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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:38 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:42 am

Control.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:39 pm

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TC
TC
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:08 pm

Who lets that creepy mofo anywhere near their kids? Damn.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:08 pm

Put one of those Hannibal masks on this bastard.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 5:41 pm

These people are sick!!!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:43 am

I don’t like Jeff Sessions but at least he knocked Biden’s hands away from his granddaughter.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:40 pm

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Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:56 pm

That is awesome! Sheps are the best!

nkit
nkit
  Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
October 9, 2020 11:15 pm

knew you’d like that..

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:16 pm

Ever notice how Dalha has a man over every night but we never see him leave?

KaD
KaD
  nkit
October 9, 2020 6:47 pm

Every time I see one of these dogs it makes me think of this:

Owner Profile: In Over Their Head Ignoramus

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:44 am

Looks half lion/half dog.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:48 pm

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Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:58 pm

nkit is on fire. I haven’t registered my boat in 6 years! f the gubbmint.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:50 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 6:23 am

That’ll make your horn honk.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 10, 2020 12:47 pm

20 to 30 good slaps should tighten that right up.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:21 pm

If I can steal a good line, “Wax on, whacks off.”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
October 9, 2020 9:05 pm

LMFAO!!! Excellent Bob!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 10, 2020 12:52 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:47 am

A bit of ho-ishness.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:17 pm

Is this a seal pup, Muscledawg?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
October 9, 2020 9:10 pm

I couldn’t stop LMFAO Bob! Thanks

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Muscledawg
October 9, 2020 9:12 pm

Tthis ones for you Bob……
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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:19 pm

Wild goose chase.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:55 pm

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KaD
KaD
  nkit
October 9, 2020 6:48 pm

If black lives mattered they’d pay their child support. If black lives mattered they wouldn’t kill each other every weekend in Chicago. If you have to put a color in front of ‘lives matter’ YOU’RE the racist.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:57 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:10 pm

Some things should never be tatted up.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  YourAverageJoe
October 9, 2020 9:18 pm

Agreed. I’m sure you all know how I feel about beautiful ladies and tats. How sad. Another Rembrandt touched up with house paint. Like keying your own Lamborghini daddy bought you because it wasn’t the right color.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
October 10, 2020 1:02 pm

At least 9-volt battery testers and other body piercings are removable. But still distracting from beauty.comment image

Fatman from Oz.
Fatman from Oz.
  YourAverageJoe
October 9, 2020 10:56 pm

Would be a high maint cumbucket who has never had an original thought or idea and only goes with what is hip and cool. The tattooing confirms my thought. Dumb fucking syphilitic kunt.

nkit
nkit
  Fatman from Oz.
October 9, 2020 11:18 pm

tell us what you really feel…

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Fatman from Oz.
October 10, 2020 10:18 am

yeah butt, she does have a smokin’ hot ass, doesn’t she?

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:58 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 6:31 am

I wonder what he thinks about the taste of gunwale? Another fiberglassing job, oh well.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 10, 2020 1:10 pm

As the paramedic was giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation he commented on how bad the kid’s breath was. Then his partner said, “I don’t remember him wearing a snowmobile suit either”.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:51 am

That’s a good way to drown.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 3:59 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:52 am

True to form.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:29 pm

Sing to me, Sirens, and I’ll splatter all over the rock.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:20 pm

A beautiful trio of mermaids.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:01 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 10:20 am

That’s a pretty nice breast tha………I mean vest that she’s wearing.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:04 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 10:24 am

Something about the symmetry? I’ll get it…..give me a moment. She only has one bracelet…..no not that…..carrying only one beer……no no……is it her hair being parted to one side? Oh well.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
October 10, 2020 1:15 pm

It’s the gaposous.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:04 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:09 pm

A Mermaid out of water.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:23 pm

Why?? Because she could??

Oh…oh..it’s a beached mermaid trying to get back into the ocean. Rarely seen event, usually happens at night.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
October 10, 2020 1:18 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  Anonymous
October 10, 2020 5:49 pm

From “Splash”?

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:54 am

Somebody didn’t get their mermaid wish granted in 3rd grade.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:05 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:11 pm

shoot that sucker

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:29 pm

It’s that hard to kill Hilderybeast of the genus Clintonea.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:01 pm

I think it’s the same one from several posts back running by the apartments

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:05 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:31 pm

The Irony there is absolutely delicious!!

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:08 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 6:36 am

I wonder what all the “men” that Caity beat in the Olympics think about their losses(losing to a girl wannabee) in recent times?

French Taunter
French Taunter
October 9, 2020 4:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  French Taunter
October 10, 2020 1:22 pm

I’ve never heard a shepherd with an Indian accent.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:09 pm

for T4C…Get well, pretty lady!
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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:34 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 7:57 am

Nice lingerie.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:13 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 6:37 am

See, The fun gene!!!!

