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Florida Man’s son Anal took his Ass meat to school for display in that Foriegn Country called New York. Some good ones today Jim. ??
Yes my name is Anal, but my friends call me Asshole.
Mine call me Colon… Kaepernick.
I once had an employee named Anal Shat. No kidding.
Bob P had to get an amputation due to an unfortunate STD. He soon acquired a robotic replacement.
I jerked off yesterday and killed seven people.
You musta been really ready to go with one in the chamber.
Let’s send this one out to Bob P. I think he will enjoy it as much as we all do.
Now that’s funny right there
Oh yea!
My best friend had a Chevy II with a 396 c.i., 4 bbl. back in the late 80’s. Wow.
Not shooting blanks anymore..
Bob thinks the STD clinic is for studs.
The chambers don’t match up with the barrel! Fake!
Y’all have the sense of humor of a blood worm
some blood worms are funny..
Hey Joe Biden. Sniff my balls!
Savage
Fred Flintstone side cutters
Must be the Beatles Christmas party.
And now, because Murder Hornets didn’t get it done……………
No I don’t want a fucking candy cane!!! I want a piece of dung!!
Getting head from a seal is not for the feint of heart.
This is a feint…..
touché
douché!
Checking for limp pecker; listen to the song above.
Sorry, boss. After six drinks I discovered my limit was five.
Pelosi attempted to paint “BLM” on the street.
2018 congressional rules.
Judging by the public’s reaction to the plandemic, this makes sense.
Julie passes her test to join Black Lives Matter.
Kiss my wood, honey.
While liberal parents are away, liberal children play.
To go with the Ass meat on display at the New York City School
I want my money back. Your ass cream cake is completely useless for hemorrhoids, and my dog won’t stop licking my ass.
Tastes like ass.
This machine should contain no men and one woman.
Betcha he’s gay….
I loved hearing my buddy’s story about the time his then GF gave him an ankle bracelet and when his step-dad saw it, he started hitting his ankles with the broom handle.
Twisting his crank in public? Ahh, cmon.
CBT? Or merely self-abuse.
Vanity.
Nice melons. ( I’m sorry . I had to say it.)
Nice boobs, too.
Have a heart, woman. Those melons are blocking your melons.
Melonia Trump
If they are seedless, I will gladly donate some.
Are thoughts eyebrows or caterpillars?
Sorry I had too…
had to copy and paste the url just now. WOW!!! Nice SS.
Not vanity. Playfulness… ?
Fairy go round.
Wise words
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
Classic!
If we all followed that advice, politicians would never be able to draw a crowd for their speeches.
Great. Have you ever considered doing something useful with your life?
Wow dude! You are cooool. I can’t believe the ladies are not lined up outside your door.
…still doesn’t know when the war of 1812 was.
60 grand in debt for his liberal arts degree, but he sure made a cool tiktok.
Never would have guessed that beer can be made from soy beans.
Get a job!
Biden’s actvity director, no doubt.
Bob Ps favorite baker
v
Bob thinks it’s an homage to his size.
Tastes good, too.
Bake for increased volume.
Cow Doctor’s favourite baking.
That’s what the wife says
Point that thing somewhere else.
Now, if I can just get a “Rise” out of it…..
If her hands were warm, she could make the dough rise. Ok, pun intended.
Keep stroking it and my balls will get smaller.
She’s demonstrating her tantric massage technique.
A cornered pussy, is still a pussy.
“I coulda been a contenda!”
A fine example of how the fighters get all the pussy.
Seizure?
Owner of last week’s jackoff dog.
How gay…..
Hate to say it but the Storm is upon us…strap up and get ready.
Riders on the Storm
Just about feel sorry for the poor dumb bastards that started this. NOT!!!!
Right…On…Q…
86-year-old Dennis won the gold in the Fossil Olympics but unfortunately never made it out of the pool due to excess moisture in the lungs. According to CDC rules, the cause of death was Covid.
Later, Dennis joined his 83-year-old wife Gertrude for a friendly motocross race.
I spent the quarantine teaching the dogs new tricks
My dog spent the quarantine teaching me to give her more treats.
More humanity than most libs.
Some friends of mine have a Jewish dog. If you try to hand it food and tell him it is pork, he turns his head. He will not eat it until you tell him it is beef.
Much to learn here.
That’ll be expensive………………..
Such a sign wouldn’t do me much good. If I were driving that fast, I wouldn’t have time to look and see my speed.
It’s just in the male genes to be mesmerized by anything that looks like a tit.
We could use this man again right now
v
I new he was a racist as soon as I saw the stripes and a number on his car.
Yep. All we are missing is a real leader to get the above Storm started.
Seriously…one will arise…and then there will be war. 300,000,000 (+) guns with lots of ammo – and mostly in conservative hands. Gonna get ugly!
1778, Battle of Cuda Covfefe.
The man occupying the White House is very close to being the leader we need.
The man in the video was offered to be made king and he turned it down. If he had wanted to do so he could have been President of the United States for as long as he wanted, but he thought two terms was plenty.
The man currently in the White House stepped away from a successful business to serve his fellow Americans and does so for free.
Neither man is perfect by any stretch of imagination, but both are worthy of our respect.
Put some rocks in your pocket boi so the wind won’t blow you over.
He’s in trouble if he goes to Wyoming.
The wind doesn’t blow in Wyoming, Nebraska sucks……
“The wind doesn’t blow in Wyoming”,
I said Mister where are you from.
Why it can take the top off a big RC,
Or peel an unripened plum.
– Baxter Black
Sheet, the wind blew over a grain elevator here NE Colarada country. The winds just kept getting “higher,higher”.
The opposite side of the rope is “verboten”.
