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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:17 pm

Still I’d rather be white. I mean, look at our women!

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
July 10, 2020 2:37 pm

no, look at theirs

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 3:13 pm

Hence, you have Smollet.

Phil
Phil
  nkit
July 10, 2020 5:18 pm

And these girls make brown gravy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Phil
July 10, 2020 9:52 pm

Come on average guy, say it,SAY IT!! Groady to the max.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
July 10, 2020 5:49 pm

Joe Biden running mate short listers.

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  nkit
July 10, 2020 8:07 pm

It’ll take a case of Reddi-wip to get thru one of those carpets. Now I know why they call him Wipper.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
July 10, 2020 11:21 pm

Thanks nkit. Proves what I have posted all along. Blacks are fucking disgusting, feral, smelly sheeboons who’s only function in life is to pop out niglettes while the rest of you pay. Is it any wonder that even niggers look to fuck anything else but their own.

nkit
nkit
  Fatman from Oz
July 11, 2020 12:11 am

That’s as fine a comment that I have heard in a long time…

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  Fatman from Oz
July 11, 2020 2:03 am

She-boon always makes me think of this song.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
July 11, 2020 4:33 am

Lucky you Americans have limits on your SNAP cards, otherwise sheeboons like these grotesque smelly kunted abominations would have your federal deficit at 40 trillion.

When sheeboon monkeys like the shit above, make me look slender (checkout my username) you just know that it is game over.

Mrs. P
Mrs. P
  Bob P
July 10, 2020 8:03 pm

I see your women hitchhiking in short skirts, they always wave excitedly until they see me in the car.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:27 pm

I have a couple of 40s.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  MrLiberty
July 10, 2020 9:08 pm

For the best results, it is hard to beat a hundred round snail drum. They only fit my old AK, but I do have three of them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 3:14 pm

“Time” is what he will get for defending his home.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  Anonymous
July 10, 2020 9:10 pm

I beg to differ. “Time” is what they will waste looking for the bodies.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:08 pm

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Phil
Phil
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 5:19 pm

That’s one helluva push-up bra!

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:09 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:28 pm

And the Travel Channel says that they know where America’s favorite swimming holes are….LOL

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
July 10, 2020 2:19 pm

Those are four of my favourite swimming holes.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 2:24 pm

Never before image of the a very elusive gaggle of split-tail mermaids slowly swims upstream to their secret bathing camp. This should finally put to rest the “Locke Ness” conspiracy theory about mermaid gaggles not existing.

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 8:09 pm

Number one is really a brunette.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:09 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:25 pm

…time to save one…
ME!

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  nkit
July 10, 2020 8:10 pm

A Dagwood Bumstead triple decker.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
July 10, 2020 9:13 pm

Would you count chains mixed with some concrete blocks as a sandwich. They both look like they could use one.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
July 11, 2020 1:56 am

Id forget the sandwich and save Hiliary. Reason. So she can watch the cock gobbling ,trannie loving Obongo drown. Then I would throw the kunt back in and watch her drown, all the while shouting at it “what does it matter”.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:22 pm

Because they have their orders from the Rothschilds and Rockefellers.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:10 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 2:16 pm

This is what I would be doing, if I had boobs.

Bob P
Bob P
  TN Patriot
July 10, 2020 2:23 pm

I’d have my shirt off, too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
July 10, 2020 3:17 pm

and motorboating

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  TN Patriot
July 10, 2020 8:14 pm
GR8ONE
GR8ONE
  TN Patriot
July 10, 2020 8:20 pm

If I was female, I’d be having my own baby!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GR8ONE
July 10, 2020 9:59 pm

If I was female, I would be molesting myself. Oh, wait, can you go to jail for that? Asking for a friend.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 2:27 pm

A mammy massage. I’m good at giving those.

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  Muscledawg
July 10, 2020 8:16 pm

Should we call you Aunt Muscledawg, mammy?

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 9:14 pm

I think she is searching for something. Wonder if she would let me help.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:10 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 2:23 pm

I could’ve sworn that couch arm wasn’t wood before.

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
July 11, 2020 1:30 pm

Netted Mermaid?comment image

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Mix
July 12, 2020 9:33 am

Mix-
Nice catch! What pole did you use? Long or short rod?

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  Muscledawg
July 12, 2020 9:50 pm

My daddy always told me, if you go “short pole fishing ” for a long time, there is no telling what you might catch.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:11 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:11 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 2:32 pm

Now that’s my idea of overflow.

Is that tank top half full or half empty?

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Muscledawg
July 10, 2020 5:23 pm

It’s too large.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Gloriously Deplorable Paul
July 10, 2020 6:38 pm

This beer is too cold and those boobs are too big, said no man ever.

TC
TC
  Muscledawg
July 10, 2020 5:24 pm

yes

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:12 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:29 pm

The photo is 3 short for a full “View.”

