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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 2:57 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:48 pm

Someone’s been practicing.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 2:57 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:07 pm

Soccer players need a consult from the WWE and some better acting lessons. Their dives suck.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
October 10, 2020 5:48 am

What do you expect CD, they play soccer.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 2:58 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 9, 2020 7:53 pm

Hahaahahahaha

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:07 pm

Wet pussy…I waited all afternoon and no one would post it.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 2:58 pm

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Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:46 pm

HA, my sheps do that every day out in the back 50.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
October 10, 2020 5:55 am
nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 2:59 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 6:08 pm

Proving once again that fat bounces………………….somewhat.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Muscledawg
October 9, 2020 7:55 pm

Tats flounces

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 3:40 pm

Now try 400 feet.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
October 9, 2020 7:55 pm

Now yer talkin’

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:47 pm

Try it with a hood over its head.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:01 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 9, 2020 3:37 pm

Works at the Federal Reserve, obviously.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:02 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 9, 2020 7:56 pm

brilliant!

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:03 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:09 pm

His new nickname is Nardless Ned

Phil
Phil
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 8:53 pm

Or Nadless Nerd.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:06 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 6:56 am

Great idea.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 3:44 pm

That’s impressive, but you always paint at least three times more parking spaces than they ever need, so take a few years off.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
October 10, 2020 6:04 am

He got a job with blm/antifuks do’in street “art” in nyc.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:19 am

I thought they used a stencil for these.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 3:07 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Cow Doctor
October 11, 2020 7:20 am

Never mess with a moose.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:07 pm

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Thing In Room 101
Thing In Room 101
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:54 pm

I guess that’s a one dog power paddle board.

Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:47 pm

brilliant

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:07 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 6:09 am

Some species definitely have a “fun” gene.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:21 am

Awesome.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 3:48 pm

The favourite fast food spot of killer whales.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:21 am

That looks fun.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 3:08 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 3:35 pm

That is really mean to Cesar Romero.
Willie Brown must have really been hardup for anything I guess.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 3:53 pm

Joker and Batty Bitch

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 4:52 pm

The Joker and the Blower. Coming soon!

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 10:23 pm

Yet another example of twins separated at birth.

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  Cow Doctor
October 10, 2020 2:23 pm

And, we all know the most recent Joker was certainly NO joke. Take heed, America.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 3:50 pm

Cow Doctor and the missus.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Bob P
October 9, 2020 8:10 pm

What happened to your Missus Bob? She’s been AWOL for. 2 weeks now.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 8:51 pm

As I told the police, I have no idea where she went, and I always have a shovel in my trunk.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 8:52 pm

When I asked that same thing last week he told me she wasn’t dead. That was good enough for me.

Phil
Phil
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 8:58 pm

She was just up the page. The redhead with the dog? Oh, that was his mistress.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:13 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:00 pm

Mexican Jumping Tiles.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 10, 2020 12:29 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Anonymous
October 11, 2020 7:25 am

He stole that act from Fred Astaire.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:13 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:26 am

Great work getting that kitten.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:14 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:11 pm

California needs a bunch of those!!!

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:14 pm

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Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:50 pm

bet he got alot of mullets with that throw!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:27 am

I wanted to see him bring it in with his catch.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:15 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:55 pm
Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Muscledawg
October 11, 2020 7:30 am

Fred Astaire is the man.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:37 pm

Still can’t read an analog clock.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:18 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:35 am

I would have liked to have seen that retrieval.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:20 pm

after a 7.1 Mw earthquake in Canterbury, New Zealand
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Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  nkit
October 9, 2020 7:17 pm

Why is the roadbed still straight?

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Horseless Headsman
October 10, 2020 1:01 pm

The roadbed returned to original position, but the tracks didn’t. You can see slight bulges in the roadbed where the tracks are now curved.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:04 pm

I thought it was that damned Stoneman tearing up the tracks again.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:20 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:57 pm

F’ng with his vestibular system…visual motion sickness

Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 11:42 pm

Impressive Doc.
How do I do that to the armadillos tearing my lawn up?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor

I advise a shotgun with a 3.5 inch chamber and shells filled with BBB

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:21 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:12 pm

Darwin Award finalist.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:23 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:37 am

Freedom, there’s nothing like it.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:00 pm

Let me explain to you once again the concept of ramps.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:58 pm

Darwin Award Honorable Mention

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 9, 2020 11:04 pm

another Biden voter

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
October 10, 2020 11:49 am

Dumb as a rock, but still allowed to vote.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:01 pm

I told you not to let him watch Thelma & Louise!

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:29 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:38 am

Just need the sound of the rain to make it complete and relaxing.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:03 pm

Governor Newsom says global warming is ruining our highways!

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:49 pm

Typical. One person “working” while everyone else stands around and watches.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Mary Christine
October 10, 2020 3:08 am

Yes, that is absolutely typical. I’ve seen it over many years in South Africa. Never more than one person working at any time, the rest watching while they wait their turn.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 5:39 pm

BLM Department of Transportation…only one working while the others watch. Government has to be paying for this.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:39 am

Are you sure this isn’t in Africa?

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:33 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:49 pm

…maybe you shouldn’t be in the US. FIFY

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:40 am

And maybe you should be arrested for having Chinese spies on your staff for years.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:34 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:49 pm

Wait for it, wait for it…

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:41 am

There’s a lot of photos with the “surprise look” when around Biden.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:35 pm

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