WILMINGTON, DE—According to sources within the Joe Biden campaign, staffers have been instructed to pick “any black person” for vice president, “since they all think the same anyway.”
He made the comment while in a strategy meeting with aides in his basement.
“Just nab any old black person — they’re all pretty much interchangeable,” Biden reportedly told his aides. “That Stacey chick, the Kamala cop lady, heck, get Denzel Washington for all I care. Any of them are fine. And poor VP candidates are almost as bright as white ones.”
“I had a black friend once, you know. Barry. Really great guy. Very clean and articulate.”
Aides were then able to distract him by giving him a paddleball to play with while they went upstairs to try to do some damage control from whatever the latest racist or sexist thing he said was.
At publishing time, aides said they felt sorry for Biden, since he was under the mistaken impression that he gets to pick the VP candidate himself.
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Satire?
And once again the BEE is more accurate in their parody than the mainstream is in its supposed “facts.”
About 1973 when I was OIC of Base Comm at Tyndall AFB, my Commander called and said give me the name of your best Black, we’re sending him to OTS. When I told the guy, he said hell no I want out. I called my Commander back and he said give me the name of your second best Black. I’m sure that one day my replacement got a call saying give me the names of your best queer and lesbian.
False. Democrats/progtards/totalitarians do not think. They only feel. And all they feel comes from the wellspring of self hatred and hatred of humanity.
Word is that Joe’s gonna pick a guy named Floyd.