soup kitchen meal once a day.

this is the time to figure out the best compromise, one where you can use only the parts of the system that are required, to maintain you domicile and feed your family.

all the rest, as the now say is “non-essential”

boy is that going to be the new way of talking down to someone: “so, are you essential?”

gman
gman
  Perspective
April 7, 2020 3:49 pm

“so, are you essential?”

is anyone?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  gman
April 7, 2020 9:22 pm

Do you eat food?

Then , yes, I know I am.

Horst
Horst
April 7, 2020 4:04 pm

News today, Germany, a pathologist of Hamburg declares no one died from that virus alone.
https://www.welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article207086675/Rechtsmediziner-Pueschel-In-Hamburg-ist-niemand-ohne-Vorerkrankung-an-Corona-gestorben.html

The RKI, named after Robert Koch, on the other hand, wants everyone dead fitting the picture counted, tested or not.
I see reports like above as preparing an exit door, if the thing blows. Even the public broadcasting did so, by interviewing Wolfgang Wodarg. Maybe they even know.
Meanwhile, the DVI (German IC union) does not publish numbers anymore, since Saturday. Last week they had a big table with infections, ICU beds and their occupation.
https://www.divi.de/index.php

Galicant Wiseword
Galicant Wiseword
April 7, 2020 4:33 pm

I rarely read the authors name here or anywhere else online before reading the article. I don’t do it on purpose, I just suppose that’s what I’ve come to do while living in the age of the biggest explosion in technological knowledge presumably in the history of mankind. I stopped halfway through this article, about the point of you talking about the stars feeling closer, the world feeling different. I scrolled up to confirm it was you writing. Very well said. I finally vowed to never return to Walmart this past week, when it became evident that they were being directed as a corporation to behave in a way that increased risk to their customers. My entire year of patronage is a pittance to them I know, but I hope that CoViD19 claims at least this one economic victim.

flash
flash
April 7, 2020 5:54 pm

YAYYYY …social distancing has worked. We’re all saved!!!

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/04/07/cdc-director-coronavirus-death-toll-will-be-much-much-much-lower-than-projected/

Appearing Monday on AM 1030 KVOI Radio, Dr. Robert Redfield, the Director of the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), predicted that the death toll from the Chinese coronavirus will be “much, much, much lower” than the models have projected due to Americans following social distancing recommendations

Uncola
Uncola
  flash
April 8, 2020 1:05 am

But more people had to die first so we knew how serious it was. We did it! From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Uncola
Uncola
  Uncola
April 8, 2020 4:28 pm

Just to clarify, my comment above was a combined abbreviation of statements written in two previous articles from late March 2020 and April Fools Day, respectively:

Therefore, if the lockdown ended too soon, heads would roll and that is, perhaps, why it won’t end for some time. Because, if more people die then we’ll know how serious it was. This way, when it does finally somewhat subside in the summer sun, people can pat themselves on the back for the honorable efforts they took to self-quarantine. They will, in fact, be proud of their success. They did it….

and

… It has caused We the People to turn on each other under the guise of caring for one another. Or, Essentialism, twisted from the words of collectivist revolutionary Karl Marx (1814 – 1883): From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
  KaD
April 8, 2020 12:22 am

Please allow me to chew my arm off before reading this or anything remotely Libertarian today.

I am in no mood.

Anyone not happy as shit about Democrat Blue State hives of Communist filth across the nation taking the worst of the Corona Follies, and the U.S.A. State level courts and legal systems being PARALYZED is misinformed, in denial, or just plain missing the ball game.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson

How could that be? Cuomo told us NY had the best prepared most superdy duper medical system in the world and they were ready for anything. Now of course they need everything and it’s all Trump’s fault. I lay Dollars to doughnuts there are wormy little prog fuque pajama boys and girls trying to scrub all media with scoffing, bragging Dems prior to about March 20, especially the suits against travel bans etc. NBC or Nothing But Communists has been exposed as a fellow traveller Chinese puppet. Turns out Communistcast which owns NBC is involved in a multi-Billion Dollar deal with the Zippos. Lying phony bitch Hoda was really spewing the propaganda yesterday morning when the wife had it on. Seems we are down to about one half of a news network total among the majors. Of course one might argue any news network with less than a million viewers in prime time is hardly major.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
April 7, 2020 6:29 pm

Tell me they aren’t trying to piss us of. Went cruising today to size up the effects. At Walmart you can only buy 4 tiny rolls of TP that come in a 4pak. Each roll is barely larger than a 1lb. jar of Skippy’s peanut butter. I took a picture but haven’t a clue how to upload it but you can use your imagination. There were not tightly wound either.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Fleabaggs
April 7, 2020 6:57 pm

Just use what the government uses:
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22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
  Fleabaggs
April 8, 2020 12:18 am

17 cents a roll tax free in 2020 and you are complaining my esteemed Commenter?

