The story from Aurora, Colorado goes like this: A man jumps out of his vehicle after dropping a lit cigarette down his jacket. He then stumbled while leaving the van – which was still running without its brakes on. In the process, he got caught under one of his own wheels. Doctors say the man is in critical condition but will likely survive.
Amou Haji is an 80 year old man who has chosen to live a solitary, nomadic life in Southern Iran. He hasn’t bathed in 60 years and smokes a pipe filled with animal feces. Haji believes “cleanliness brings him sickness,” according to the Tehran Times.
Though his chosen lifestyle may seem a little off, including eating his favorite meal of dead, rotten porcupine, Haji may be happier than many who live that of a more conventional lifestyle. He says the lacking of material possession actually makes him happy.
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Would you call that an “atomic face plant”?
When we finally see something like this (or a 100) coming up the Potomac to Modor, we will know that things might be getting better.
Beavis and Butthead…the live version.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets a face full of 2nd degree burns.
From Vegas down to Tombstone and back again on a Harley. Thank you, God for the experience.
USPS
That’s a good dad.
Chief posted this earlier today, and it is so frickin’ cool, IMHO.
Would love to try this, if I wore a younger man’s clothes.
Looks like a blast.
God help him, if his fuel pack somehow leaks and the jets ignite the whole shebang.
Wow! Can you imagine the arm strength that he must have to support his upper body for that long?
Next flight, hitting the drone only needed 10 stitches.
I prefer my wings fixed.
Camo Helicopter
Judy Garland
Bambi
Welcome home, deer.
Extend that up to B.C. please, then let’s get Bugs Bunny to saw it off and shove it over to China.
Hold up there… everything in oregon and washington east of the I-5 corridor is a whole different world then Portland and Seattle. I am a pretty big fan of this the greater Idaho Project. I would link it if the site were not fighting me so hard on links today.
http://www.greateridaho.org/
Much shorter wall needed. Left of the yellow letters.
They’re working on it.
Heck. I even want to help!
Map.
Cartography can be fun.
If they go far enough left…they fall into the ocean.
Yep
Just great, get a deuce bag.
Someone should thump that asshole.
When spouse 2 worked at the home, they would call that a six foot “impaction”.
Take out their whole army? What did I win?
Maybe the player who wears a name on their helmet should read out their rap sheet at half-time.
Their own rap sheet or the one for the perp whose name is on their helmet?
“…you enormous Communist clown.”
FIFY
You’re just doing your best to make Bernie sound like a lier. No, wait. To do that you would just have to be quiet; he’s doing pretty well on his own.
Thx, JJ.
Hey, darling, come over here, sit on my lap, and take dictation (if we’re reliving the fifties, might as well go all the way).
Alice Denham – here
This is what I saw from the past could only imagine what the future would hold.
Insert appropriate meme here! This sometimes goes sideways.
The Whoredonna of her time…
That looks right.
I’m pretty sure she/he/it has an extra one.
C’mon, Nkit; that thing needs a preparatory “Viewing may be considered gag-inducing, unsuitable for many and hazardous to your health!” warning label.
At minimum.
But Wait!!There’s More!!
When does this thing go on trial for premeditated murder?
Yep
Yeah, but one of those 460,000 bikers died from covid. One! That delicious South Dakota governor needs a spanking, and I’m just the man for the job.
Teh Seam Raesno Uoy Nca Raed Htis
If you keep the first and the last letters of each word in their place, it becomes effortless to read, no matter how you scramble the intervening letters.
It wroks somehtnig lkie tihs, yuor brian recgnozinzes wolhe wrods inpendndet of lteetr psotoin, ulnses of cuosre yuor a brian daed dmecroat.
Your brain can also see Sheila Gap.
or a juicy mouth-watering steak.
I thought the push for “ebonics spelling classes” had been done away with.
And when Dave found out he enjoyed it, everyone refused to work with him, too.
Yummy.
Ann Margaret (before the accident)?
Better days. Much better. No comparison even.
Yeah, really look at her crotch, she is packing something other than girly parts in there.
Good old Ann, she was such a slutty tease, I loved it.
14?
would that make you more interested in her?
No. Just commenting on how seriously young she looks. When I go looking for pics to post, I stay away from the very young looking ones. They are likely over 18, but the farther away I get from that number, the more “bothersome” I find images of those that appear even younger.
I would never knowingly post any picture of a girl younger than 18. I often check before posting. I admit, it can be a bit questionable with Asian girls, but, I know that the site that I get them from won’t post underage girls either.
BTW, I went to Henderson High, and Lakeside before that.
Relax Francis.
I wanna poke her dots.
right-click—loop
Looks a bit like Tiger’s ex.
Can’t spell Triumph without Trump.
Her jacket says “triumph”. Does this mean she is already calling for a Trump third term ?
Custom interior?