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Joe Biden (although surely NOT a racist) calls LL Cool J “that boy”

Guest Post by Mark Crispin Miller

How “liberals” reason: “Joe Biden’s NOT a racist (any more than he’s a rapist). That’s Donald Trump you’re thinking of, so Biden CAN’T be either one (or both).”
(Click on the links, not the screenshots.)
Joe Biden was not a racist back in August, 1994 (since, if he was, Barack Obama never would have picked him as a running-mate):

https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1692833836357329100?s=20

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Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden’s campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, “I’m so close I can smell her.”

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To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim

Via The Babylon Bee

The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don’t work at all if you can help it. You can look it up. It’s in the Proverbs somewhere.

That’s why we’re announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire.

We at The Babylon Bee realized we were spending all this time trying to satirize Joe Biden when, frankly, he just can’t be satirized. He’s doing all the hard work for us with statements like “You ain’t black!” and, of gun violence, that “150 million people have been killed since 2007.”

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Gropey Joe Thinks He’s an Expert On What Minorities Should Think

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

Gropey Joe Thinks He’s an Expert On What Minorities Should Think

Old Grandpa Badfinger is the go-to source for many things: how to raise an awesome achiever kid like his snortunate son Hoover, how to not awkwardly molest women in Senate corridors, and how to not be manifestly senile. But, as my unicorn Chet recently observed, his greatest contribution may be as the mentor to black America. Recently, in an interview with someone called “Charlemagne tha God,” the sinewy old weirdo opined that “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” The guy who is now assuming the mantle of arbiter of defining “What is black?” is the same guy who spends most mornings looking around his basement for his lost slipper.

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How Long Can Biden Stay in His Basement?

Guest Post by Pat Buchanan

How Long Can Biden Stay in His Basement?

The worry is that he is suffering from mental decline and could be destroyed by Trump in a presidential debate. Biden forgets, mumbles, misspeaks, loses his train of thought and appears, at times, confused.

Where Barack Obama achieved notoriety for “leading from behind,” Joe Biden, these last two months, has been leading from the basement.

And, one must add, doing so quite successfully.

Since his rout of Bernie Sanders on Super Tuesday, Biden has led President Donald Trump in every national poll and, lately, opened up a lead in Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Florida. One poll has him tied with Trump in Texas.

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1993 CNN Clip Unearthed Of Biden Accuser’s Mother Telling Larry King Of “Problems” With “Prominent Senator”

Via ZeroHedge

A 1993 clip from CNN‘s “Larry King Live” has been unearthed, which features the mother of Biden accuser Tara Reade asking for advice on how to address her “problems” working with a prominent senator, as nobody in Washington would help her.

Reade has accused Biden of forcibly penetrating her with his fingers nearly 30 years ago when she was a staffer for the then-US senator from Delaware.

The Intercept broke the news that a transcript existed of the Aug. 11, 1993 broadcast, while Reade confirmed with Fox News that the woman on the call was in fact her mother, Jeanette Altimus.

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