Joe Biden (although surely NOT a racist) calls LL Cool J “that boy”

Guest Post by Mark Crispin Miller

How “liberals” reason: “Joe Biden’s NOT a racist (any more than he’s a rapist). That’s Donald Trump you’re thinking of, so Biden CAN’T be either one (or both).”
(Click on the links, not the screenshots.)
Joe Biden was not a racist back in August, 1994 (since, if he was, Barack Obama never would have picked him as a running-mate):

https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1692833836357329100?s=20

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White House Alters Official Transcript After Biden Says ‘Black And Hispanic’ Workers ‘Don’t Have High School Diplomas’

Via ZeroHedge

President Biden, who was mentored by former KKK ‘Exalted Cyclops’ Robert Byrd, once called a black adviser ‘boy‘ during a FEMA briefing, called Obama the first mainstream ‘bright and clean‘ and articulate African-American, and worried in the late 70s that forcing schools to desegregate would subject his white children to “a racial jungle,” just did it again.

(There’s a lot more, by the way…)

Then-Senator Joe Biden holding hands with mentor and former KKK Exalted Cyclops Sen. Robert Byrd in 2008

 

In another humiliating gaffe, the 80-year-old Biden suggested that  black and hispanic workers don’t have high school diplomas.

“We’ve seen record lows in unemployment particularly — and I’ve focused on this my whole career — particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans, you know, the workers without high school diplomas,” he said in televised remarks.

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WHAT JOE BIDEN THINKS ABOUT BLACK KIDS

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Biden Tells Staffers To Pick Any Black Person For VP ‘Since They All Think The Same Anyway’

Via The Babylon Bee

WILMINGTON, DE—According to sources within the Joe Biden campaign, staffers have been instructed to pick “any black person” for vice president, “since they all think the same anyway.”

He made the comment while in a strategy meeting with aides in his basement.

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A Fatal Failing of Establishment Elites

Guest Post by Pat Buchanan

A Fatal Failing of Establishment Elites

Biden’s gaffe and Burchard’s slur have this in common: Both manifest a measure of condescension toward a large bloc of voters. Hillary Clinton did something similar in 2016…

In his half-century in national politics, Joe Biden has committed more than his fair share of gaffes. Wednesday, he confused Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7, 1941, with D-Day, June 6, 1944.

The more serious recent gaffe, a beaut, came at the close of a recent contentious interview with black activist Charlamagne tha God.

A miffed Biden signed off, saying, “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”

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To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim

Via The Babylon Bee

The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don’t work at all if you can help it. You can look it up. It’s in the Proverbs somewhere.

That’s why we’re announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire.

We at The Babylon Bee realized we were spending all this time trying to satirize Joe Biden when, frankly, he just can’t be satirized. He’s doing all the hard work for us with statements like “You ain’t black!” and, of gun violence, that “150 million people have been killed since 2007.”

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Gropey Joe Thinks He’s an Expert On What Minorities Should Think

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

Gropey Joe Thinks He’s an Expert On What Minorities Should Think

Old Grandpa Badfinger is the go-to source for many things: how to raise an awesome achiever kid like his snortunate son Hoover, how to not awkwardly molest women in Senate corridors, and how to not be manifestly senile. But, as my unicorn Chet recently observed, his greatest contribution may be as the mentor to black America. Recently, in an interview with someone called “Charlemagne tha God,” the sinewy old weirdo opined that “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” The guy who is now assuming the mantle of arbiter of defining “What is black?” is the same guy who spends most mornings looking around his basement for his lost slipper.

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