Didn’t you used to shoot and blow up Communists for a living?

Celebrate TP.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs

.22
I was not complaining, I was exclaiming they are rubbing it in our faces. I’m single, regular and can get by without it anyway. How would a family of 3 or 4 with say 2 girls stretch that out. TP is one of the few things we still make here and it’s rationed? They want us to explode in a frenzy of violence against each other so their Bolshie storm troopers can take over. That’s why Iv’e never advocated a revolt without already having an adequate replacement ready to implement.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Fleabaggs
April 8, 2020 7:25 pm

Adequate replacement is critical and rarely the case.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Fleabaggs
April 9, 2020 3:55 pm

Just remember to take the local airport first thing. Commies will try too so you will know who they are just by their presence. Make ’em “good commies.” Their playbook in Latin America always involved taking the airport and flying in hundreds of Cuban “doctors” and “teachers” who always seemed to be carrying Kalashnikovs instead of little black bags and chalk. Here, they will probably look an awful lot like Antifuques.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Fleabaggs
April 10, 2020 6:29 pm

No one is on the same page about a type of replacement government, so divide the territory among several nations with different types of gov’t and let the people sort themselves out by moving to the place with the type of gov’t they support.

Of course that puts cart before horse. Advocate revolt all you like, it won’t ever happen.

Blather
Blather
April 7, 2020 6:45 pm

Jest proving what we long suspected. The MSM is our modern PRAVDA. Phony news guaranteed on time and in your FACE.

What phucking liars.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Blather
April 7, 2020 6:58 pm

But the difference is that nearly everyone in the former Soviet Union KNEW that Pravda was total BS. Not so with America and the MSM.

Spud
Spud
April 7, 2020 6:53 pm

Excellent as always, Doug.
I am convinced that within a very short window of time, the next 3 weeks or so, the American people will be forced to choose the state in which they and their future generations will live in. Be it continued slavery or to do whatever it takes to be free. It is time. Prepare accordingly.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Spud
April 10, 2020 6:32 pm

You know what they’ll choose. Just look around.
And, … prepare accordingly.

Gonna Gitcha
Gonna Gitcha
April 7, 2020 7:06 pm

The leaders have been having fun at the people’s expense, but soon, the leaders will feel the brunt of the people’s scorn and vengeance. They should run while they still have time not that it will do anything in particular because we will hunt them down and enact the justice the world deserves for criminals in high places.

Anonymous 2
Anonymous 2
April 7, 2020 8:15 pm

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Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
April 7, 2020 8:19 pm

I had cause to contact my local state representative with questions about completing a barn we are in the process of having built on our property. “Non-residential construction” is “not allowed”, but “support for animal production” is “allowed”.

Here are excerpts from our exchange:

PR: “I think going ahead with your project is going to be difficult if you wish to honor the current orders from Gov. Scott.”

Me: “Perhaps you can clarify for us what it means to “honor” an “order”? Usually, one “obeys” orders, and “honors” requests. Are we restrained by law from travel, or from completing our structure? I feel this is unclear. “

PR: “I am guided by the attached executive order, which I expect you have already seen. Based on this order from the Governor, you should not be proceeding with your project. It is not technically a law, and a bit unclear what happens if you do not comply, but the intention is clear, whether or not you agree with the extent to which our government has imposed restrictions on our lives.”

!!!????

Now.. get this.. a day later, it’s announced that these “non-laws” now have penalties attached:

MONTPELIER, Vt. (WCAX) In an effort to “flatten the curve” of coronavirus cases in Vermont, Attorney General T.J. Donovan is giving police across the state guidelines on how to enforce the stay-at-home order.

Donovan’s directive tells law enforcement who encounter noncompliant businesses or individuals to provide education and request voluntary compliance. If noncompliance continues, law enforcement will report those issues and the attorney general’s office will work with law enforcement to develop an appropriate response.