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
July 11, 2020 1:48 pm

Your “view” and my view are two different VIEWs.comment image

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 6:28 pm

And runways.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  Anonymous
July 11, 2020 12:41 pm

I think they should protest the commuters in New York who use the subways to get to work on Wall Street. Let’s tell them, this is how they can help stop the “oppression” of minorities by the capitalists.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:27 pm

You get behind; I’ll get the front.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:34 pm

Does that mean they are clean shave’n?

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:16 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 6:29 pm

Cry’n Brian, waa,waa,waa

GR8ONE
GR8ONE
  nkit
July 10, 2020 8:23 pm

No pics of exit wounds?

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
July 10, 2020 9:26 pm

They must have been hitting him with a powder puff.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:17 pm

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Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
July 10, 2020 9:27 pm

The only “time outs” I remember from my childhood was when the old man took a break for another drink.

nkit
nkit
  Thing in Room 101
July 11, 2020 12:18 am

Sometimes my Dad would tire of beating me, and then hand the belt off to my mother to finish it, and clean it all up…a team effort…

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:28 pm

The other kind of special.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:19 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:46 pm

Dog is like WTF…

Mrs. P
Mrs. P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 8:19 pm

After he got fixed, Bob wasn’t interested in learning new tricks.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:19 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:46 pm

Rico Suavee

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:32 pm

US foreign policy.

Another variation:
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TC
TC
  MrLiberty
July 10, 2020 5:26 pm

“It’s only a little mahogany wasp nest; I’ll just knock it down…”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:37 pm

Practicing her prostate massage technique for when she is older…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 6:31 pm

Hmmm, what does this button make the dog do?

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:20 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:48 pm

They’re lucky that bull has had his Antlers chopped off

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 5:19 pm

I think he is enjoying that just a little toooo much.

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  Anonymous
July 10, 2020 11:42 pm

The bull or the Antifa dude?

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:32 pm

Leftist intellectual’s view of socialism.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:22 pm

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Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
July 10, 2020 9:44 pm

You could tell them “the guest room only has a half-bath”.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:25 pm

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Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  nkit
July 12, 2020 11:10 pm

As my co-worker said, why settle for brown beaver when you can have red snapper?

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 11, 2020 12:35 am

nkit, somehow ” God bless you ” just isn’t enough.

Mix
Mix
  Anonymous
July 11, 2020 2:07 pm

Thank nkit. In return…comment imagecomment image

nkit
nkit
  Mix
July 11, 2020 2:10 pm

Thanks again for your great contributions, Mix.They have really added a lot to FF. Thanks.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
July 11, 2020 4:34 pm

Since Mags has lost her mind and is gone, do we have to abide by the no nipple rule. Apparently not – and I’m good with that!

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  ILuvCO2
July 12, 2020 11:12 pm

The no nips rule was imposed by SSS long ago, not Maggie.

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
July 12, 2020 11:30 pm

I have no doubt that Admin wants to never get rid of the no nip rule. Can’t blame him.. What are we, Feral Irishmen?”

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:33 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:49 pm

Dead man running…ain’t no Moses

Phil
Phil
  Cow Doctor
July 10, 2020 5:25 pm

Or..Hey Moses, you got your staff upside down!

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
July 10, 2020 9:42 pm

I was told brave men would stand in until the last possible moment.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:33 pm

Hiding from Ahmed.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:34 pm

Okay, you passed. You can be my girlfriend.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:41 pm

WOW! Impressive…Really impressive. That’s what 3 1/2 yrs of college taught her.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:34 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:50 pm

Lotto ticket time

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:35 pm

Sitting in an easy chair? I’ve been training for this event my entire life!

Dave Huff
Dave Huff
  nkit
July 11, 2020 12:33 pm

Is that Biden?

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:35 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:51 pm

Hoser ATV

Dave Huff
Dave Huff
  Cow Doctor
July 11, 2020 12:33 pm

But does it have a gun?

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:35 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:51 pm

Lotto ticket time

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
July 10, 2020 9:39 pm

You can see the disappointment on his face as soon as the card hit the sculpture.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:36 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
July 10, 2020 1:51 pm

Ain’t never seen that at Sturgis

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 10, 2020 2:43 pm

Here’s another one of those “whatthefucks”.

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  Muscledawg
July 10, 2020 8:27 pm

Farmer porn, nkit is nothing if not inclusive.

nkit
nkit
  Ethnic Cat
July 11, 2020 12:20 am

just behind bacon porn…

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
July 11, 2020 12:47 pm

I want to watch him hit a pot hole full of mud.

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
July 11, 2020 12:55 pm

I didn’t realize democrats designed motorcycles.

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 10:05 pm

Well sit on down here you purdy little philly.

Ethnic Cat
Ethnic Cat
  Anonymous
July 11, 2020 2:07 am

filly

nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 10, 2020 1:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 10, 2020 10:06 pm

Yee haw!!!