My mother-in-law ask me about living in Arizona. I told her it was just like living in New Mexico without the wind.
sound up for this fail.
I’m sorry, sir, but now that you’re white we have to fire you or the government won’t pay us.
He’s just upset because he looks half-caucasian.
Statues are easy.
Whiteface? Muthafukka – dat be so rayssiss.
Made my Friday!
Absolute proof of “white privilege”. Of course, the first problem he had was with a black man.
That was top notch, Lager.
Some leaf chips, gum balls and hot dog stick. Yum, Yum
“hot dog stick”? Bwaaahahaha, I will think of something to say, after I stop laughing. Aaahahah (sniff, sniff) hot dog stick, bwahaha
You got to start the fire for the steaks with something.
Euell Gibbons would be so proud.
Mine has been reading negative 6 mos.
The typical North American’s reaction to the loss of liberty due to the government response to the Chinese virus.
Pre-silent majority reading.
I said “PUT YOUR MASK ON!”.
Warthogs RULE the field.
Man, I sure wish we had those things back in ’69.
Antifa goes urban.
Liar, liar……
Settle down, boys. She’ll just plead guilty to something minor (pun intended), get a couple of years in minimum security, and the records will be sealed. No one important will ever face justice.
Nope, she’s going to commit suicide……
?w=600&h=380
Clinton body count +1.
Or die from “Covid”
Looks like he found out the laptop was worth more than he thought. Or, maybe its cost just went up.
Surf biking….catch a wave
Could have been worse….could have ended up UNDER the pile of rocks.
Like the recurring theme in the Back to the Future flicks where Biff gets shit dumped on him repeatedly.
Lotto time for this guy.
I disagree…those helmets are great rifle targets
I agree with Cow Doctor.
Future light-blue colanders.
Gonna save a bundle when I don’t have to buy feed for the hogs.
Looks like a bunch of unperforated colanders. I think we can fix that problem for them.
Imported high-quality equipment for local militias is always welcome. We have a home-field advantage.
BOOGALOO Baby. Praise KEK
Targets like these makes me kind of happy that my gun sites always aim a little low.
Blue has always been a good color for targets….
My little girl could whip ’em all.
The app for “goalie”.
If we can make our enemies fall down laughing we have a chance to win WW III.
OOPS….
Erkle; Did I do that?
And he likely is STILL a social studies teacher at a Middle School.
liberals are stupid no matter what flavor they come in !
The only time I ever drive after I drink, is when I know I’m too drunk to walk.
Perpetual motion sex position
We come in peace.
To reverse rotation, they have to fart?
knit, post the naked gif.
no can do…just imagine it..
That looks dirty.
I’d deck her.
You guys see the way she is looking at me? My eyes are up here!!!
Classy prostitute!
Automated sizers don’t really work much differently.
Home grown Indian high tech.
Must be India’s version of The Orange Man.
Foreman needed.
Weekly entrance?
Because thumbtacks and broken glass weren’t available?
Wonder how many kids he’s lived through? Then I realized he has a gravel drive or path and has developed Sherpa feet. Also known as summer feet. If you spend a lot of time outdoors barefoot you understand.
Try it with jacks.
Oh! Oh, pick m… Fuck off! Pick me!
“No soup for You”.
The Three Mutskateers, All for one and one for all.
Branch Manager and his two assistant branch managers.
I love Dogs!
yeah, who the fuck knew?
Labs being labs.
Nice form
Nice form
Nice form
I didn’t know that Indians could be so smokin’ hot!!
I’d like to see her whisker biscuit.
I’d like to see her whisker biscuit.
How does she draw past those beauties?
It’s called a Wonder Bra…remove the bra and the beauties drop and shrink….inside each cup is a pad that creates a shelf that the breasts sit upon thus making them appear larger than they are and by adjusting the straps the breasts can be raised almost to the chin if that is the look desired.
…And now we know…The rest of the story.
The Salvy Queen told me about the dude that was suing for false advertising because after the woman took off her butt-shaper jeans, her ass wasn’t so terrific. I said, at that point who cares? It’s all about the whisker biscuit then.
Damnit Mygirl, you’ve ruined all of my fantasies now. I didn’t need to learn that. I’ll never look at tits the same again. Damnit…..damnit…well…..Maybe?
“I’ll never look at tits the same again.”
You sure about that?
Pre red pics
Archery is a part of me, or not.
Old school bush keeper?
Hope this stays.
Camo toe?
WOW!!! Hey Mygirl…are you going to tell me she’s wearing one of those bras you described? I think NOT!!
A little sunburn going there…let me rub some aloe on it, make it feel better.
Well, this just convinced me that I will look at tits the same. Oh well.
bow/arrows vs a police shield,it’s gonna surprise you
https://auctionarmory.com/swat-shield-vs-arrows/?trk_msg=GQDK2CN26CL43DDTSJVBCUF1QO&trk_contact=454CVJDND322HJ1V4TD5IK7204&trk_module=new&trk_sid=EEMCMT02D8RF1B24561FB94B9G
I have told folks for years that bows were far more dangerous the guns. I have seen the results of being shot by an arrow, and it ain’t pretty.
Karen, the early years
I never believed it when Bob told me about the hitch-hikers but now I owe him an apology. Come on back, Bob, everything is forgiven. I’m wearing my powdered sugar bikini.
Any bikini that would fit you could cover a Volkswagen. I’ll stick with the hitchhiker.
Hop in.
Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go anywhere they want.
Ass, grass or gas but seeing how you have no pockets, two of those are out of the question.
My place it is.
If you see this, you’ve either died or it’s a trap.
How about here?
I’d like to get me one o those for’n jobs…Found On Road…Nekkid.
Need some sound to go with the dance routine
Five minutes each for waltzing!