The directive also clarifies the available penalties: a civil violation of up to $1,000 per violation per day and criminal violation of up to $500 fine and/or

    ***up to six months imprisonment.***

“I want to thank law enforcement for the incredible work they are doing to help keep us safe,” said Donovan, D-Vt. Attorney General. “We’ve all got to do our part to protect each other, and I know Vermonters are going to do the right thing.”

https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Enforcing-Vermonts-Stay-at-Home-order-fines-up-to-1000-569397631.html

But it’s not a law…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Chubby Bubbles
April 10, 2020 6:34 pm

And the sheep go meekly to the slaughter.

ottomatik
ottomatik
April 7, 2020 8:38 pm

Thanks! The comments inspired were top shelf.

archie curtis
archie curtis
April 7, 2020 9:00 pm

thanks for the aritice, i hope we can prosecute the elites for trying to kill millions of people, they set themselves up as gods, it is disgusting

Jay
Jay
April 7, 2020 10:32 pm

Have you shopped at Gestapo-Mart yet this week?

Robert Gore
Robert Gore
April 7, 2020 10:37 pm

There’s no denying the fact COVID-19 has, at the very least, infected the minds of the masses. It has become a VERY big deal worldwide. Perhaps because it is a bioweapon killing legions of folks. Yet I told my wife I’m having difficulty accepting the new dystopia because my instincts tell me the billionaires have gaslighted the world – that it’s an illuminati mind-f*ck.

Go with your instincts.

AmazingAZ
AmazingAZ
  Robert Gore
April 8, 2020 3:00 pm

Always go with your instincts, like George Carlin said,”I don’t believe a word that they say.”

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
  Robert Gore
April 8, 2020 5:34 pm

If it’s a bio-weapon, it’s a piss poor one.

Uncola
Uncola
  gatsby1219
April 9, 2020 12:58 am

@ Gatsby,

Or just right.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Uncola
April 9, 2020 8:34 pm

Just right is right, I am sure they have the darkest shit imaginable. Also I am sure they can tweak the shit for whatever you want, men, women, Asians, type o, old, young, republican, whatever you want.

Maggie G
Maggie G
April 8, 2020 2:27 am

I am heading to my Granny Fannie’s gravesite to leave a package for my cousins in St. Louis. Graveyard visits are okay here as long as you keep your distance. It’s good to have a lot of red, white and blue rocks in ones vehicle in case a cop stops you on the way to the graveyard.

I’ve trademarked “Say Yer Prayers” Rabbits and hired a couple to be my interns: Jeremiah will be paid $15 per hour, while his wife, Tamaron, will be my unpaid intern, since I know what needs to be done, but really can only lift one gallon without threat to my surgical incisions.

There will be no more hernia mesh nor drugs fed into this temple.

The Coonskin rides at dawn.

I’ve got so much footage of this journey, but only EC can see and maybe Bea or a Donkey.

Those of you who can see yourself on my piano are good to go to.

TheTruthBurns
TheTruthBurns
April 8, 2020 4:12 am

Another great article. You are 100% correct. This Plandemic, Scamdemic, Bioweapon, All Deaths are COVID19 now even if you got gunned down or run over by a car – you Died of COVID19 – just like All deaths in Africa during the HIV era were “AIDS” related. Global Shutdown of Commerce – Europeans ready to start eating bugs. Notice on Trump’s Podium during the COVID19 daily briefing the Presidential Seal is GONE. US Troops shutting down Brunswick Rail station in Maryland – To Protect the Elites from the soon to be rioting masses. California is Running Out of Produce? This Whole thing is a Pile of Stinking Dogshit – The Mark of The Beast is HERE NOW! Will you be Allowed to work? Yes just get this “Vaccine”& you will get your “Medical Passport”. Pray to Jesus for Divine Intervention & Prepare to KILL DEMONS. Thank you for keeping us informed. Cheers!

Liberty4Ever
Liberty4Ever
April 8, 2020 5:18 am

I’m amazed by the number of people who see that COVID-19 is being used to control us, strip us of our rights and empower government and conclude, therefore COVID-19 is just a hoax. I realize that government and media lie to us 24/7 so it’s easy to discount everything they say, but we need to understand that COVID-19 is a pretense to have the inevitable economic crash without any responsibility going to those who looted the economy, and it’s being used to grow the size and scope of government, and it’s being used to deprive us of our rights and turn us against each other, AND it’s a deadly pandemic.

