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Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: “The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky.”

Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.

The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders “balloon” by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.

Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:17 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 17, 2020 9:15 am

It’s when the 2nd door opens when the cognitive dissonance moment takes hold.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 1:41 pm

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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Anonymous
October 19, 2020 11:59 pm

I asked my GF if she’d like to go to menards for some wood.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 2:19 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 8:06 pm

Real Nice!!!!

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:19 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 2:20 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 5:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
October 17, 2020 5:07 pm

I hope there’s hay in that loft.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
October 17, 2020 9:48 pm

Why the hell care….I’d lay on concrete, maybe even broken glass, and have her cowgirl me.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:20 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 2:20 pm

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French Taunter
French Taunter
  Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 3:08 pm

That CJ-5 is really hot.

Honest Buck
Honest Buck
  French Taunter
October 16, 2020 6:16 pm

Yeah, butt the rear-end is out.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  French Taunter
October 16, 2020 9:29 pm

Always wanted one, or four.

Machinist
Machinist
  Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 10:32 pm

I’ll drive.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Machinist
October 17, 2020 9:49 pm

Thanks….I’ll be in the back seat.

a9racer
a9racer
  Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 11:51 pm

Gonna be some butt gravy in those seats…

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 2:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
October 17, 2020 1:46 pm

Looks like their hang’n in there.comment image

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:21 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 16, 2020 3:31 pm

Ears go back and they start humming …you’re getting a llama lougie

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 16, 2020 2:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
October 17, 2020 5:11 pm

being clit deep

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 1:53 pm

A selfie with poipose.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:23 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:09 pm

Failure to abort

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 9:40 pm

You’d think she’d learn from last week not to try that same dive again.
Well?

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:24 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 16, 2020 3:31 pm

The buzzards have come home to roost.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 16, 2020 7:06 pm

This was a commercial in Canada. You can tell it was made by Canadians because Americans think all Canadian police ride horsies.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:26 pm

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name withheld
name withheld
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:57 pm

priorities.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:10 pm

Now the kid is going to feel like its got a hangover tomorrow after the head bounce on the floor.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 1:58 pm

Next year she lets Pat pick a gender.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:27 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:27 pm

Jungleball anything should be VERBOTEN.

Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:24 pm

You’re supposed to run BETWEEN the Oline Men.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 16, 2020 6:18 pm

Bad play by the tight end

1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
October 16, 2020 9:50 pm

I believe this is the famous “butt fumble” just another way the Jets turned a win into a loss. Still Hilarious. The QB was Mark Sanchez

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 16, 2020 9:15 pm

Always get the property inspector to check for a mountain goat infestation.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:30 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:29 pm

That was beautiful.

Problem is those NWO folks are thinking the same thing.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Auntie Kriest
October 16, 2020 9:42 pm

That’s strange………..I was thinking the same thing about them.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
October 17, 2020 1:53 am

photoshopped

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:31 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:48 pm

That was the very last time we played hide and seek with our little one…
. . . but at least we’re not raising a leftyleft treehugger.

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:22 pm

Just like I told my kids about their cat. When it gets hungry enough, they will figure out how to come down on their own.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:31 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:12 pm

Sorry. I regress…comment imagecomment imagecomment image

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Mix
October 17, 2020 3:27 pm

That 2nd pic…..is that one of those new whole body vibrators she’s sitting on?

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:34 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:30 pm

Larry David plain fucking sucks.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 16, 2020 6:21 pm

It rubs the lotions on its skins.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
October 17, 2020 8:56 am

Bait n switch

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:36 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 16, 2020 3:33 pm

SJW swimming lessons

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:25 pm

Save me! Save me! Save me!…..Oh.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:38 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 17, 2020 9:18 am

This would appear to be one of those rarer moments when “better late than never” really doesn’t apply.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 16, 2020 6:45 pm

Works well, but only gets me halfway there.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
October 16, 2020 9:54 pm

Perfect for curbside delivery

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:17 pm

EU plandemic recovery program.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:41 pm

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Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:14 pm

It doesn’t appear he knows anything about “turn about being fair play”. I’ll bet she does, and that maybe what she is hoping for.

a9racer
a9racer
  Thing in Room 101:
October 17, 2020 12:02 am

Yeah, but his boyfriend ain’t goin for that

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:44 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 18, 2020 7:18 am

Sand nigger’s version of a drive-by shooting!!

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:45 pm

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CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:29 pm

Bet your dumb ass self won’t go into a hotel hall buck necked again, will ya.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:46 pm

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Anonymous1
Anonymous1
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:25 pm

antifa “testing”, on blm

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:27 pm

For some reason, I think at 2 am she lets it drip from her chin.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:51 pm

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