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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:55 pm

Oh, here she comes! Dammit, now here I come.

Guido McShagg
Guido McShagg
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:41 pm
Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 5:58 pm

She a porn star?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
September 26, 2020 8:20 am

Not enough tats.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:35 pm

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Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 7:37 pm

When her hands get tired, I will be more than willing to help her out and take over that job.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Thing in Room 101:
September 25, 2020 7:44 pm

After 30 min and my eyes are starting to go cross/eyed, but I’m not giving up.

brewer55
brewer55
  TN Patriot
September 25, 2020 8:59 pm

LOL!! Heha

Hotstuff
Hotstuff
  TN Patriot
September 27, 2020 1:22 am

Keep your eyes on the prize!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:08 pm

After looking at the bouncing tits, it’s also a bit bonery out.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:51 pm

Air Canada employee of the month.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
September 26, 2020 11:29 am

Full-time help wanted;
Cracked Eggs Inc.
906-643-****

Hotstuff
Hotstuff
  MrLiberty
September 27, 2020 1:14 am

USPS making sure that boxes of mailed-in Trump ballots get to the polling station on time. 😉

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:46 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 5:11 pm

I never thought of getting through one of those things like that.

a9racer
a9racer
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 8:35 pm

Perfect landing!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:49 pm

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Well there’s your problem.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 6:11 pm

I never did like engine driven fire pumps

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  YourAverageJoe
September 25, 2020 7:47 pm

That looks like a dynamometer. And is the reason you start them up from outside the room.

a9racer
a9racer
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 9:47 pm

Expensive dyno pull right there. I watched that about 30 times. That last lil piston hanging on for all he’s worth…

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 11:07 pm

It takes an insane amount of boost to make enough cylinder pressure to split the block above the main bearing webs. BIG power for a very short time.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Gloriously Deplorable Paul
September 26, 2020 1:41 pm

Yes. I was wondering what was fueling the run away. I have seen engine oil sucked into the turbo and it usually ends up with a rod through the block, not a completely separated block.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
September 26, 2020 7:42 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 12:56 pm

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junkie
junkie
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 2:29 pm

She’s a real swinger!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 5:12 pm

Geez……..you’d think that would hurt after awhile.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 7:37 pm

Katee Owen, if you want to see more.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 11:08 pm

I’ve been watching for twenty minutes hoping she’ll turn around. I can sleep later.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 11:50 pm

I’m 68. I’ve got an erection. I’m calling my friends with the news.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 26, 2020 5:14 pm

Calm down. It was just a cramp.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
September 26, 2020 11:34 am

The cameraman needed to be 2ft. to the right.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:02 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 5:13 pm

“They might be small, but you’ll never touch them!”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 6:12 pm

Ja!

brewer55
brewer55
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 9:01 pm

Well, after all, it is Oktoberfest!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:03 pm

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brewer55
brewer55
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 9:01 pm

ein bier, bitte…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:11 pm

Nice jugs

Guido McShagg
Guido McShagg
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:42 pm

Where is T4C?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 5:14 pm

Oh……..My Happy Place!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:14 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:26 pm

Somethings missing. Oh! I’ve just noticed that a mug of beer looks a lot tastier when held by a sexy woman. Wonder if advertising companies know about this?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:17 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  MrLiberty
September 26, 2020 8:18 am

Friday night after a week of homeschooling

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  a9racer
September 26, 2020 1:43 pm

Or Monday morning getting ready to start the week’s homeschooling.

Jerry S
Jerry S
  MrLiberty
September 26, 2020 5:44 pm

Hillary, election night??

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:19 pm

Looks like she may have the Corona:

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 1:37 pm

As the last breath left my body I still couldn’t regret the way I caught corona (the virus was harmless but my wife wasn’t).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 4:23 pm

I’ll take her temp.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
September 25, 2020 5:15 pm

Looks like she’s warming up for her Dom.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
September 26, 2020 11:43 am

New therapeutic discovered; corona strap down.