We have pretty good data now. COVID-19 kills approximately 0.75% of the people it infects in an average population, and it’s very contagious so probably 80% of us would catch it. That case fatality rate is based on advanced western medicine, which most people wouldn’t get after the 10% to 20% vacancies in most American hospitals were filled, which would happen very quickly if we didn’t stop the new infections. Without modern medicine, approximately 3% of the infected will die.

It’s a terrible choice. Besides the horror of millions of dead Americans, that would also play into the hands of big government. “Don’t listen to the people saying not to trust government. They got a lot of people killed.” Anyone concerned about tyranny is an enemy of the people.

I know a 77 year old man who had recovered from leukemia who died of COVID-19 two days ago.

I know a family who had the virus in February. Dad in his 40s had a headache for a couple of hours and “really weird diarrhea”. Ex-wife mom in her 40s was seriously ill, tested positive, should have been hospitalized but wasn’t. Dad’s 30-something girlfriend was bed ridden for three days. Two of the kids had mild symptoms and two had no symptoms.

COVID-19 is real, and it’s serious. It mostly kills the aged and ill, but not always. If we didn’t isolate and let it run its course, millions of Americans would die. Thanks, China.

PS – The CDC really screwed us on this, with two months of inactivity while the virus spread in the US, despite being warned. It’s as if they wanted it to happen. It’s difficult to believe even the federal government can be this incompetent.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Liberty4Ever
April 8, 2020 8:27 am

I think liberty4ever is the wrong name for you. Should be tyranny4ever.

Signed, the enemy of tyranny.

Uncola
Uncola
  Liberty4Ever
April 8, 2020 9:51 am

L4E wrote:

I realize that government and media lie to us 24/7 so it’s easy to discount everything they say, but we need to understand that COVID-19 is a pretense to have the inevitable economic crash without any responsibility going to those who looted the economy, and it’s being used to grow the size and scope of government, and it’s being used to deprive us of our rights and turn us against each other, AND it’s a deadly pandemic.

and

PS – The CDC really screwed us on this, with two months of inactivity while the virus spread in the US, despite being warned. It’s as if they wanted it to happen. It’s difficult to believe even the federal government can be this incompetent.

I concur. Obviously not a coincidence

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Uncola
April 9, 2020 4:36 pm

Not hard to believe government is that incompetent. Look who they hire. Some agencies are 80% of those many might infer are affirmative action or quota hires.

The body is not the Soul
The body is not the Soul
  Liberty4Ever
April 8, 2020 2:14 pm

“COVID-19 is real, and it’s serious. It mostly kills the aged and ill, but not always. If we didn’t isolate and let it run its course, millions of Americans would die. Thanks, China.

When the “actual deaths” don’t come close to the inflated estimates, the scum-suckers will say it was due to their actions.

I did a ritual this morning that stopped a giant asteroid from hitting the earth. No need to thank me.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  The body is not the Soul
April 9, 2020 4:38 pm

You are obviously prejudiced against giant asteroids. Racism everywhere!!!

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
April 8, 2020 5:45 am

None like ya, Uncola….

Your “Can you explain this? Because I can’t” paragraph………dang, I’m too short on time right now. Day late and a dollar short most my life

Another fantastic read…

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <<——-== the coming son of perdition

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  ordo ab chao
April 9, 2020 2:59 am

G’morn, Unc……..

Just a bit downthread, an any mouse referred to this same paragraph, although the answer given was simple……”They have incentivized this mass-hysteria, both financially and socially”….. true, but incomplete, imo.

Each individual question brings several possible answers, but this has certainly entered the realm of that ‘911 enigma’……of a supernatural type deception.

The happenings in the unseen world have tremendous influence on the things in the seen world…..

“On January 20, 2001, President George W. Bush during his first inaugural address faced the obelisk known as the Washington Monument and twice referred to an angel that “rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.””

In his second inaugural address Bush refers to a “fire in the minds of men”. From the same article:

…”A few paragraphs following, Bush added, “By our efforts, we have lit a fire as well – a fire in the minds of men. It warms those who feel its power, it burns those who fight its progress, and one day this untamed fire of freedom will reach the darkest corners of our world.””

