Stacey Abrams Says She Will Step Down As Governor If Asked To Run For VP

Via The Babylon Bee

ATLANTA, GA—Sitting at the governor’s desk at the Georgia state capitol, Stacey Abrams told reporters she would step down from her governorship if asked to run for vice president.

“If Biden asks me to run, I’ll need to focus on that full-time,” she said. “As much as I love running this great state, if the country needs me, I’ll be there.”

A security guard patrolling the capitol building then entered the governor’s office. “Come on, Stacey. Time to go. How many times do we have to have this talk?”

“Classic Greg,” she said, laughing. “He’s a real jokester. Anyway, yes, if Biden decides he is not a racist and wants me to run, I’ll be there, giving my all to make sure we win the White House. It will be tough, but I know the people of Georgia will understand why I need to leave them for a while to save this country.”

“But really, you can’t be here,” the security guard said uncomfortably. “Don’t make me drag you out of here again.”

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10 Comments
futuret
futuret
May 21, 2020 9:30 pm

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS FREAKIN THING IS SAYING, SHE IS NOT THE GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA, A MAN BY THE NAME OF BRIAN KEMP IS GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA. SHE IS TRULY A MENTAL CASE, AND WHAT MAKES HER THINK THAT SHE IS GOVERNOR. FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN CYBER LAND, THIS IS WHO IS OUR GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA.

https://gov.georgia.gov/about-us/about-governor-brian-p-kemp

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 21, 2020 9:46 pm

“Don’t make me drag you out of here again.” cuz we bought a winch to drag your big ugly ass outta here.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 21, 2020 10:37 pm

Bovines should stick to grass.I have this disturbing mental image of Stacey with a chicken leg stuck between her front teeth.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 21, 2020 10:51 pm

Georgia truly dodged a bullet when she lost. I can’t imagine how much longer that bitch would have kept us locked down (and likely the edits, even if illegal and unconstitutional, would have been even worse than Kemp’s).

John
John
  MrLiberty
May 22, 2020 10:38 am

Note that Stacey Abrams is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), flagship of the “liberal world order”, along with the Clintons and George Soros. Other notables include Jerome Powell, Mark Esper, Larry Fink and David Rubenstein. See lists at the CFR web site.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 22, 2020 1:06 am

Maybe Gov. Abrams should take up jogging-I hear that is a popular sport in her state.

Glock 1911
Glock 1911
May 22, 2020 6:37 am

funny

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
May 22, 2020 8:28 am

remember that Bill Cosby cartoon, “Fat Albert”
we need more of that kind of entertainment, not this crap.

Dana
Dana
February 8, 2021 2:29 am

Stacy Abrams is like something you’d see coming out of the sewer at midnight. This isn’t a human. It’s some kind of devolved creature that has taken on human form. She looks like a PIRANHA that mated with a gorilla. Toxic energy. All pumped up with her temporary victories without a shred of insight into her future demise as a completely compromised and vile thing. Truly disgusting disingenuous gluttonous greedy person. Filled with rage and hate pretending to care and want to help. Such a phony toxic toxic toxic waste of woman.