Bob P
Bob P
September 25, 2020 1:44 pm

Mr. Liberty, you and I appear to be the only people on FF this afternoon. Guess everyone else in the universe has something better to do.

junkie
junkie
  Bob P
September 25, 2020 1:59 pm

Where’s all the redheads?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
September 25, 2020 5:17 pm

I’m late to the party as usual lately. Here’s my mia culpa.
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brewer55
brewer55
  Muscledawg
September 25, 2020 9:03 pm

“Hey Joe, I love you lonnnnnnggggg time!”

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 1:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 1:58 pm

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Neuday
Neuday
  nkit
September 25, 2020 4:16 pm

Women with hammers. Both hands on a perhaps 16-oz hammer, looking like she’s never before swung such a thing, then surprised at the result. Women with hammers. Sheesh.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:30 pm

I’m not a big safety glasses wearer, but gloves and safety glasses are an absolute must when doing something like this.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 1:59 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:30 pm

See….the importance of safety glasses. And where did he buy that hammer? Harbor Freight Tools??

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:00 pm

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Neuday
Neuday
  nkit
September 25, 2020 4:16 pm

Aaand, more women with hammers on FF.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Neuday
September 25, 2020 5:31 pm

These are from the dumbass demolition series.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:00 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 26, 2020 8:23 am

Some people should not be allowed near tools!!!

Guido McShagg
Guido McShagg
September 25, 2020 2:00 pm

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Box
Box
  Guido McShagg
September 25, 2020 9:40 pm

Well if you don’t feel anything after 6 million that gives you a confidence interval of ninety-nine point nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein….

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:01 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:32 pm

All she had to do was look at it.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:02 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:32 pm

I think I’m becoming more of a supporter of safety glasses.

MistahShift
MistahShift
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:37 pm

Busting up pianos is dangerous shit if you don’t de-tune them first. Lots of energy in them strings.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MistahShift
September 25, 2020 9:04 pm

That’s why the back plate/bottom plate (grand pianos) is made of cast iron.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
September 25, 2020 11:15 pm

Saw a guy hit an inflated truck tire in frustration one time. Yep, right in the face.

Phil
Phil
  nkit
September 26, 2020 4:44 pm

He hit the ‘Brown Note’.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:02 pm

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~L
~L
September 25, 2020 2:02 pm

one that appeals to my softer side…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  ~L
September 25, 2020 5:36 pm

My brother in law always owned huge, jacked up full size American 4×4 trucks with massive tires, etc. We were all out in the desert (Joshua Tree north of Palm Springs) once and his truck got stuck in the sand. It would not budge. So we hooked up my Toyota 4×4 to try and pull him out. Thankfully for my long term relationship with him it also did not work to get him out. I was really hoping though. Lots of digging, boards, etc. did the trick eventually.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 26, 2020 1:48 pm

Let the air out of the tires to about 15 psi. you’ll float right out.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:04 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:20 pm

There goes the collarbone!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 25, 2020 6:17 pm

That darn gravity thing sucks!

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:05 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 26, 2020 8:25 am

Look who gets a brown shower!!

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:07 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:37 pm

That calf had NO IDEA what he was getting into.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
September 25, 2020 9:55 pm

In the animal world, it’s Mamma who has the dad reflexes

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:07 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 26, 2020 8:28 am

After the swim meet the coach had some encouraging words, “Maybe you should consider trying out for the debate team”.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 26, 2020 11:57 am

New springboard champ at Wuhan Labs annual summer swim meet.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:08 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 25, 2020 5:22 pm

Good save, but you’re still not getting laid later.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 25, 2020 2:28 pm

My impression of the Democrats getting cozy with Antifa.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 26, 2020 12:00 pm

“Lefty” now swims in circles.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
September 25, 2020 2:10 pm

This is how a female governor should prioritize, and Kristi’s one I could get behind.
Ahem.