“The phrase, “a fire in the minds of men,” is from Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s nineteenth century book, The Possessed (The Devils), a novel set in pre-revolutionary Russia where civil resistance is seen championed by nihilist Sergei Nechaev who tries to ignite a revolution of such destructive power that society will be completely destroyed. The fact that a United States president would quote this phrase in an official speech of record was astonishing to many analysts, given that The Possessed is about violent government crackdown on dissent that sparks civil unrest and revolution marked by public violence.[2] Fire in the Minds of Men is also the title…”

More from the same article:

“The statement above may seem daring. But the connection between the president’s speeches, signals to ‘the family’ of spiritual advisors as well as to the leaders of The Craft (discussed later), the Bush administration’s subsequent actions, coalescence of congress and for a while the majority of Americans, set in motion the rules for cosmic game play as defined in the sacred texts of all major religions, including the Bible. Invitation to angels by elected officials combined with passive civilian conformity is key to opening doorways for supernatural agents to engage social governance. This is a classic tenant of demonology. Spirits go where they are invited, whether to possess an individual or to take dominion over a region. One could contend therefore that starting in 2001, the United States became so disposed in following and not challenging unprecedented changes to longstanding U.S. policies including the Christian rules for just war, that a powerful force known to the Illuminati as the “Moriah Conquering Wind,” a.k.a. “the Angel in the Whirlwind” accepted the administration’s invitation and enthroned itself in the nation’s capital. Immediately after, it cast it’s eyes on the ancient home of the Bab-Illi, Babylon, where the coveted ‘Gate of the Illi’ had opened once before.”

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <<——-====

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  ordo ab chao
April 9, 2020 3:07 am

This computer is jumping all around and stuttering…..I’ve got time and more to say….frustrating !

“Some say it was strategic placement of U.S. military resources against what the administration saw as a growing threat from Islamic radicals. Some say it was an effort to seize and maintain control of Iraqi oil reserves. Others contend that 9/11 was itself either a convenient or orchestrated event (false flag) allowing the Bush administration to extend a global domination project. Still others believe something unusual connected to biblical sites in Babylon had been uncovered during Saddam Hussein’s reconstruction of the ancient city, and that the administration went there to capture it. ”

https://newswithviews.com/Horn/thomas101.htm

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  ordo ab chao
April 9, 2020 4:45 pm

Nothing that complicated. It was the high water mark of the Neocon scum suckers and all that entailed. Now, under Trump they have been decimated and slithered to a refuge in the Democrat Party. Their magazines and organizations have all withered and died demonstrating the people of the US want no more of their shit.

Undeterred
Undeterred
  ordo ab chao
April 9, 2020 10:08 am

ordo ab chao, one thing leads to another

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Undeterred
Undeterred
  Undeterred
April 9, 2020 10:29 am

And peering right through the Windows..comment image

…into the Bill Gates of hell

ottomatik
ottomatik
  ordo ab chao
April 9, 2020 8:37 pm

Is that Gate of the Illi on a road show? Thanks for the edge, seems plenty sharp.

Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
April 8, 2020 8:30 am

The Lizard King

Harper Eliot

The Lizard King now rules the mission
As the streets have become so hushed
In the distance I hear the jackboots of oppression
Marching forth to our souls crush.

Go hide away inside your cozy homes
Rearrange your argyle socks
Rest those bruised and weary bones
As you ready for the new Kristallnacht.

You gave away your freedom
Within the blink of an eye
Now on to safety’s lovely serfdom
Bowing to the grandest of lies.

What happened to those days of olden
When people had some courage
Remember Mssrs. Assange and Snowden
The state’s most celebrated scourges.

What of WE THE PEOPLE
What will become of us
Now that we are just lame sheeple
No longer allowed to carry on and fuss.

Our lives have alas been canceled
Due to a contagion of the mind
As our spirits harshly manacled
In a land where the blind lead the blind.

Our Republic infected by a virus called carona
That distances us from one another
Where we are all now loners
From even our dear mothers.

To our Republic we can never return
It has fallen into tyranny’s abyss
As the people do lady liberty spurn
Withholding their fairest kiss.

Our parchment paper democracy
Has gone up in dancing flames
Victim of a cruel plutocracy
That merrily goose steps down our lanes.

