Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden’s campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, “I’m so close I can smell her.”

Biden’s staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. “He’s huffing longer, deeper inhalations,” said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. “That means he’s getting really close.”

Biden’s staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he’ll definitely have a VP pick by the first week of August.

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14 Comments
oldtimer505
oldtimer505
August 2, 2020 2:48 pm

How old she joe?

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 2, 2020 2:53 pm

No doubt my favorite page of all time, especially yesterday!

E=mC2
E=mC2
August 2, 2020 4:16 pm

There was once a boy who loved to pull his pud.
Pull, pull, pull, pull, squirt, squirt.
One day, he thought about finding a girl to help pull his pud.
I will work hard to support you if you will pull my pud, he said.
She worked hard.
Pull, pull, pull, pull, squirt, squirt.
Finally, she got tired.
I will not pull your pud anymore, she said.
He thought he could find another girl to pull his pud.
No, she said. We are married and you cannot have another girl.
Now he had a pud that needed pulling and a wife to support.
The End.

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  E=mC2
August 4, 2020 4:20 am

I take it you too are a married man.

E=mC2
E=mC2
  Call me Jack
August 4, 2020 3:09 pm

Those poor fools who don’t know the trap they are walking into. Run, Forest!

E=mC2
E=mC2
August 2, 2020 4:21 pm
Steve
Steve
August 2, 2020 4:46 pm

…..and judging by the accompanying photo, I’d say the smell is more of a stench.

Yahsure
Yahsure
August 2, 2020 4:49 pm

I guess the idea it has to be a black woman,isn’t racist in any way. I just don’t see Joe wanting to sniff any of the candidates being offered. Too old and too ugly.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 2, 2020 7:17 pm

They keep telling Joe she’s gotta be 35, but he keeps hoping 35 months is enough.
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ChickenInspector
ChickenInspector
August 2, 2020 7:37 pm

Smell her, or smell her pussy?

E=mC2
E=mC2
  ChickenInspector
August 2, 2020 8:41 pm

CI, what percentage of your findings are circumcised?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 2, 2020 8:27 pm

Two days later he won’t remember who he picked anyway.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  MrLiberty
August 2, 2020 11:46 pm

“The black lady – you know the one!”

Fascism Now!
Fascism Now!
  Iska Waran
August 4, 2020 3:10 pm