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I worked with a jig who was sleeping every chance he could get. I shoulda done that.
Just can’t wait for that pumpkin pie…
Botulism. Do not eat.
Looks like a lot of fun; but is it really worth the walk back to the top? Maybe I’m just lazy but I would want a chopper waiting at the bottom.
And that board is designed for snow, which is not abrasive. How long can a board last with that kind of treatment. But it does look like fun.
This is Buttercup Off Road Recreational Area, about 100 miles east of San Diego. Super place for bikes, three wheeler’s, quads, buggies, etc. You’ll get a fun ride back to the top as many times as you want. Regular injuries and an occasional death from ballistic miss adventures. One of…maybe three things I miss about So. Cal.
Yeah, not far from there is the Anza Borrego Desert. At night you could see the entire milky way. I sure do miss that.
Oh, they’re all so cute, but I’ll take the tall one in the miniskirt.
I’d also start by licking her feet and ankles , but then slowly work my way up.
7 fluffy puppies and 2 sweater kittens.
zero f*cks given
How to handle the Portland and Seattle rioters.
$30,000.00 fire starter.
Pussies.
That is one courageous dude … God Bless Him … not a drop of victimhood in his blood or his bones or his heart or his soul …
That atribute is strong in Whites.
Ok, loser, WTF? Are you stupid? Check out “Crispy” Avila, grow up.
The victimhood is rampant in white lefties too, moron.
That’s all you got??
I suggest you practice on yer daddy or your brother little Missy.
I couldn’t kick that thing if it was on top of a t ball stand and I had a tennis racket tied to my foot.
My kid and his friends thought they were hot kicking a hackey-sack.
“Love to eat them mousys
Mousys what love to eat,
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet”
Unkown
B Kliban
. . . the Qat guy
I’ll help YourAverageJoe, “Cats Suck!”.
Dolphins blitz!
Nice body slam there Flipper!
I’ll bet the ladies are lining up to date this dude. Oh yeah.
Step one my ankles say “Nope!”
“I’ll take a 1/4lb. with cheese, and a large fry”.
Beta-male democrat.
See, it’s just like handing off our dildo. I give it to you, you stick it in a hole, then hand it off to me, I do it also, and so on.
Soccer players = pussies. They need to be smeared all over the boards by an NHLer so they’ll grow a pair.
another pc liberal queer talking shit BoB Probert is dead…Troy Crowder
I’m tired of this home schooling shit!!!!! Just leave me alone!!!!!
Things could be worse…
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“What’s happening to mommy” asks little Billly.
Most campaign ads suck.
Not this one out of Tejas, trending online on conservative sites.
Go Texas!
Saw it this AM, it is awesome approach and ad!
You GO Wesley! We need you to pitch that fucking CUNT Lizzie Fletcher out on her cheeze-filled ASS.
I will be proud to have you as my Congressman.
John James for Senate 2020, Mi. (R).
Personal details
Born June 8, 1981 (age 39)
Detroit, Michigan, U.S.
Political party Republican
Spouse(s) Elizabeth James
Children 3
Education United States Military Academy (BS)
University of Michigan (MBA)
Pennsylvania State University (MS)
Military service
Allegiance United States
Branch/service United States Army
Years of service 2004–2012
Rank US-O3 insignia.SVG Captain
Battles/wars Iraq War
Awards Combat Action Badge
Air Assault Badge
Aircrew Badge
James graduated from Brother Rice High School in 1999. He graduated from the United States Military Academy (West Point) in 2004, and served for eight years in the Army, participating in multiple tours of duty in Operation Iraqi Freedom, where he was an AH-64 Apache pilot. He attended the Ranger School and became Ranger-qualified, but was not a part of the 75th Ranger Regiment and is therefore not considered to be an Army Ranger by the U.S. Army.
My dad once had an old truck which he said cost him so much he would have to run it til the wheels came off. Well, that’s not him nor his truck.
Wait until this driver sees how much THIS is going to cost him/his company.
Wow, quite an innovation, but here’s a better idea: let’s get some frigging food.
still running your tampon Troy
loose
Sometimes Texas cattlemen can’t afford a trailer so they travel like this…
Not a Texas license plate
Not a Texas license plate
yet….
That’s an Okie
Must be a Taurus
It’s like Action Park, N.J. in the 80’s.
Now that made me laugh….do stupid things and all….
Dykish looking cunt got what she asked for.
wanna lick a snake?
Well, as long as you’re up there…….
It would be a good time to find out how tuff that muff is.
No muff too tuff — We dive at five….
I’ll get your shoe out of the ceiling, however………………….
Why the hell are you guys focusing on the shoe?
That would be great for night fishing.
Here doctor….here’s how it happened.
Foul balls
5 years earlier…
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I guess he didn’t appreciate a pecker pecking his pecker.
Patrick Roy used to do that with his goalie stick to guys who parked on his crease.
It could be worse.
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Eunuch training starts off easy.
Just a little too much wood between his legs.
Pretty good aim to swing off like that and hit such a small target.
As students advance toward eunuchood, the training becomes more grueling.
Poetry in motion …..
And try cheating on the eunuch final exam; I dare you.
Democratic Congressional candidates start campaign for re-election.