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:32 pm

Fake news! The government wouldn’t lie to us about inflation.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
October 10, 2020 5:53 pm

To see just how much lying they do check out shadowstats.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 10, 2020 6:42 am

I grew up within bicycle distance from the very 1st McDonalds. burgers were $.12 and cheeseburgers $.15, only one size fries $.12. No indoor seating. Thanks for the memory recall nkit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
October 11, 2020 5:47 pm

where in Des Plaines? I grew up in Park Ridge and I used to go to the 1st MacD’s, too.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:16 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 10, 2020 1:28 pm

Now I see the golden arches, but I remiss.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:17 pm

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there you go, Muscledawg

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:34 pm

Pardon, darling, would you think it forward of me if I asked you for your cherry?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:42 pm

Thanks! Too bad for me we didn’t go to school together. I would’ve trusted you to setup blind dates for me any day of the week. Oh yeah!!
My next thought was: Oh good, Cherry pie is my favorite!

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:22 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:43 pm

“Do you think this bra makes my tits look too big?”

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:23 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:44 pm

You just don’t understand, it’s reparations.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
October 10, 2020 1:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:24 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:26 pm

Here, hold my beer….

Mix
Mix
October 9, 2020 4:25 pm

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Mix
Mix
October 9, 2020 4:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:28 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:30 pm

to infinity and beyond!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:47 pm

“It’s Friday, Daddy’s home babygirl!”

Phil
Phil
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:07 pm

Well fuck a duck!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 10, 2020 1:40 pm

Who would goose the ducks’ chick?

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:29 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
October 9, 2020 10:23 pm

That’s enough to make one weep…

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
October 9, 2020 11:38 pm

Must say I am laughing at the family box.

I guessing that niggers and niggerettes don’t buy as they don’t understand the word family.

Serves 5 to 7 people or in today’s parlance, 1 fucking land whale’s morning snack.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
October 11, 2020 8:01 am

That’s actually when their chicken was good.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:55 pm

Bump her box. A tender delectable piece. Perfect for bachelor parties. $1,599 per hour.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 10, 2020 1:45 pm

nkit goes knit.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:33 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 9, 2020 9:52 pm

Mahi Mahi Boobi Boobi.

Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  Muscledawg
October 9, 2020 11:05 pm

mahi mahi boobi boobi dorado dorado snatchi clitori

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:37 pm

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TC
TC
  nkit
October 9, 2020 4:55 pm

As if Big Mike has ever worked a day of his life.

nkit
nkit
October 9, 2020 4:38 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 9, 2020 8:14 pm

again….somethings are degraded by tats

Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
October 10, 2020 1:51 pm

M1A’s rock…and so do gun girls!

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 5:20 pm

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Phil
Phil
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 9:13 pm

A slow day in the pasture playing Leap Sheep.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Cow Doctor
October 11, 2020 8:02 am

Did he get shot in the ass?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 5:21 pm

Lauren Bobert…running for the US House from Colorado’s Western Slope
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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 6:24 pm

Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Glock-N-Load
October 9, 2020 9:56 pm

AGREED!! Anyone else ever notice that conservative chics overall are hotter than libs. Especially if they are packin’! Very few things are sexier than hot chics with guns!

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Muscledawg
October 10, 2020 4:00 am

Nevertheless, hotitude is not a qualification for government. I’m filled with a sense of doom when I see the number of women in governments of Western countries. Call me old-fashioned, I don’t think women belong there. Or, indeed, in the workplace in general, and for the same reason.

Women do not understand hierarchy. Authority relationships. Objectivity. For them, everything is always personal.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  AnalogMan
October 10, 2020 6:49 am

Yeah yeah yeah. But I was suggesting the population in general.

French Taunter
French Taunter
  Muscledawg
October 10, 2020 4:58 pm

WAY hotter. Every one of them.

KaD
KaD
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 6:51 pm

Someone doesn’t want her in because they’re running negative ads about her non stop.

DinCO
DinCO
  KaD
October 9, 2020 9:52 pm

KaD – Of course. We’re in Colorado and she has (R) after her name.

Is the photo in her restaurant in Rifle ?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  DinCO
October 10, 2020 8:41 am

No, some event but not sure where. Definitely not Denver, open Cary is Verboten there.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 5:21 pm

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DW
DW
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 9:48 pm

nice

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
October 9, 2020 9:57 pm

Hey babe, what are you doing for……………………………………………………the next 5 minutes.

Bob P
Bob P
  Muscledawg
October 10, 2020 10:51 am

Burping

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
October 10, 2020 1:55 pm

SWALLOWS!!!

French Taunter
French Taunter
  Cow Doctor
October 10, 2020 5:00 pm

Wife material