The story from Aurora, Colorado goes like this: A man jumps out of his vehicle after dropping a lit cigarette down his jacket. He then stumbled while leaving the van – which was still running without its brakes on. In the process, he got caught under one of his own wheels. Doctors say the man is in critical condition but will likely survive.
Amou Haji is an 80 year old man who has chosen to live a solitary, nomadic life in Southern Iran. He hasn’t bathed in 60 years and smokes a pipe filled with animal feces. Haji believes “cleanliness brings him sickness,” according to the Tehran Times.
Though his chosen lifestyle may seem a little off, including eating his favorite meal of dead, rotten porcupine, Haji may be happier than many who live that of a more conventional lifestyle. He says the lacking of material possession actually makes him happy.
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Send in the Dogs!
That looks like a cruciate ligament rupture waiting to happen
Well done, genius; you qualify for BLM.
Stupid games
Congratulations moron: a broken coccyx.
Take a bow if you can.
Missed it by that much.
The I.Q. of a democrat – on parade.
After opening his fifth beer in similar fashion . . . Well let’s just say his friends now call him stumpy.
He’s going to be Stubby Dick if he swings that Arkansas Toothpick the wrong way.
Audrey started this puzzle at age five, and to see her life’s work destroyed in an instant . . . was hilarious.
The first time is just for practice anyway.
Flunked High School Physics
Found above the definition of Butt Hurt
Hip hip ooops. Hooray.
Auntie would suggest including a pelvic x-ray among the battery of pictures taken at the Emergency.
F with the bull get the horns
Now that’s talent! That alone should guarantee her the crown.
Funny thing is, she probably wheres something like that to the beach, or instagrams it, but here she wants to act all modest.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Fucking monkey bitch.
Scored a 7 on the Richter scale
But, but the marquee outside said table dancing.
Bridge over troubled rotter
Meth head olympics
Ive said it before and I stand by my theory that they must be putting stupidity inducing chemicals in modern tattoo inks.
I think it’s the meth before and after the visit to the tattoo shop.
I think the stupidity is a prerequisite for the tattoos.
My scars are my tattoos.
“Get this Android scrap the phock outta here. Where’s the iPhone, dog? What?”
Waiting for Your Average Joe…so I can agree with him
Cats just ………………………………………………………………………………………………..suck
Yes…yes they often do.
I keep seeing more and more reasons to NOT have cats.
Some good stuff tonight, Goose. Thanks for helping out.
Yep, seen some good stuff…
Odd looking nose on that one.
Bottom view of a camel toe.
Little brother and big brother
Belgian Wedgie
AHHH, let it go dad. Horses really don’t eat that much.
Mr. Moron Yellow Emoji face needs to sit a lot closer to the Tel Avi(v)sion.
Most idiots know to put their TV on a more secure stand.
Bitch slap.
A BDR and a yapper Noob, trying to keep up.
Experienced, able to change directions on a dime, leaping over obstacles almost effortlessly.
And the inexperienced BD wannabe getting schooled. And ditched.
Priceless.
Just joined The Bush Club.
If you cannot run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
Yep, dey breaks da window and dey runs away.
why does this look so familiar …. hmnnnnnn …
Taken from last months nightly news
BLM-Antifa training video.
Still learning to use tools…
Found out he could do some work and it scared him so much he couldn’t stay around.
Karen the swan.
Take that damned thing off you stupid human.
Yep, a goose has a big pecker too.
Even bulls hate BLM
Now do Washington DC.
First a few practice runs on Portland or Detroit?
CAMDEN!
Napalm in the morning…smells like…victory
Right up the Silicon Valley.
Stupid Games
The quickest way to get your ass beat.
Crying Soy-boy missed the Homo in his cup.
Lorena Bobbit’s sister
Shades of “Fatal Attraction”
Reminds me of one of my sister-in-laws. The one that lives in a rubber room.
I tried to convince myself she was rolling dice, but it didn’t work. Excuse me while I clean up.
What is monkey?
I’m back . . . dammit. Excuse me again.
It came to me in a nightmare.
Looks like Jack Skelington’s ride
This covid lockdown has set technology back a pretty long way…
Bears are born to kick ass…
Nice catch
damn good save
You get 3 swings before you’re out!
Nope…you can have the computer. Ain’t going anywhere near that thing
Yeah, a socialist paradise is going to create something like that.
And when you don’t feed It , or go to the proper website, or say naughty things on TBP, you get terminated by the scorpion stinger.
Wow!
Used to call on a car hauling company and they had to specially design trailers for Corvettes. One year, I got to see drawings of a new model ‘Vette months before the unveiling.
…and the next car.
Foul sip
Cute Boxer
Biddonbamp, tishh!
? when you finally see it
African or Indian?
igneous
They are inscrutable!
Wuhan Globetrotters?
It’s 2020 and they’ve come home to roost.
Off to fight the locust invasion.
Feline happy meal.
Its Halloween “Peeps” time again.
Chicky Mc nuggets
Someone should really teach him how stairs work.
Spiked the landing and roll out: 10.
Aw, the tuck and roll from a height! Good criminal behavior!
A more intelligent form of Jungleball.
Cat Burglar.
Now you know.