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First time out, after quarantine…
The patient initially reported chest pains but then complained of dizziness.
“Next time just leave me in the desert to be eaten alive by snakes.”
Cue alligator.
But he can wash windows, and cook muffins.
The making of a eunuch.
Deadeye!!!!
From then on his friends called him 1-Pac.
This was how the name “numbnuts” was coined.
Play stupid games……………….
The camera wasn’t on, can you do it again?
Now try head first, numskull.
General Mattis’s latest decision.
every time I look at this I can’t help but think , How f…..g dirty is the water as to not being able to see 6″ into it and end up with a broke back. what a fag.
Asian take-out?
Asian drive-thru
The snorkel kit is meant to stay above water.
Submarinaru.
I hope they’re rioting because none of them are wearing masks or social distancing.
Kolluge teached me socialism is free stuff.
Capitalism turns luxuries into necessities and socialism turns necessities into luxuries.
Michael Jackson is not dead! I knew it, I knew it!
Proof that our generation can still relate to the younger generations.
Serves her right for being white!
Hey, I should copyright that before Antifa steals that, too.
LeBron James kicking a fan’s ass for parking too close to his ride.
Actually it was NBA player J.R. Smith kicking the crap out of some punk for vandalizing cars.
That’s right, rioting, looting, burning shit is cool until it’s your shit.
And how fast did you say you could run???
Kids don’t even know what “Dodge” means anymore?
I can’t help but wonder what will happen when these idiots try to stop a vehicle when the driver is “packing” and “in fear of the life”? The “stand your ground laws” cover a person inside their cars; or at least in my state they do.
I guess in these liberal cities nobody has a gun.
Moar throttle!
My grandma still loves driving to the park on Sunday.
“Love ya Grammy”.
full video shows the truck hauling a large horse trailer, that’s about 12-14,000 lbs. I’d turn them all into imitation raspberry jam also.
Robots are even taking over slapstick?
Play dead, Robbie
Boston Dynamics Research Facility test #138
Operation Banana Peel: FAIL
Fetch!
Libiots can scare equally intelligent animals.
I’m calling my penguin Mario
Mario missed last week’s ff flying penguins.
This is priceless humor at it’s best.
Thanks for this one, Sir.
Truly LMFAO at the continual loop.
To Skeeter who loves his mocha latte’s,
I might call you a friend, but
When you fall,
I will not pick your ass up.
I will laugh my ass off at the stupid shit you think you’re good at.
48 bux (Starbux that is ) down the drain.
Great, now he’s late for his antifa training.
I must ask my wife why her pancakes are just boring circles.
Flash pancake art #3156.
Well, if you’re going to be that lazy, no tip for you.
Cool dog!
I’ve had weeks like that…
Twitter playing 47 USC 606 games.
Canada’s national diving team practices all year round.
My Girl!…Maybe?
That lock and choker chain makes me wonder if she is into the D/s part of that BDSM scene. Just wonderin’.
The one good thing those Brazilians did for all of humanity!!
FF REDs’
thanks, nkit.
Turn it on! Turn it on!
Why hasn’t Trump had this scumbag arrested for supporting terrorism? LOL, right?
Well, that’s settles the question of head first or feet first.
There was a question?
Where can I get a front row ticket? I don’t really care what the price; I just want a clear un-obstructed view.
Maybe the view will be better at the other end.
Needs to be in a gif. format.
I hate to admit it, but I would run away from them.
Go ahead, Bob. It’s getting embarrassing explaining your dress and feather boa to the neighbors
I can’t stop shaking….
ROTFLMAO while getting my ass kicked.
It has been about three years since I have seen such a couple in public.
Does this other couple have a “much better tan” ?
Sun Tsu advises not to underestimate the enemy – but come on……
How do you “underestimate” the bottom of a sewer??
Come on, Jaws. What’re you waiting for?
You can take the mask off tonight, Bob. You’re having tuna casserole in bed.
I’ll keep the mask and add a snorkel.
I’m all aquiver, Bob.
I’ve been wondering that for decades
Simple if they have no brain.
Some folks I know have had to go to collage and learned to be stupid. There is no way they were born that bad. Hint: many of them hold government positions.
“Stupid” is the only thing that I found that can’t be fixed with duct tape.
Cats – the patient species.
That’s no cheetah.
It’s tough when your dog is smarter than you.
Now that made me LOL. I wonder about myself sometimes.
I wonder about you. too.
How often do you wonder about me?
too often, I suppose.. you are a redhead figment of my imagination..I like that.. Dreaming suits me most times.
WOW!! Someone finally discovered a mermaid with a split tail.
Not a lady, and no longer first, by the majority of patriotic Americans.
Lady?
You know BITCH, there are also black female veterans too. Fkn dumbass
Quit trashing @BarackObama (Berry Soetoro) accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments:
1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint.
2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then
Deny he was a foreigner.
3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
5. First President to violate the War Powers Act.
6. First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
7. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product.
8. First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.
9. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
10. First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
11. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
12. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
13. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
14. First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
15. First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
16. First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
17. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
18. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
19. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
20. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
21. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
22. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
23. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a crime.
24. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
25. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
26. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his eight years in office.
27. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
28. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
29. First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.
30. First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
31. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
32. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
33. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
34. First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.
35. First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
36. First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”
37. First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.
38. First President to have all of his college records sealed.
39. First President to be groomed by a murderer and terrorist ( Bill Ayers).
40. First President to infiltrate the Muslim Brotherhood into US Government.
41. First President to demonize US citizens for being Christian.
42. First President to setup parallel American citizen spying platforms.
43. Crowning achievement, #Obamagate.
I feel much better now. I had been under the impression he hadn’t been doing ANYTHING… Such an accomplished individual… in the eyes of the ignorant maybe.!. That’s for you @realDonaldTrump.
Looks like (s)he is trying out horizontally striped clothes.
Or they can cross the border and vote without all that rigmarole.
Hey, shut up. When Congress works they just cause more problems. I’d pay them double just to do nothing all the time.
Just a pair of suspenders and the middle class will be decent during the upcoming depression.
And just like that, “poof”, Jack Daniels found a home.
The motorcycle seemed to do as well on its own as with the driver.
BMW motorcycle prove outs…the early years
Got to get me one of these fountains.
Admin: YOU STILL HAVEN’T FIXED THAT MULTI-VOTING THING YET!! i’M STILL WAITING!
If there was only 1 reason to stand up and salute the flag, need I say more?
Next time someone calls me a birdbrain I’m going to show them this.
Watch out Biden, DNC can change candidates like wind directions.
smarter than a democrat
Man, they’re really taking this “no use of public facilities” pretty serious.
Those trouble makers aren’t supposed to be in the park!
I’m fixing to munch on some buns.
Looks like she is reaching for the duck butter for whatever she is baking.
I just realized what she is baking….Hot Sticky Buns!
No flour needed.
Perverts of the world, untie!
Release the crackens!
she’d be handy in a survival situation with all that paracord…
Nkit sure has purty pictures