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What could possibly go wrong?
Who says white men can’t jump?
“Who says white men can’t jump?”
the training dummy.
“Power” to the people.
Power dump.
The Democrats’ billion dollar plan to cool California with wind power fails.
Gavin Newsom will be interested in using a blowhard like you to power these wind turbines.
Must be the alternating current version.
Now throw in Adam Schiff
Hey … it’s against the law to mistreat animals — even fish.
The only things he needs to be a success are a drum set and talent.
Dude, get a job so I can say “don’t quit your day job”.
Hard to pick out the most disturbing aspect of this but I’m going with the skirt.
it’s a kilt, it’s a scottish terrier. it’s a joke. come on now.
Bob’s comment is a joke. come on now.
I would say the knee-high socks with the skirt are a bigger problem. Either no socks or ankle socks when wearing a skirt or shorts.
I’d have been much more impressed if he dropped the bricks on his feet.
You aught to see how he picks up women.
ought
“aught” not?
Orca Winfrey!
He should have buried his nuts like the rest of the squirrels do.
I think the metal spikes on the fence in front of the White House would look much better adorned with Comey, Strzok, McCabe, Brennan, Clapper, Schiff, and Nadler hanging by the balls.
Schiff………balls? Nah.
Self castration is not for everyone.
Et tu, sex change squirrel? Are ya nuts?
On my way up fishing will post more later.
What a hoot
I don’t think this is the kind of hooter the shit-throwing monkeys were expecting on FF.
nkit is quick today! Beat me to it.
Hillary needs those roll bars mounted on all of her $12000 coats.
Don’t give the leftists any ideas or all our cars will look like this.
If I were a female of whatever bird this is, I’d fuck him.
Judging from your bevy of broads, you’ll fuck anything. The free clinic called, they want to talk to Patient Zero.
I screwed you, so I guess you’re right.
Best 2 minutes of my life. You kept calling me by your sister’s name, what was that all about?
This dude is a true “Stud Muffin”…South Dakota variety, I think…
Can I say a nice Indian dance? or am I a politically incorrect white privileged male that lost all his common sense?
Where do you think the natives got the idea for the dance and their outfits from?
I tried those moves on the mrs. last night. She laughed so hard for so long it gave her a headache.
3.5 years in and hasn’t happened yet, and not likely to, unfortunately.
If the typical North American were a fish
Do they make a Maxine Waters version?
That’s one patient parent.
Rosie O’Donnell out for some exercise.
I was thinking it was Rosie O’Donnell practicing her twerking routine for the next “See Us” parade…
Hurry up Bob, the redheads are coming.
looks like whoopie g. farting her way across the sand.
Those passengers must get really dizzy hanging upside down like that
That’s why they eat bats.
Those are Japs not chinks.
Down comforter
Bird dog
Red-eye flight to Bumfuc, Egypt.
Police Attack African American Playing Baseball!
NYT
that cop is a bad ass but the guy w/the machete didn’t know what he was doing–
a former tenant of mine who went back to honduras was recently killed by a guy w/a machete–
he sharpened it on the skreet…..
you prolly rite,i wus thankin he tauntin popo–
where was that,do you know?
Don’t know..just someplace I don’t want to be… after some research, I found out that it is on Florida Ave… or Dale Mabry…not sure…
Total walk of confidence.
He’s probably been doing this for a while.
One must admire professional level skill, when one sees it…
If you’re White and certain other races, yes. Others would think of breaking the glass.
…almost all cash biz with very little overhead…
And just like that, his white privilege was gone.
More soap needed, much more!
A preview of the November election
You do know which way the judge is going to rule, don’t you?
They’re the voters, right?
OK Joe-ker. ahhahahahahahaha
That’s how “discussions” end with me and the misses.
Roadster ricochet.
Does this bikini make my ass look big?
Your ass makes that bikini look really, really small.
Jiggle need spankin’.
Comere ho!
My mind is as dirty as the waterfall.
Double down on RED.
Thanks knit.
I’ll take a cheeseburger and her ass please.
You’re going to make lots of new friends at the bath house, Bob. The Preparation H is in the medicine cabinet.
Where’s the beef?
let me help,
here it is.
Black
Latex
Matters
Keister curtains
You’ll need a toga for yours, Bob.
You need a tent for yours.
By Golly I’m feeling the love with the P clan. So how long ya’ll been married?
Seems like a million years ago. It all started on our wedding day when something dreadful occurred that cast a pall over our entire marriage; she said, “I do.”
Bob was still evolving.
A wise man should keep all his spanks in a row.
Yes, I told the officer, while a lay there in the ambulance. I can identify all 4 of these butts as belonging to the ladies that gang raped me. He just didn’t understand why I didn’t want to press charges. They damn near killed you man. Yeah, I know, I know.
Good girl/Bad girl twins??
Subway buns for my foot long
Grab this pole, honey buns…
Now that’s a naughty girl….
Teasing can be fun but, paybacks can be painful.
Never mind the cooking; I want the cook!
This one looks like a jaypeg that T4C would post on FF.
I miss that lady.
She knew sexy, classy, and lingerie could all be rolled into one. . . in the kitchen, fer sure.
Come back, Baby, Come back!
-J. Geils Band
edit / add:
Holy smokes, bud.
Did you receive a thumb drive from Miss T?
These 3 are right up her alley.
Wait…
Perhaps I ought to rephrase that…
No disrespect, Bebe.
Seriously, though.
Come back.
Take that skeleton to the morgue!
Use kitchen protection, it would be a waste to put one in that oven.
Perfection.
Thanks, nkit. You’ve made this dirty old assman’s FF with all these gorgeous tushies.
Only one tan line, nice.
See my earlier “professional skill” post…
Alley-oops
Subway payback?
Madonna’s latest husband on their wedding night.
CCP advising WHO.
Great news, everyone. The Wuhan wet market is back in business! Get your fried bat wings while they last!
How to cut a watermelon so you want to eat it out
Oh, Bob! I can’t wait til tonight.
Polluted fish, yummy.
I blame this on the father. Those windows were just asking for it.
Told ya the wind was wrong
Face it. It’s gone.
Oh well, back to the cruise ship laundry room.
What happened? I was looking underneath the table.
Later that night, it was his turn.