What happened to the fair weather
That once graced this hallowed land
‘We’re all in this together”
Shouts out the new sandman.

I hear the ghostly echo of liberty’s hallowed bell
That once celebrated the birth of a nation,
Now plunged into the depths of hell
Welcome to your star strangled abomination.

How do you like being prisoners at home
And who is that masked man,
Standing over there all alone
Making castles in the sand.

The gazebo bands have gone silent
While we live our sweet protected lives
In the year without a race for the pennant
Under the fairest of blue skies.

And with this phantom blight
Let us ready the fun and games
With the rise of the Fourth Reich
That now takes freedom’s reins.

All the dreams we held so close
That we held to our hearts dear
Have now gone up in smoke
Lost in a man made blaze of fear.

Let us never forget our noble heritage
That is buried in the amber of history
And of Liberty’s celebrated marriage
To life’s eternal mystery.

And as night sets in over the ridges blue
I hear my neighbors terrified screams,
As the sparks of freedom flew
From this fine Orwellian dream.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
April 8, 2020 9:59 am

https://www.redstate.com/elizabeth-vaughn/2020/04/08/report-trump-may-fire-7-inspectors-general/

Confirmed?

Half of the Conservative fools here are “surrendering” and the Libertarians and the Left both cry tyranny.

Please God, in your ultimate wisdom, extend the State of Emergency through December.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlUfU3XuNEg

Slammed worse than Chinese State Media bitches.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)

Please God, in your ultimate wisdom, extend the State of Emergency through December. – Winnie

I didn’t know you worshiped Trump

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
  1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
April 9, 2020 2:00 pm

I bashed Trump for ages to see what the race-baiters and numbnuts would reply with. No President has said shit that can’t be taken back as Trump has, rhetorically or on the level. People need to un-glue themselves from Revelation-level conspiracies and simply check their own personal Lie Detectors.

I was told in no uncertain terms in 1981 by an ancestor that the years 2019 and 2020 would be a national meltdown of unrestrained lying. In April, 2020 that prophecy appear to be dead nuts.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 8, 2020 10:15 am

“Can you explain this? Because I can’t. In fact, it raises more questions. Why would locals participate in a cover-up? What kind of leverage could be applied on them to lie? And if there is something amiss afoot – as the multiple videos seem to show – wouldn’t there at least be some more whistleblowers? I mean, wouldn’t more patriots emerge to confirm any deception and pressure?”

They have incentivized this mass-hysteria, both financially and socially(be a team player, we are all in this together, don’t be a heretic, don’t question authority). The people on the ground have a vested interest, it comes from job security and goodies from that $2 Trillion pork spending bill. The will delude themselves just like defense contractors, military personnel, militarized police deptartments, and many others who got trickle down financial and social capital for the “War on Terror” nonsense.

Uncola
Uncola
  Anonymous
April 8, 2020 4:07 pm

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

― Upton Sinclair, I, Candidate for Governor: And How I Got Licked

Today, that could also work as:

It is difficult to get someone to do the right the thing, when their money or life depends upon them not doing it. Especially, when they’re cowardly lying whores.

– Doug Lynn, The Burning Platform commentary, April 7, 2020

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Uncola
April 8, 2020 7:44 pm

I like yours.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
  Uncola
April 9, 2020 2:01 pm

Global lying has to end at some point.

Or else.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Uncola
April 10, 2020 7:41 am

“You tell me where a man gets his corn pone, I’ll tell you what his ‘pinions is.”

– Mark Twain, Corn Pone Opinions

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Anonymous
April 10, 2020 7:49 am

1) Spend several years deplatforming anyone with an opinion to the right of George McGovern
2) Control the platforms where opinions and commentary are posted so that anything contrary to The Narrative can be memory-holed within seconds
3) Reward those who espouse anything that supports your narrative.
4) Scare the shit out of anyone who might encounter a contradictory opinion by telling them it’s racist or nazi.
5) Make examples out of those who are brave (or stupid) enough to challenge their authority to set an example.
6) Bankrupt, jail or murder those who won’t conform.

This is a war against the Remnant and 99% of the people reading this still don’t understand it is well underway. They actually believe that the government somehow represents them because it is where they live.

We are the enemy of the government (or whatever you’d prefer to call this) and this is the Ardennes Campaign.

virushoax2020
virushoax2020
April 8, 2020 12:05 pm

Corona: creating the illusion of a pandemic through diagnostic tests

by Jon Rappoport

April 8, 2020

Nailed them, with their own words.

