Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained God’s Timeline For The Rest Of 2020

Via The Babylon Bee

Through an anonymous source in heaven, The Babylon Bee has recently obtained God’s timeline for the rest of 2020. The source, who goes by the alias R.T. Stroll, leaked the below graphic that shows all the wonderful things that are in store for humanity going forward.

Enjoy the rest of the year!

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22winmag - TBP's Yankee LDS Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Yankee LDS Shit-poster
June 17, 2020 7:46 pm

I’ve got Pride Month covered.

Pride in all it’s forms is a sin (1989) https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/general-conference/1989/04/beware-of-pride?lang=eng
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Anonymous
Anonymous

The Biden campaign could use your skills.

Yahsure
Yahsure
June 17, 2020 9:20 pm

Things the Democrats push are so far out of the mainstream they must know they will never happen. It’s a dog and pony show for liberal wackjobs. If you live in a liberal city(paradise) it does something to your brain.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Yahsure
June 17, 2020 10:04 pm

But those wacko ideas are suddenly being accepted and put into place.

MN Steel
MN Steel
  Auntie Kriest
June 18, 2020 8:27 am

Perhaps you missed this in all the media-generated fear and outrage:

The Feasts of Shame

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
June 17, 2020 9:47 pm

By the end of the year I should have chicken and Turkey eggs with a hive of bees matured. Need more deer corn.

SlickWilly
SlickWilly
June 17, 2020 10:25 pm

eh I can’t say I’m surprised that is what lies ahead.

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
June 18, 2020 7:39 am

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Now for WLM (white lives matter), riots,looting, assaults, destruction of livelihoods, imaginary succession ghettos yada yada. NOT !

Ghost civil war in progress now.
Real one to follow.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
June 18, 2020 10:27 am

If you just back up and read the headlines from what all has gone on this year; it is kind of shocking to realize the year is only half over. I am almost dreading what may come next.