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The 1970s in 3 seconds.
3 seconds? That’s about all I remember of the ’70’s. ?
One-hour-twenty-two minutes and I’m still gawking.
That is so cool that I almost want to start smoking again.
Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit, Shit.
Canadian merry go round
We call it the puke-o-whirl.
“Sit on it and rotate”
Soup nazi; “NO FISH FOR YOU!”.
That she blows
I feel a bit of a draft all of a sudden.
Durham report?
Thumbs down show your character.
A glass half full/empty is …
Would not want to be downwind of that when it happened.
Dog is slow on the uptake or thinks it’s a snake.
Breakin’ quarantine
your on fire tonight, or i’m drunk or both
Another noose hoax…..
Shittin Fishin?
Sittin shittin Fishin
Now I know where the term “brown trout” comes from.
New covid safety rules at Costco.
take home to mother material
I respectfully disagree. That right there is take home to Dad video!
Bonus for the glasses.
Meh, I’d rather have smog, noise and assholes blocking streets and burning down buildings.
Next week; Neowise.
Beware if you drive a Rabbit.
Santa is da bomb…with a broken back
Ponged his ass.
Yes, we do have an excessive use of force problem with some police.
She was clearly resisting arrest.
I would pay good money to here that SOB explain to his daughter why he had to take down that girl the way he did. He feared for his life I’m sure. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT WE THE PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF!! I don’t give a fuck what she did other than murder, to receive that psychotic behavior.
Dude, you didn’t see her walking while white?
It was actually a transgender democrat, that was caught accosting a 10yo girl in the girls restroom.
Robbery point of gun or point of knife? Ran over a child on a BigWheel and nonchalantly walked away? Raped an 8 year old with a hair brush? Revealed an explosive vest and threatened to blow the place up? Pushed an 80 year old down a flight of steps?
At least he stuck the landing.
I’m guessing that she just sold some drugs. Looks like she’s shoving the money down her bra just before he crushes her. Regardless, no excuse for that kind of force.
Hope his wife is worse to him.
Total P O S.
I wish that was Antifa takedown in Seattle.
I’m numb, I just don’t care…..
Nice up chuck
Chuck you, Farley
As in Farley Mowat?
Numb Chuck
Jaba the Hut
You wanted to see me, boss?
Happymeal
Alicia, is that you???
Not tonight, Abdul.
He got himself some camel toe…hell, he got he whole foot.
That’s funny I don’t care who you are
Ships of the desert, full of Iraqi semen.
Little Johnny trying a Meadow Muffin
Getting shitfaced is not as much fun as they make it out to be.
Bob’s early attempts at mud diving.
New definition of a Shit Storm
Auntie Fa & BLM in the yellow hat with normies releasing the shit storm on them.
What we can expect if Biden wins.
Amen…
Mike Hughes’ early rocket prototype experiences fuel leak. Houston, we have a problem.
Construction workers love practical jokes, I know, unfortunately, this one had a shitty ending.
What could possibly go wrong?
When I was a kid, it wasn’t uncommon to get in a fight and the other guy would try to kick you in the balls. It quickly became second nature to grab an incoming foot/leg and lift up as high as possible, putting the other guy on his back and ready for the ground & pound. I can’t imagine letting a girl get away with that move.
Roadrash haircuts last.
No sammich or anything else for him for quite awhile.
Wait until he wakes up with his manhood super glued to his thigh & her doing a strip tease.
He’ll have to use the whole leg. Let’s see how well she can relax.
Definition of “dickhead”.
Cause of death: Lost his head while surfing.
He was doing just fine till he lost his head.
Beat me to it, Mr. Liberty.
Covid
Now that’s good humor.
One reason we see so many blacks riding hover rounds.
This was on Tosh. He was making a rap video. This went viral.
Winner of the Golden Globes award.
I want to have her baby.
Talent like that needs to be tied up and used.
Yes, they do look bigger when you squeeze them together.
Think of the ass, man!
She’s so white she’d get lost in the sheets.
Yeah maybe, but you can find her by just feeling for the wet spot in the sheets.
nkit going red, YES!
No thumb needed.
Contrast, not conflict, = sexy,…
If this offends, your the problem.
Does this thong make my ass look big?
And as I was driving thru the woods I came upon this deer, and she was buck naked so I took a shot at her saw she was so drop dead gorgeous that I wanted to tan her hide with a little spank and then mount that beauty………
…but I missed and I had to settle for jerky…
On behalf of every All-American men out there, a very special thanks to who ever invented body paints.
Thank you, Thank you, and Thank you!
That flag belongs on a pole.
I know it’s you, Bob.
It’s not but I can pretend.
Come on over, Bob’s at the bar til midnight. You can sit in his easy chair, drink beer and fart all evening.
Fart. All. Evening??? I…I…guess I can’t pretend I’m Bob. My hat is off and I salute you.
What we fight for.
Again; what we fight for.
A silent majority is getting PISSED OFF!
For our children, unconventional or not, we must prevail.
A time comes where you say no more.
Damn, Mix. Thanks for your help here..Always good quality stuff…
Diana Prince
I would have majored in art If this was in the syllabus
And what’s behind curtain #3?
Can you warm up my wiener?
Cougarella
Plenty o good eat’n right thar.
You would think so but she has a hurt look like the old man is cheatin’ on her with some young stuff.
For me that is some young stuff!!! WOW!!!
Gotta treat her like a lady…
I can’t say I know how she feels, I’m past the hurt look, I have a thousand yard stare.
Never let your woman run the grill, the chainsaw or the tractor. She figures all that out, she might figure out she don’t really need you.
I like her sense of fashion, coordinating the nail polish with her vest. Nice. Really.
Isn’t it about time we unfurled that flag
Think I’ll dive right in.
That ass needs a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qksz72Xtpwc
That’s Dawn, the crack of Dawn. The early worm gets the…
Delta of Venus?
MILF wearing daughter’s bikini
9th circuit court vs Trump-appointed judges.
Tranny. Pass.
And for the bug-free…
or the northern excursion.
Even animals “chicken”.
Tag, your it…
hidden games
U.S. vs. Russia
Democratic diaphram.
Bet the carpet don’t match.
I imagine the floor is bare.
AFTER.
She rode my mustache for three hours.
Hook ’em, Horns.
Sorry I like tan lines on a woman. And I think she choice wisely for today’s swimsuit.
Bet last suit was just as sexy.
BEFORE.
After