Take notice, frau Whitmer.

Bonus: All the whining Karens and PETA types voicing their objection. Beautiful. JF beautiful.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
September 25, 2020 2:29 pm

I nominate Governor Noem for most fuckable politicain.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Bob P
September 25, 2020 3:58 pm

First it was Sarah Palin, then Nicki Haley. It appears we have a new front runner and in 2nd I nominate Kim Klacik. Nice smart, young Republican women. FTW!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  1969Bird
September 25, 2020 5:24 pm

The smart part was marrying a white guy. Lucky bastard. And yes, she is smokin’ hot!!!!

BL
BL
  Bob P
September 25, 2020 6:09 pm

Why not Bob P, they have been fukkin’ us for years.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
September 25, 2020 7:27 pm

Likin’ what I’m seeing from Ron DeSantis in Florida the last few days.
Felonies for rioters, and just declared all Covid restrictions cancelled.

Gretchen?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 25, 2020 7:33 pm

Are you sure you don’t want kamala harris

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
September 25, 2020 8:20 pm

I hear she’s only good on her knees.

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  Anonymous
September 25, 2020 8:34 pm

How can I say !!YES!! any louder?

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Anonymous
September 25, 2020 11:20 pm

I’m told her Indian name is Spread Eagle.

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  Anonymous
September 25, 2020 8:37 pm

I did notice it took her three shots to bring it down. If she was really good, she would be using a 22 and bring them down with head shots. It was also “conveniently” close by at the right time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 25, 2020 10:57 pm

DeSantis/Noem 2024

Mix
Mix
  Anonymous
September 26, 2020 12:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 26, 2020 1:53 pm

Yet ANOTHER sa-smokin’ hot republican woman!

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:10 pm

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Steve
Steve
  nkit
September 26, 2020 11:01 pm

.177 pellet?

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:11 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 26, 2020 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:12 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
September 25, 2020 3:05 pm

Water launched drone destroyer: notch your belt proudly for the kill.

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:15 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
September 25, 2020 4:00 pm

Was that a 4 legged cousin It?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 26, 2020 12:21 pm

A no shit, Shit Sue.

Suds
Suds
September 25, 2020 2:15 pm

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GT_Void
GT_Void
  Suds
September 25, 2020 9:23 pm

Thanks for the eyewash from that post above.

Suds
Suds
September 25, 2020 2:15 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Mix
September 26, 2020 1:48 pm

The most popular girl at sleepovers or any party for that matter

nkit
nkit
September 25, 2020 2:15 pm

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Thing In Room 101
Thing In Room 101
  nkit
September 25, 2020 4:10 pm

Some body really has a dirty mind for even their computer to get this bad. Looks like they must have watched a LOT of porn.

Neuday
Neuday
  nkit
September 25, 2020 4:35 pm

Many years ago, in the Windows 3.11 and Windows 95 days, I repaired computers in a computer shop with about 6 other techs. I recall there was an obese couple, upper 50’s in age, on “disability”, who did little else other than play Warcraft over the internet and smoke cigarettes. Every few months one of them would either misconfigure the modem or video card or get a virus or whatever and they’d bring in one of their his-and-hers computers, yell at us about how “our computers are always breaking”, and absolutely demanding that we fix their computer first rather than waiting the 2 or 3 days in line behind the other customers, such was their addiction to Warcraft and nicotine.

One of us had to drag their PC behind the building with a can of compressed air to clean it out. This .gif is pretty much what it looked like, but you can’t imagine the smell.

MistahShift
MistahShift
  Neuday
September 25, 2020 5:47 pm

I found a mouse living in my work PC years ago. A slot was open in the back, so it went right in and built a nest.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
September 25, 2020 6:12 pm

When we got our computers ans SATCOM equipment back from Afghanistan, this was typical! But it was a very fine reddish consistency.

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