In this article, I’ll present quotes from official sources about their own diagnostic test for the coronavirus. I’m talking about fatal flaws in the test.

Because case numbers are based on those tests (or no tests at all), the whole “pandemic effect” has been created out of fake science.

In a moment of truth, a propaganda pro might murmur to a colleague, “You know, we’ve got a great diagnostic test for the virus. The test turns out all sorts of results that say this person is diseased and that person is diseased. Millions of diseased people. But the test doesn’t really measure that. The test is ridiculous, but ridiculous in our favor. It builds the picture of a global pandemic. An excuse to lock down the planet and wreck economies and lives…”

The widespread test for the COVID-19 virus is called the PCR. I have written much about it in past articles.

Now let’s go to published official literature, and see what it reveals. Spoiler alert: the admitted holes and shortcomings of the test are devastating.

http://archive.is/noPQz

The body is not the Soul
The body is not the Soul
April 8, 2020 3:50 pm

Very important FACTS here.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Yankee Mormon
  The body is not the Soul
April 8, 2020 4:16 pm

With respect, not quite as important as the Republic hanging by a thread.
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Fucking bye bye Bernie.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 8, 2020 4:51 pm

Why do people who deny the virus is “real” also argue that hydroxychloroquine is being denied as an effective treatment.

Uncola
Uncola
  Anonymous
April 8, 2020 9:55 pm

Who said it wasn’t real?

That said, on this article on Zero Hedge, another citizen reporter has weighed-in:

From the commenter orangedrinkandchips:

I saw a car accident and guy died, went through the windshield.

#1 cause of death on his DC???? [death certificate]

Covid 19!

nothing but COVID!

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Uncola
April 9, 2020 9:22 am

You know what, Doug? Same thing happens to everyone who is questioning this thing. I never once said there is not some kind of weird Virus going around. But people don’t seem to be able to understand that something even weirder than a weird Virus is going on.

anonymous
anonymous
April 8, 2020 6:07 pm

To preface, I think universal quarantines are not only pointless but counterproductive as we need to let the virus work its way through the healthy and young before we have any hope of beating it. That said, let me debunk the more obnoxious conspiratorial crap.

Regarding dolls: in the United States, we have HIPAA, which makes it doubleplus ungood to release patient data to the general public. This includes photos of people in beds or strapped to gurneys. Furthermore, virtually everyone with even a scintilla of medical training is getting a crash course in respiratory therapy right now. What you are looking at in the video is a training dummy. Believe me, you don’t want the first years practicing intubation on a real live human being.

Regarding lines: yep, totally agree those shots were staged. Sorry to anonymous source you guys, but let’s leave it at I am in a position to know hospital census numbers and the numbers are down, substantially, as everyone’s too scared to go to the hospital, which is sensibly. Read Camus’ The Plague for a visceral description of the counterfactual.

Is COVID-19 overhyped? In my opinion, which you should take with a grain of salt, yes. The dearth of early testing led to an over-inflated lethality as the only people being tested were already on death’s door. The CDC intentionally buried this on their site to keep the general public relaxed, but I encourage you to review our testing criteria and draw your own conclusions. tl;dr there are probably several orders of magnitude more undiagnosed cases out and about. I suspect the real number is in the 10s of millions. Don’t panic. This is good. This means it’s not nearly as lethal as you think.

Is Bill Gates the antichrist? No. If you actually read the Revelation (singular, get it right people!) 13:8 you will note the antichrist is a widely popular figure. Ol’ Bill is alright but he’s not an object of worship. Yes, you absolutely should resist getting a signed certificate as it will follow you around like a dead albatross. Seeing as y’all are all conservatives, be wary when they try to sell it to you as Real ID for securing elections.

Should you wash your hands? Yes. Don’t forget your fingertips and the back of your thumbs.

Is social distancing effective? Yes and no. Foregoing large public events like sportsball games in packed arenas? Yes. Wearing a handkerchief to the grocery store? No.

I’mma leave it at that. All you old farts, and I know there are many of you here, stay your ass at home. The vast majority of deaths are among the 60+ crowd. Likewise if you’re immunocompromised or have fucked up lungs. The rest of y’all, chill the fuck out.